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- ThsGuyRightHere, on 07/03/2009, -1/+58I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
- morrissey79, on 07/03/2009, -0/+43"Sara did not understand that when Cassandra's looks fade in her 50s, there's no way I'm putting up with this crap"...i peed a little when i read this.
Also, my wife is Chinese and has confirmed that many women here in China, do in fact cook and eat their afterbirth. Not this pill idea...which seems reasonable. But eat it like it's stew.
I also asked her what her plan is regarding her placenta. And thank god, the answer was "kill it with fire." - bixby1, on 07/03/2009, -0/+33Absolutely dugg for title
- 2h3px, on 07/03/2009, -0/+32I asked my made-up Asian wife too, she said she was in the mood for cat.
- jjohnstn, on 07/03/2009, -1/+31Are you sure she didn't say "cook it with fire"?
- jasdf, on 07/03/2009, -0/+24That is the most disturbing clipart I have ever seen...saved!
- Destrider, on 07/03/2009, -1/+21I wonder if these supposedly beneficial hormones survive the cooking and drying process, in which case they are just eating some gruesome ***** for no benefit at all.
- Xaevier, on 07/03/2009, -0/+20WHAT
Oh cooked placenta my bad I thought you said....WAIT WHAT!!! - skillzdan, on 07/03/2009, -0/+18can you imagine asking that on a date?
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………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/--‘ - viking0895, on 07/03/2009, -1/+16http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUYWAHZ0OaE
- redfan, on 07/03/2009, -2/+17"The way it's been done for thousands of years."
During which time the infant mortality rate hovered around 20%.
Yeah, no thanks. I'll take my chances with "unnecessary medicines and vaccinations". - inactive, on 07/03/2009, -0/+13Waiter, I ordered paella!
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -2/+13I hear that menstrual fluids also make an absolutely fabulous Bloody Mary.
- lordmike, on 07/03/2009, -0/+10A lot of people are freezing their placentas... or at least the stem cells that go with them... They literally put the afterbirth in a bag, and it gets sent to a lab... the stem cells are taken out and frozen and stored for a day when the child may develop a disease that can be cured with stem cells... with no fear of rejection, cord blood cells are ideal... This process is becoming more and more common.. It may be a gimmick, but it may also save your kid's life someday!
- Hillsfar, on 07/03/2009, -2/+12Many mammals eat their placenta after giving birth. It is called placentophagy. "The placenta contains high levels of prostaglandin which stimulates involution (an inward curvature or penetration, or, a shrinking or return to a former size) of the uterus, in effect cleaning the uterus out. The placenta also contains small amounts of oxytocin which eases birth stress and causes the smooth muscles around the mammary cells to contract and eject milk."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placentophagy
So while it sounds odd, it isn't far-fetched to think of what the hormones in it can do for a woman. - MrBogard, on 07/03/2009, -0/+10Comment for the ages.
- KibblesnBitts, on 07/03/2009, -1/+11I watched the video. I now want to die.
- BigOnLogn, on 07/03/2009, -0/+10Most hilarious thing I have ever read...
FTA:
"When you gross out people who work at a hospital, you have accomplished something." - inactive, on 07/03/2009, -0/+9well it's autocannibalism that's one step worse than eating other people as at some point it was you.
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -2/+10I think the way to go is to have a dinner party and include the placenta in the food. Then, once everyone has eaten, be like "Oh, by the way. You know the lasagna? It contained human placenta."
- goddess1019, on 07/03/2009, -0/+8did she eat it with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
- emezeske, on 07/03/2009, -0/+8Sand?
- therusher, on 07/03/2009, -1/+9No. Just no.
- deathfix, on 07/03/2009, -1/+9TMI
- Duffle, on 07/03/2009, -1/+8I'd fry it up in some bacon grease.
- spectre_25gt, on 07/03/2009, -2/+9Did you just call vaccinations unnecessary? People like you are going to bring back the plague.
- bonsoirdollface, on 07/03/2009, -0/+6"When I asked Sara if her parents were embarrassed by what she does, she told me that her father sells bull semen."
