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- markopolo2952, on 10/11/2007, -12/+544Here's a tip from a single guy. You're getting some. Be happy.
- TyroPyro, on 10/11/2007, -6/+284Here's a tip. Make up a bunch of random statistics without citations, put them in an article about sex, submit and wait for front page status
- SpectralSounds, on 10/11/2007, -13/+258Heres a tip. Who cares if she fakes it. You are gettin yours.
Seriously though, if you are in a real relationship... there isnt any point in faking. My girlfriend either wants to go the distance, or she is just doing me a favor with a quicky. Either way I dont mind as long as she is happy... cause Im sure happy. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -8/+241Premature my ass!!! It's a race bitch, and I WON!
- SambekZX, on 10/11/2007, -19/+229Here's a tip from a married man. Reduce the frequency of sex to about once a week. Then she'll be hungry for it.
- calguy99, on 10/11/2007, -2/+150Tell me about it, last night I had to fake an erection.
- writh3n, on 10/11/2007, -4/+119My girlfriends orgasm sounds like snoring.
- dvgrhl, on 10/11/2007, -22/+136That's because she fell asleep, Casanova.
- NICU, on 10/11/2007, -21/+135@TyroPyro - Didn't you know that 70% of all statistics are made up?
- knde, on 10/11/2007, -1/+103@Spectral Sounds
Have to agree with you. Morning sex with my bf is not about an orgasm for me. He knows this, I know this. It's a bit of fun for me and a lot of fun for him.However come evening/night sex, I'm more likely to actually be in the mood for sex i.e. already turned on by the idea as opposed to having to put me in the mood. Thus automatically increasing my desire and ability to have an orgasm.
These articles I feel are ridiculous anyhow. A well experienced man knows that most women do not come easily through intercourse alone. Not to mention; a lot of the times the act itself without an orgasm, is more than satisfactory. Women can enjoy sex without an orgasm, which of course doesn't mean you shouldn't try and give your lady one :-) - airquotes, on 10/11/2007, -7/+94I'll write a better article right now in 3 minutes
It really isnt that hard..it's slightly different for all women..but here it is...
1)make sure shes comfortable
2)build up to it slowly
3)make sure she's wet
4)when you have sex position so that either the base of your penis or your lower abdomen is in contact with her ***** (with practice this is almost always possible)
5)gauge what stroke is most effective (dont alwayas be a jackhammer)
6)use your hands and your mouth too, kiss neck,suck titties, grab ass.
I mean come on guys its not that ***** hard. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -4/+81I agree, your girlfriend is awesome in the sack.
- UglieJosh, on 10/11/2007, -6/+80She's faking it.
- AzDraon, on 10/11/2007, -1/+73If she is faking it, she is only doing herself a disservice. The man will think he is doing everything right and just keeping doing what he is doing while she is not satisfied. If she is not getting off, she needs to tell him how she wants him to do it.
- javaroast, on 10/11/2007, -2/+74Plus when you are finished she conveniently deflates.
- chrisldenton, on 10/11/2007, -1/+69When my wife and I first started having sex, she faked her orgasms. I suspected that was going on, so I waited until are relationship was a little more emotionally intimate, and I asked her about it in a non-confrontational way. She admitted that she had been faking and said that she had never had an orgasm during sex. I said that was okay, but I'd like to see if I could fix that for her. We then worked together to find out what worked and what didn't, and she has orgasmed almost every time that we have had sex for the last five years. That is the only key to ensuring that your woman doesn't fake it. Don't pressure her, and allow her to instruct you as to what will do it for her. All women are different, and it just takes a little figuring out to know how to please each one. And for those who commented that they only care about their orgasm: grow up! sex is much better (including your own orgasm) when everyone involves gets a happy ending.
- CatsAreGods, on 10/11/2007, -4/+62If it's not that ***** hard, then you're hardly *****.
- MindTrigger, on 10/11/2007, -2/+59Here's a tip for everyone. Learn to go down on her, and learn to do it well. If you get no other skill in life, learn that one and you can move mountains.
- Heiios, on 10/11/2007, -15/+70Who cares? I make sure I finish, she should make sure she finishes too.
