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- canewediggit, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1971. why don't you pay?
2. your sister has great *****
3. i can't because i'm going out with the guys
4. shut up and blow me
5. fatty fatty fat fat
and a free bonus- jesus, you're just like your mother
i promise you these 6 are more entertaining than the 3 page article - goeatsmsht, on 10/10/2007, -3/+128# 6
Your sister was better. - sockpuppets, on 10/10/2007, -4/+105#6 "It's not going to suck itself"
- gotyourqueen, on 10/10/2007, -2/+78can't fit 5 points on one page?
- wreckosaurus, on 10/10/2007, -4/+79Most important one: "will you marry me"
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -5/+77Are you sure there are only 5 ways for one to stick ones foot in ones mouth? I have been married 39 years and I have stuck my foot in my mouth so many times I am afraid to wear shoes. LOL.
- Neiby, on 10/10/2007, -4/+62Do you know why? We act like that because women, in general, never stop bitching about not getting their way, even if it's over small things. My ex-wife had a fantastic memory for such things. For example, we got two toasters as wedding presents. I picked the one I liked and we got rid of the other one, the one that she liked. You want to guess how long I had to hear about that damn toaster?
Seven years, until we divorced. In fact, if I were to mention today, she'd start bitching about it. - whorelock, on 10/10/2007, -3/+58From personal experience, it is wise to avoid calling any woman a "*****." It does not go over well. ;)
- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -1/+49When my girlfriend says or does something stupid, I let her know it. I don't pretend that this "I get to act like a moron because I'm a woman" ***** is acceptable behavior, and nobody should. Believe it or not, I feel this way because I respect women. I know they're as smart and capable as anyone else, so you shouldn't dance around problems when they ***** up. Sometimes everyone needs to be told to calm down, or make decisions, or whatever. If you can't deal with it, it's not because you're a woman, it's because you're an ass and YOU need to stop, not tell those "silly men" to watch their words.
- DeskFlyer, on 10/10/2007, -1/+49"Did you gain weight?"
- rafe101, on 10/10/2007, -2/+45Why is it men's responsibility to avoid saying things to set women off? I feel her nagging and "freaking out" annoys me, so I am justified in using any one of these phrases. It's the same with the toilet seat--who decided it's not made to be left up?
- merrickx, on 10/10/2007, -5/+42I don't so much like my current girlfriend.
Next time we argue I'm going to include all of these in there. Let's see how pissed off I can get her. Maybe I'll post up a vid.
Hopefully, she'll get fed up and leave. - mc88, on 10/10/2007, -4/+41Yes, because we should be groveling before the sex that claims they just want "EQUALITY".
Find a woman who is content being your equal, and you may as well have found a unicorn. - TheShad0w, on 10/10/2007, -5/+41I don't know... these all sound cliche. Why not instead of bending over backwards to accommodate the insane mood swings of women. Why don't they for once try to see it from their significant others position? I just don't get why men are always expected to bend over and just excuse a woman's insanity and we are just to be blamed for everything. For wanting equality all the time they seem to really want otherwise.
- gn0stik, on 10/10/2007, -1/+35So thing is, I don't agree with Neiby up there, but I have to say; Most of the time when we say "it's up to you" it's because we really don't give a *****, and most of the time, even if we did, our opinion doesn't really count anyway. So why try. Make a guy feel like his opinion actually matters, and not like you just need your opinion validated and perhaps he'll put forth an opinion, othewise, it probably won't change. And if we don't give a *****, then just.... let us not give a *****, seriously, why do you even care if we care or not? if you wanna pick out furniture, just don't pick out some queen-anne feminine ***** and we're fine. Curtains... I have never known a bachelor who had curtains unless they came with the pad. Likewise I won't ask you to come when I pick out my next car. To be perfectly honest, we don't want your opinion on that. So why do you want our opinion on your *****? You just lookin for a reason to fight? Because, that's how it seems sometimes ladies.
- TheShad0w, on 10/10/2007, -0/+31Or you know.. just break it off now and not deal with it.
- TheTaoOfBill, on 10/10/2007, -1/+30In my opinion if you really have to worry about what you say to your girl to the point where you can't be yourself, then you are with the wrong girl. The best relationships I've been in have been with girls who don't act so melodramatic over little words that 9/10 times don't mean what she thinks they mean. I don't put up with that *****. You wanna freak out about little things you can freak out on the curb while I find a new chick.
- mozey, on 10/10/2007, -2/+287: are you going to the gym?
- Quaterni0n, on 10/10/2007, -4/+30The article's written by a woman. Look elsewhere for advice about dealing with women. They think they know what they want, but they don't.
Burried as worthless. - Neiby, on 10/10/2007, -3/+28I agree. can't believe I'm saying this--as a man--but women need to learn how to communicate better. And quit ***** blaming us because we don't understand you. Do you realize that you really don't make any sense? Many of us try pretty hard and it's rather frustrating to continually hear how any communication problems are our fault. *****. It goes both ways, chickadees. We'll try to understand you, but you'd better meet us halfway. If you expect us to do all the work then I agree with crazydiode--you should be kicked to the curb and replaced with someone willing to work on the relationship in a 50/50 manner.