Dugg for this. - jinif, on 07/03/2009, -1/+7From Wiki:
"Obstetrician Maggie Blott disputes the post-natal depression theory. Blott, a spokeswoman for the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists, says that there is no medical reason to eat the placenta; "Animals eat their placenta to get nutrition - but when people are already well-nourished, there is no benefit, there is no reason to do it.""
Animals eat it for the calories, cause animals need every little bit of energy they can get. - Velnich, on 07/03/2009, -0/+6"Kill it with fire... and a nice garlic pepper rub."
- mytealjacket, on 07/03/2009, -0/+6YES!
...and it's pointless because instead of being full of nutrients, they're full of dirt and bacteria. - AmnesiacJack, on 07/03/2009, -1/+7It's now my new steam logo / spray.
- fragMasterFlash, on 07/03/2009, -0/+6Tom Cruise's gender reassignment can now officially be declared a success.
- Inaktivist, on 07/03/2009, -0/+5Nobody like it the first time, but it grows on you.
- visionaryIX, on 07/03/2009, -4/+9I never really understood home births.
Its probably the most dangerous time in a womans life, yet because its a natural process and happens reguarly we seem to ignore all the risks and dangers. In the rare chance I ever have kids, there's no way I'm even having a midwife. If anything goes wrong I want a qualified doctor present not some mother of three who thinks her personal experience qualifies her.
If you don't mind me asking, why did you opt for a home birth? - JT114881, on 07/03/2009, -0/+5My wife is pregnant and I just asked her what her plan is, and her reply was:
"Yuck WTF I'm not a dog"
Also she was raised in the Philippines. - emt1451, on 07/03/2009, -0/+5This did not bother me in the least. I guess med school was the right decision after all..
- crackerjack20, on 07/03/2009, -2/+7Cause we live in a rural are with a ***** hospital, it was my wife's second birth so we knew what to expect. The baby was full term, in the perfect head-down position, and everything was fine. We had 2 experienced midwives present. And when it was all over, we curled up with our newborn baby in our own bed and went to sleep. No annoying doctors, nurses, medical tests, unnecessary medicines and vaccinations. The way it's been done for thousands of years. It was great. I don't expect you to understand.
- Jonaas, on 07/03/2009, -0/+5i dissected a human body for pre-pharm and didn't feel the slightest stomach twinge, but this made me physically ill.
- RichMig, on 07/03/2009, -1/+5When my brother was a teenager and started a new job, his crew ordered out for some Chinese food for lunch. He phoned in the order. One of the guys ordered the Placenta Soup. Pretty funny at the time when i thought it was a joke.
- scy1192, on 07/03/2009, -2/+6Wikipedia has some pictures if you're not sure what one looks like.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placenta#Pathology
*throws up at the thought of eating this* - Hillsfar, on 07/03/2009, -1/+5Many mammals eat their placenta after giving birth. It is called placentophagy. "The placenta contains high levels of prostaglandin which stimulates involution (an inward curvature or penetration, or, a shrinking or return to a former size) of the uterus, in effect cleaning the uterus out. The placenta also contains small amounts of oxytocin which eases birth stress and causes the smooth muscles around the mammary cells to contract and eject milk."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placentophagy
So while it sounds odd, it isn't far-fetched to think of what the hormones in it can do for a woman. - alexkim804, on 07/03/2009, -1/+5why do I always forget what is seen cannot be unseen!!
AH!! EWWWW aA!H!H!! GROSS! - Hillsfar, on 07/03/2009, -1/+5I don't know. Then again, even in break-down it could mean the substances are building blocks the body can use.
- Y0tsuya, on 07/03/2009, -0/+4I asked my wife, who is Taiwanese, and she's grossed out by the idea. She's heard about it but that's just not done in Taiwan.
- mejf2loy, on 07/03/2009, -0/+3It would be weirder if it was the woman asking the man.
- pr0t3st, on 07/03/2009, -0/+3"Sara said Cassandra had a particularly robust placenta,"
This one did me in...and I can never eat waffles again now. Yes, like an idiot I was eating waffles as I read. - emt1451, on 07/03/2009, -0/+3Yup. What are you waiting for? Gobble that ***** down!!
- MWeather, on 07/03/2009, -0/+3No, dogs won't eat balut.
- bubba9999, on 07/03/2009, -0/+3Dude - there is no way I am watching that video.
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