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divinecaroline.com — Every gardener loves the satisfaction of creating a well-crafted design on her front lawn. If You Want to Sell the House, Mow the Lawn!

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  • kylemech, on 04/03/2009, -3/+581"... all that's left for me to see are tulips on the mound."

    Wow.
  • bwhite, on 04/03/2009, -18/+543A nice pun. How cute. Two can play at that game.

    I'd like to have intercourse with them. Get it?
  • TWillz, on 04/03/2009, -7/+504I saw a hairless pussy at the end.
  • PizzaEagle, on 04/03/2009, -36/+440………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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  • Dodey23, on 04/03/2009, -8/+361I liked the part where they talked about shaving their vaginas through puns and innuendos.
  • MeatMountain, on 04/03/2009, -7/+342guys I think they're talking about their pubic hair
  • supdude, on 04/03/2009, -6/+316My girlfriend prefers Roundup.
  • yellowsnowcone, on 04/03/2009, -7/+316dugg for tulips / two lips pun
  • thezackisback89, on 04/03/2009, -8/+308Why are Americans so uptight?

    At first I thought this a fake ad, but at the end, it was a "Oh, right - UK, got it" moment.
    I'd love to see this aired in the States, but we're still a ways away from that happening. Anyone remember how "Zack & Miri Make Porno" ads on television turned into "Zack & Miri" ads because the 'make a porno' part was to be considered too offensive?

    I believe the American public is ready for this sort of humor.
  • sjbdallas, on 04/03/2009, -6/+263I like how she trimmed her bush into a landing strip.
  • s0m31john, on 04/03/2009, -17/+255Dugg for the Asian.
  • inactive, on 04/03/2009, -19/+246ha thats awesome maybe my ex GF can follow this commercial with her "all natural" ass..
    we didnt call her The Goat for nothing..


    :::barf:::

    seriously looked like she had one of these going on..

    http://pro.corbis.com/images/CB065861.jpg?size=572 ...


    http://www.drivl.com/img/articles/Goat%20Black%20( ...
  • inactive, on 04/03/2009, -1/+225Which of the two pictures is your ex?
  • ManUnitdFan, on 04/03/2009, -5/+155Good old United States - where crazy amounts of violence are ok, but sexual innuendo isn't! Hooray for us!
  • inactive, on 04/03/2009, -6/+151but u just seen a picture of a goats beard.

    i seen my Ex naked.. with a GOATS BEARD!!!

    it wasnt fun.. let me say this..

    im grossed out too.. but i would hate to see her after she came out the shower..

    *ughh BARF*

    it looked like a goat was just finished drinking out of his water bucket..

    holy ***** this has gone too far.. sorry..

    -_-
  • PixelMagic, on 04/03/2009, -1/+134But I am le tired.
  • nochilinopity, on 04/03/2009, -7/+138YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBkR09sP4T4
  • asnider, on 04/03/2009, -1/+123And here I thought this meant mowing the lawn had become women's work and I could sit inside and watch the game on Sundays.
  • scarth, on 04/03/2009, -0/+121yeah, that was the best part for sure
  • Dodey23, on 04/03/2009, -24/+136You know labia and pubis are parts of the vagina...

    Oops, on digg! I can't assume these things!

    And "shaving your vagina" is a term like "shaving your face."

    I'm guess you don't shave your face, you shave your chin, cheeks and upper neck, and refer to it as such?

    I love when dumb asses try to be smart asses.
  • mandraque, on 04/03/2009, -1/+105dugg for abridged pedobear.
  • Dodey23, on 04/03/2009, -1/+105Fine then have a nap.

