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- CasinoJack, on 10/10/2007, -12/+379Hey, they missed the all-time favorite mistake guys make during sex - "Whoops! Wrong hole."
- Martlet, on 10/10/2007, -12/+310If God had wanted her to enjoy sex, he'd have given her a penis.
Honey, if you read this, it's just a joke, and yes, I already took out the trash. - DeskFlyer, on 10/10/2007, -31/+288LOLOLOL DIGGERS DON'T HAVE SEX COS THEY DONT HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, I GET IT, ROFL!!1! GOOD ONE!!11!
- viniciusfontes, on 10/13/2007, -3/+223"Read to her"? Geez, damn pedophiles.
- jeuhrn, on 10/11/2007, -3/+198Chicks don't dig getting *****-stabbed in the uterus. If you walked around with dumbells on your "wang" for three years, you're a real pair of clownshoes. You can please a woman with a finger, and it's not done by sticking it into her fallopian tubes.
- doctorfungi, on 10/11/2007, -9/+190Haaaahahahaha! You had to enlarge your *****. What a douche bag.
- phantom_mullet, on 10/10/2007, -1/+172Key phrase in your entire post? Larger tool.
Could you be more of one? Absolutely not. - FreakyD, on 10/10/2007, -4/+166Be very careful not to jab it in her eye
- Prelude76, on 10/10/2007, -8/+162You talk about how black dudes can't do oral, you mention how happy you are with your penis enlargement, you mention that justin timberlake sings and dances great, you compare muscular dudes to peacocks, you imply that you shave your ass and nutsack, and you go into detail how a dirty dick tastes and how best to keep it clean.
*cough* ***** - brstilson, on 10/10/2007, -3/+156Dude, you sound like a freaking commercial. "I used to be small................until I tried Prometheus, the NATURAL penis enlargment pill for men." Hate to break it to you pal, but your dick isn't any bigger. Welcome to the placebo effect.
- Bahimiron, on 10/10/2007, -8/+149I'll tell you on thing, there's no polite way to suggest sticking it in her ass. :(
- Spoonicus, on 10/10/2007, -7/+129I for one would just like to congatulate lOvOl on the worlds longest digg comment. Dude perhaps you should have written your own article and submitted that instead of piggybacking.
never mind.. here's your medal. - kent1146, on 10/10/2007, -5/+113It's not rape. It's surprise sex.
- Spoonicus, on 10/11/2007, -3/+110Jesus dude.. who the ***** are you, Ron Jeremy?
- Babazoz, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1058. Don't take anything Men's Health says seriously.
- diggitydoc, on 10/10/2007, -8/+111don't stereotype me, bro!
- dictum, on 10/10/2007, -6/+106Because you have steps 1 and 2 in the wrong order.
- TLAKABM, on 10/10/2007, -0/+99You know what women *don't* like? Insecure guys.
And uterine orgasm? If you actually managed to get your penis into her uteris, it would extremely painful. - anarchytv, on 10/10/2007, -14/+111Have sex with her best girlfriend. Boy, that will really liven and stir things up. Women love to fight. Its high drama and passion. And they love jerks. And make up sex is really awesome. You can't go wrong. I mean, you're getting to sleep with her girlfriend, so you're going in already a winner... once you cross that bridge, its a long slippery slope to having two women in bed at the same time, which is actually quite fun. Women are fiercely competitive, and they will compete for your sexual attention. I highly recommend it. Its kind of like having your own mini-harem. Sisters are the best, they are terribly competitive and already comfortable with seeing each other naked. einstein / anarchy-tv
- 4fingers, on 10/10/2007, -3/+997. Stay away from digg
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -26/+114"Tie her hands."
What is this, a step-by-step rape guide? - jeuhrn, on 10/10/2007, -7/+94I don't understand why all these comical sex-guide articles keep appearing on the frontpage, just to get trampled on in the commentfield. This is the duality of digg.
Seems like the sex guide diggers wants to read says:
1) Come in her mouth
2) Stick it in her ass
3) Have her make you dinner inbetween.