- imacashew, on 10/11/2007, -6/+60cause she's a cow
- terrya64, on 10/11/2007, -1/+55The other 30% are with Chuck Norris.
- ElevenisEven, on 10/11/2007, -2/+53you gotta ***** her gently
- UglieJosh, on 10/11/2007, -3/+54Man, it's even worse than I thought.
- thedarkrabbit, on 10/11/2007, -4/+4990% of men masturbate... the other 10% lie about it....
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -23/+67reminds me of an oldy:
Q: how can you when a woman has an orgasm?
A: who gives a ***** - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -3/+4510% of women masturbate... the other 90% lie about it....
- dvddesign, on 10/11/2007, -1/+43Does she still think you're a casting director?
- Ocelot13, on 10/11/2007, -9/+5070% of digg users dont know how to use the reply button next to comments. you sir are part of that 70%
(i made 70% up, but i see @******* all the time) - mattxb, on 10/11/2007, -2/+41@teedubyaw
I really hope your kids never read your comment - tackle, on 10/11/2007, -8/+46Does this mean, 70% of the time, she fakes it every time??
- ShuttleDisaster, on 10/11/2007, -16/+50what's a woman
- iburyfamilyguy, on 10/11/2007, -7/+41Here comes a string of bad digg = no girlfriend jokes.
- gcnaddict, on 10/11/2007, -7/+40You know what does the trick?
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It usually works.
(I wonder how many people got it...) - spenderaka, on 10/11/2007, -5/+37I think Angelina Jolie said it succinctly, woman can fake an orgasm, but men can fake the whole relationaship.
- Jwoey, on 10/11/2007, -3/+33its my least favorite, but its still her favorite, so missionary is here to stay in my house.
- serpanterra, on 10/11/2007, -2/+31I'm always put off by the term "missionary". I feel like I have to put on a stupid hat and have spent several hours on a boat before I can do it.
- imacashew, on 10/11/2007, -5/+31that's ***** TEAMWOOORK!!!
- NSResponder, on 10/11/2007, -6/+31" If she is not getting off, she needs to tell him"
But if she does that, what will she have to throw in his face when they get divorced?
Come on, you need to think this through.
-jcr - yikiad, on 10/11/2007, -14/+39q: why do women fake orgasms?
a: because they think we care - schlongmeister, on 10/11/2007, -5/+30"This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely...
You don't always have to ***** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And *****' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna ***** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That's *****' teamwork
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll ***** ***** you discreetly
And then I'll ***** bone you completely
But then I'm gonna ***** you hard "
JB & KG - inspecality, on 10/11/2007, -1/+24the things on websites
- thesandbender, on 10/11/2007, -0/+23Yeah... so... in the best safe for work speak I can manage... if you find yourself properly running laps in the canyon... you'll notice the earthquakes... if you don't... you weren't mining the right spot. Maybe you should go looking for the headstone... because if you digg around it... you will eventually hit gold (just don't take too long because that tends to tick off the locals).
- Jagdwulfe, on 10/11/2007, -7/+29I AM THE ***** COMMANDER!!! I AM THE MASTER OF THE *****!! I KNOW HOW TO WORK THAT BITCH! :)
- Ocelot13, on 10/11/2007, -5/+26reply to the same post as the person youre replying to did
- sogracefully, on 10/11/2007, -3/+24i can write a better one in three little words:
oral, lots, kthx. - PabloIV, on 10/11/2007, -0/+21dude no need to raise eyebrows. I've faked it. There really are times when you just need a break and aren't that into it.
- skunkman62, on 10/11/2007, -4/+24"Tip 1: Talk. And Listen."
i'm out. - djSyndrome, on 10/11/2007, -7/+26The rule in our marriage is 'ladies first'. Sometimes it takes five minutes, sometimes it takes an hour, but after nearly seven years and two kids, we're just as active as when we were dating.
- rootofunity, on 10/11/2007, -6/+25I dont get the big tit infactuation with some people. I mean really a nice rack is one thing but when you those Big Fat Floppy Lard Bags Blahh
- haggie, on 10/11/2007, -21/+4099% of men don't care.
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