- fluidfoundation, on 10/10/2007, -1/+26rv 2.0 - "did you gain more weight?"
- Irfit, on 10/10/2007, -2/+275 tips..3 pages?
- gn0stik, on 10/10/2007, -3/+27This is patently stupid. If women know that these things mean different things to men than women, then they should know to take it in the spirit intended. Since when is it a man's responsibility to walk on eggshells or act completely unintuitive in order to placate a woman? There's only one rule in dealing with men ladies, don't expect us to change for you. We're men, and we'll always be men. So if you don't want to be told to relax, don't get worked up over nothing. Don't ask us to pick out ***** curtains with you because we don't care. When we say "we love you" accept it, and move on, that's what we mean, it doesn't happen very often, so be grateful when it does. If you were so busy enjoying your fantasy of us and chose to ignore that we were this way when we got together, your bad, not ours. If we aren't speaking to you, it's because we know you can't handle what we have to say, leave us the ***** alone when we are felling like this, trust me. In other words, get over yourselves, your not the only ones in the relationship, and men are not the bad guys if they can't read your minds. So don't expect us to.
Stupidest relationship advice ever. - IRoaChI, on 10/10/2007, -3/+25To me this reads....
I am a needy self absorbed phsyco that needs reassuring and I am always right! - atbnet, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20I think 'What's wrong?' should be added to the list. Every time I've asked that I was just asking for her to explode. WHAT DO YOU MEANS WHAT'S WRONG?!!?!?!?!
- omnithought, on 10/10/2007, -1/+21Sounds like these guys just want us to enable psychotic behavior. IF someone can't handle being spoken to directly, they're not worth dating, let alone marrying.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+22Why does this article have to be on 3 pages?
- Thuktun, on 10/10/2007, -1/+20Men also sit at the toilet sometimes. Somehow WE manage to not fall in, somehow detecting when the seat is up and dealing with it. Why can't women, I wonder?
- crazydiode, on 10/10/2007, -2/+21There are probably more than a zillion things you shouldn't say to a woman... and there is no "get-out-of-jail-free cards". The moment you say anything out of the routine, you are screwed big time. You say anything in the routine you are screwed nevertheles...
- greeneyedmama, on 10/10/2007, -1/+20Such wisdom from Men's Health. I'm sure they are rolling in threesomes and blowjobs.
- RandomNetUser, on 10/10/2007, -4/+22Like with putting the toilet seat down... Why is it that we have to pick it up, do our thing, then put it down again... ALWAYS, and all they have to do is go in and do their thing. I should have to pick up the seat just as often as she has to put the seat back down. That'd be some equality in the truest sense.
- fluidfoundation, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19conversely, "your sister was rubbish"
- Okari, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18I'll be waiting for her with my pants off.
- UncleCrapper, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17..."even though I have no ***** clue who you really are and just like the sex."
- LordofShadows, on 10/10/2007, -1/+17I like how women associate picking a restaurant / color of paint with manliness.
- nihilite, on 10/10/2007, -3/+19say it once, and you'll be saying it all your life.
- friedcalamari, on 10/10/2007, -6/+22Best pick-up Line "Hey, does this rag smells like chloroform to you?".
- FunkyWitDaSysTm, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16"i'm gay"
they'll never leave you alone, paint your nails, want go shopping, hear every personal detail of your sex life, etc. no men are safe. - gn0stik, on 10/10/2007, -2/+16Well, maybe she should learn. Perhaps the bitch just needs to relax?
- paperfrog, on 10/10/2007, -3/+17> Say . . . "It frustrates me, too--and I'm working on it." It's a lie. That's okay.
Best. Advice. Ever. - freebsdmike, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14No matter how many times I tell my wife to relax it just pisses her off. You'd think I'd learn.
- nihilite, on 10/10/2007, -4/+17I disagree with these rules, especially #5... you can tell they were written by a woman.
Silence is an incredibly great tool to use in an argument. it forces the girl to listen to what is coming out of her mouth, and won't let her control the conversation with passive/aggressive *****. - adrianmonk, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13Dude, all of the periods seem to have shifted and settled at the very end of your post. Try sprinkling them through the text sometime.
- rileyroxx, on 10/10/2007, -8/+20You might aswell skip this advice, and just give them your credit card.
You'll lose whatever you do :( - ImSmarterThanU, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13Sorry man... I dugg ya down 'cause even if you're right you sound like an illiterate 'tard. I had to read it twice just to figure out what the hell you were trying to say. But I'm sure I'll see you in the next political thread.
- Neiby, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12That was a freaking long sentence! I'd totally freak out if my girlfriend went that long without a period.
- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14Why can't you think for yourself? Seriously, why? It's not hard. Pick what you want. The guy wants you to be happy.
- Onyxblaze, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11Flush the ***** toilet?
- MrSidnet, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11I vow never to digg another mens health article (for the reasons that is spreads 3 pages)
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