    THEN FIRE ZE LASERS!!!
  • nurbsenvi, on 04/03/2009, -5/+108They are not ready for anything.
  • Destinatus, on 04/03/2009, -2/+105I'd like to stick my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean.
  • Jarhead085, on 04/03/2009, -0/+100That's what she said.
  • Residents, on 04/03/2009, -2/+96I love this sort of humor in commercials, check this one out but be warned the audio is NSFW...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIfUo91ZrFQ
  • AlexanderBlue, on 04/03/2009, -0/+82My wife just says, "FIRE THE LASERS!!!"
  • hotpuck6, on 04/03/2009, -1/+81it's not a stereotype if you google "naked asian woman" and it's in every result.
  • chuckDontSurf, on 04/03/2009, -1/+77I gagged, then I laughed.
  • Doobie88, on 04/03/2009, -2/+78I don't know, I tried mowing the lawn with a razor once, and it took me two days, and that was just the front yard.
  • davidg11, on 04/03/2009, -0/+75So she's single now?

    Huh.
  • breadfred, on 04/03/2009, -1/+76@Dodey23: I wish Vagina was on my native tongue :'(
  • Dodey23, on 04/03/2009, -9/+81Are we really going to debate the semantics of a vagina? I'm from the United States, and vagina is a colloquialism for a woman's genitals. Where are you from? Is this not part of your native tongue? Do I really have to resort to talking scientifically about a comedic commercial for a woman's razor?

    This is like correcting someone who asks for a Kleenex, and asking them if they really want you to go out and obtain the Kleenex company, then telling them they mean a disposable Cellucotton-based facial tissue manufactured and distributed by the Kleenex Corporation.

    Shut the ***** up!
  • da_bradler, on 04/03/2009, -0/+71LOL + filthy only in context = Pedobear win
  • BuckCynnie, on 04/03/2009, -4/+72Dugg for woman talking about how great it feels to trim the hedges while stroking her pussy...cat.
  • Slackdragon, on 04/03/2009, -2/+67ManUnitedFan,

    I'm American and your assessment is spot on. For instance, I remember watching the HBO series premier of the Tudors. I was with my wife and in-laws when the first racy sex scene came on screen. You'd think someone had dumped ice water in their laps with the uncomfortable, silent squirming and eye averting.

    But the scene just moments before that was of a emissary being knifed to death and laying twitching in an expanding pool of blood. They were all perfectly comfortable with that. Murder, okay. Sex, uncomfortable.
  • crossmr, on 04/03/2009, -11/+74yeah, stereotypes are hilarious.
  • Anth, on 04/03/2009, -3/+65Sadly, I dont think this commercial would make it to the US.
  • Crosshare, on 04/03/2009, -2/+62The overly conservative stuffed shirts have to ruin it for the rest of us.
  • mrgreenjeans, on 04/03/2009, -1/+60At least she didn't look like a goat that just finished drinking from a bucket of cottage cheese, like my ex-girlfriend.

    *WHAARRF*

    Now, THAT'S too far!
  • Slackdragon, on 04/03/2009, -2/+60The older I get, the more I realize most stereotypes exist for a reason. If I say the words "Redneck" what pops into your head? Don't those types truly exist?
  • ahawks, on 04/03/2009, -0/+55Brilliant
  • Cideu, on 04/03/2009, -1/+55Took me a while. (two lips)
  • Gguillorn, on 04/03/2009, -6/+59I dugg you up because that's hilarious, but I might have to digg you down for the visual.
  • inactive, on 04/03/2009, -2/+53i mean she was a cute girl nice body.. but dude when you have a warlock bearded dragon vagina.. its time to GO.. complete turn off
  • ReflexGTI, on 04/03/2009, -5/+53please mow the lawn..
  • ZeeZee2k, on 04/03/2009, -3/+50How the hell do you mow the lawn with a small razor? It would take forever, I don't get this commerical.
  • analogkid01, on 04/03/2009, -2/+48Nah, if they'd really wanted to stereotype, they would've put a mosaic over the bonsai tree she was clipping.
  • yacks, on 04/03/2009, -2/+47apparently you didn't notice that the black girl was struggling trimming the bush with a more heavy duty bush trimmer..

    Of course, that wouldn't pass in the U.S. because people over here don't have a good enough sense of humor to laugh at themselves..
  • banmeagaindigg, on 04/03/2009, -3/+47when is hair down there ever soft?


    starting dating people over 13?
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