How come no articles like that make the frontpage? - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -8/+91if i could, i would
- krizzle, on 10/10/2007, -7/+80I'm going to write the version for women, heres a peek:
Make a mental circle 2 inches around the outside of his Penis, now cover the entire circle with your mouth. Oh that? Don't worry its full of protein. Yes, he will wake up soon. - trogdor282, on 10/10/2007, -2/+66Ear sex is on the rise here in Quahog, prompting the new phrase "once you go black, you go deaf"
- extratired, on 10/10/2007, -13/+72virgin
- Veridien, on 10/10/2007, -1/+57Sounds like I'm one of few women curious enough to read this. Honestly, gents, for those who are interest, pleasing her is good for you because it typically makes her want to reciprocate and please you. It's cyclic and ends well for both sides. Just a thought.
- ShrimpCrackers, on 10/10/2007, -1/+56You actually finished reading all that?
- Incognito, on 10/10/2007, -1/+54I read my girlfriend digg comments with my sexy low voice
Its the deal breaker every time Thx guys - ubuwalker31, on 10/10/2007, -1/+54aural sex?
- catfish182, on 10/10/2007, -2/+55will this work on my blowup doll?
- tomis, on 10/10/2007, -11/+64Considering how long this comment is, I seriously doubt you're a dude. Only women talk this god damn much, and only a women would actually read the whole thing.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+53God forbid a female do anything to turn us on... just being there is all they need to do. Ya right.
- BarryChuckle, on 10/10/2007, -5/+55OH NO IM BEING STEREOTYPED!
- Nupeper, on 10/10/2007, -2/+50you win
- JohnnyXmas, on 10/10/2007, -4/+49"Whoops, wrong hole" is not a mistake, its a method.
- DrPh0bius, on 10/11/2007, -3/+46You know what I hate about these kind of articles? Its written by ONE woman who is giving HER opinion about what SHE thinks works and/or what turns HER on. Its hardly a consensus on what women like. The best sex advice is to be open and honest with your partner and to pay attention to subtle signals.
For a good example of how ridiculous this article is, look at Cosmo some time. Read one of their articles on "how to please your man." Apparently ALL men like having their ass fingered... oh, and one said that "men wont ask out of embarrassment, but gently slip you smallest vibrator in his anus and watch the fireworks erupt!" Oh... there would be fireworks alright. Then a woman and a vibrator taking a nasty fall down a flight of stairs. - AndruC, on 10/10/2007, -7/+49Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
- airquotes, on 10/10/2007, -3/+44Prelude wins, Fatality!
- superfusion, on 10/10/2007, -4/+44"overcome".
giggity. - jer084, on 10/10/2007, -0/+40Define mistake....
- liah, on 10/10/2007, -3/+43As one of the female persuasion, that thigh/belly thing is right. Those are the two bits of my body I'm probably most insecure about, so if he gives it positive attention, it makes me feel good about it.
Also, teasing is always amazing. If you go right to the pleasure zones and never go anywhere else, it gets a bit dull after awhile. Play around a little. Please.
and @feedbag;
Men are easy to please. It doesn't take a lot for them to get off. They tend not to care HOW they get off, just that they DO get off. For women, it's considerably harder, and quite a few women can't orgasm at all. Of course, there's exceptions to every rule. - yahoofrom, on 10/10/2007, -7/+47have fun with your two imaginary girlfriends.
- Crazalus, on 10/10/2007, -2/+38"6. who the hell still holds hands while walking?"
Me and the other half do... - bgii2000, on 10/10/2007, -7/+43What the *****. (ha ha, pun) Can you possibly make yourself anymore sexist and bigoted?
- floatsum, on 10/10/2007, -1/+37I've been married so long, that even just having the mistakes done to me would be okay. Hold hands?? Really? Please, Im lucky if he uses my name instead of "hey". And what the hell is "foreplay"?
- Yupp, on 10/10/2007, -0/+35You got me beat! I haven't had sex with any kids.
- tomis, on 10/10/2007, -4/+39(Surprisingly not on the list) #1 - Give her a breathalyzer and drug test to make sure she's of a completely sober mind, check her ID to ensure she's of legal age, verify her age against her original birth certificate and court records, and get it in writing that she consents to sexual intercourse (and how she likes it), you never know what could come up in court later. And even after all that you're still probably not safe.
- datastorageguy, on 10/10/2007, -3/+37Hilarious.
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