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- jammink, on 10/12/2007, -1/+30Everything causes cancer nowadays
- betterth, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27Western experts are just jealous.
I'm pretty upset that I'm pumping psoriasis oil into my car, though. - xtmno3, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23Mark me down, I would bathe in it. Of course, that is because I love the smell of gasoline. Killing tons of brain cells never smelled so good!
Side question: Why don't they have gasoline scented candles? - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14WTF are these people? C-3PO ?
- Kerjo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14I'm trying to figure out what you might think "causes cancer" means.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15From what I remember, Petroleum Jelly was quite literally the stuff they scraped off the oil rigs.
- blahblah, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14A PLACE WHERE THEY INHALE PETROLEUM... LITERALLY
"an unlikely return in a country so addicted to oil these days that people are breathing it. Here in America, visitors can inhale once a second the vapors released by power plant and car exhaust, as well as manufacturing. They and doctors here say it can cause a number of birth defects, including autism - never mind that Western experts say it may cause cancer." - NICU, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Isn't Vasoline just petroleum jelly? Yeah they're definitely different in terms of refinement but it shouldn't sound so weird compared to all the stuff 'western' people put on and in their bodies.
- rtakach, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11netroid: you're right, I didn't know that so I wiki'd it...pretty cool tidbit of info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petroleum_jelly - Roger, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8@mrdrunkNstoned:
He said "gasoline SCENTED"
EDIT:
That bastard Muyoso beat me to it. - Bluth, on 10/12/2007, -3/+10Don't listen to these naysayers. I, for one, make my own. It's quite easy-just let hot wax drip into a small bowl of gasoline. Make sure to set aside a little of the gas to pour on top when the mixture has cooled for that "just topped off" smell. Ignite and bask in the glow (it will be substantial).
- rickytan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6From the wiki:
"Pure petroleum jelly is widely used by men for masturbation. However, petroleum jelly is not recommended for use as a sexual lubricant because it is oil-based and therefore dissolves latex condoms. Vaseline should also not be used for anal or vaginal sex because, like other oil-based substances, it may coat the lining of the rectum or vagina, providing a haven for infection. ([2])."
Nasty. - affanjam, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Looking at the picture, doesn't it look like he is bathing in chocolate. I love Chocolate!!
- TheWedge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Has anybody here ever SMELLED crude oil?? I would sooner bathe in dog *****, it smells that awful...
- DarkLance, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4you ever leave a piece of raw meat laying in the fridge for a week or two? Imagine leaving it there for, oh, say 10 million years (literately) and then taking a bath in the juice that's left over from decomposition.
But wait, you may say that by the time you get to it, all the bacteria should have been killed off? Yeah, that makes me comfortable. - ZenMojo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3FTA:
"“It’s wonderful,” he says, up to his neck in oil in a sort of human lube job."
Hehehe. Lube job.
Oil in the United States is cheaper than milk and spring water, two things we bathe in at spas on this side of the Pacific. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3By your own argument you drink lizard piss.
- contextclouds, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Thank the maker!
- bleonard, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2darwin says...cancer wiped away Naftalan's population!
@NICU
Petroleum jelly has been distilled and filtered from petroleum. Crude oil is just plain ol' petroleum from the Earth. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1bathe in a goo resulting from the decomposition of ancient organic remains..
..i think i'll pass. - ayeroxor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"(literately)"
Mistaking literally for literately?
Priceless. - jhshukla, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1>> relieves joint pain, cures psoriasis
lubricant.
>> calms nerves and beautifies skin
car wax.
what's new about it? - otheruser, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Formal, standard response:
Petroleum products have a great deal of medicinal properties. Just because certain "Western" experts say otherwise, does not mean the above is absolutely false.
More rugged response:
I couldn't care less what the Western experts think. If it works, it works. And please, everything causes cancer (I live in Houston). - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Hmm... I was always told to wash the oil of my hands after working on a car because it causes cancer when allowed to soak into the skin.
- tjl2015, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"The tar blisters the age right out of the body, in what top scientists suspect is a miracle."
- osbjmg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I know my hands feel great the few days after I have a messy oil change. I love the smell too!
- matthewmok, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Crude is harmless used in this way..it gets its toxicity after it goes through the refining process.
- weprin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@Bluth
I'd like to see you make a tutorial video and put it on YouTube.
Because it's fun to watch people blow themselves up. - Roger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@BearOwned:
The Bluths are all pretty crazy - merreborn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Crude and petroleum jelly aren't the same thing. To assume that their effects on the human body are even comparable is absurd.
- Humzaseo, on 01/07/2009, -0/+1That is right and as many digger said in above comments. I like this because of the treatment option for skin condition Psoriasis. I think it would be beneficial for many other skin condition to like eczema, lupus and melanoma.http://www.vitiligoguide.com/psoriasis/
Generally it has been said the treatment of Psoriasis is not a easy task and may take a long period of time. - tai444, on 11/19/2008, -0/+0that right, i also read about that.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2@rickytan
More like A HAVEN FOR SOME STEAMING JIZZUM!!! Oh yeah baybee!
Gross. - Uranium118, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1"Hey dude, want a smoke?"
"Sure, you have fire?"
"Yeah, wait a second"
... - anonydigg, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Can't wait till someone feels like a smoke while in the tub. :D
edit:"bath attendants and patients seemed to smoke, it is not particularly flammable, either."
Oh... then can't wait till they're proven wrong. - schabrat14, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0I think I speak for everyone when i say, "ewwwwwwwwwwww"
- torsades, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0i imagine they would make more off of the oil selling it than what they charge to bath in it.
- praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -4/+2I actually have tar shampoo that cures psoriasis and dandruff. It's doctor recommended, although it has a warning that says it contains materials known to cause cancer. Hmm...would I rather live with psoriasis, or cancer? =/
- bleonard, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2@netroid9
Petroleum jelly was not scrapped off of oil rigs. The base material for petroleum jelly, petroleum, was scrapped off of oil rigs. Petroleum jelly is a by-product of petroleum distillation. Re-read the wiki article 'rtakach' posted.
"The raw material for petroleum jelly was discovered in 1859 in Titusville, Pennsylvania where it was stuck to some of the first oil rigs in the U.S. The riggers hated the paraffin-like material because it caused the rigs to seize up, but they used it on cuts and burns because it hastened healing." - jdoo, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1@einerdo
because that is poison - Muyoso, on 10/12/2007, -12/+5Aparently you have NO clue what the word "scented" means. Idiot.
- elnerdo, on 10/12/2007, -9/+2If you want a gasoline scent, why not just keep a little tin of gasoline and open it for the scent?
- Stonedonkey, on 10/12/2007, -11/+2Maybe someone should tell them that petroleum is carcinogenic.
- Stonedonkey, on 10/12/2007, -10/+1"I'm trying to figure out what you might think "causes cancer" means."
So, "Western experts say it may cause cancer" is equal to "It causes cancer"? Thanks for the update. - mrdrunkNstoned, on 10/12/2007, -20/+0gasoline is flammable, the candle would explode every time you lit it.


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