Here's something that's really nagging at me: How the hell do dudes maintain bellies like that without getting (as relatively) fat everywhere else? That's just really, really weird to me. Any time my weight fluctuates, it's hard to tell, because it's so spread out. I couldn't imagine having 50 pounds to lose-- that was centered entirely in my midsection.
Everyone knows a big belly means the government has poisoned you because they've been monitoring your thoughts and found something they didn't like. I know because my refrigerator told me, my refrigerator has been a pretty reliable source so far.
I believe they've recently correlated instances of diabetes with Alzheimer's, so that might explain this correlation, too: poor diet = diabetes = Alzheimer's.
Ya, well I heard weed could help with Alzheimers. Then again, you'll get the munchies, eat more, get fatter, and increase your risk again. The circle continues...
Big belly may suggest low testosterone or low thyroid hormone. There is a new study, suggesting that hormone replacement for women may help prevent Alzheimer's disease. Apparently the same can be applied to men.
Infinitely interesting, and just one more reason to become serious about understanding the real reasons for obesity - and it isn't just being lazy - a hundred million people can't all be that lazy, there has to be another answer.