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- contextclouds, on 10/11/2007, -0/+324"41. Try some sexy role-playing. Get dressed up, be daring, have fun."
Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. - ghee, on 10/11/2007, -3/+134"Have dinner on the roof, with some candles. This doesn’t work if your roof slopes sharply."
haha - ryancxx, on 10/11/2007, -3/+125This is the most cliche ***** I've ever read.
- shoppingkart, on 10/11/2007, -1/+810. Find a girlfriend.
- suntzu2007, on 10/11/2007, -6/+82"Say I love you. In a different way, every day." - right....
51. Give her a good banging - oOLiquidNightOo, on 10/11/2007, -1/+75roses are red, violets are blue .. my penis is throbbing, see what you can do.
- mannymix03, on 10/11/2007, -0/+70"Create a little box with a bunch of your partner’s favorite things inside."
1. Cut a hole in the box - robotexplorer, on 10/11/2007, -9/+66ok, ignore everything you just read...
be a complete ***** she will love you forever. - suntzu2007, on 10/11/2007, -10/+64"Send a love email every day" - some of us call that "spamming"
Here some sample titles:
"Your penis deserves a good treatment, treat it with Penis Enlarge Patch. Love."
"bonnie ynf Bawd skee Ass qjgx banged by hzgo Human!"
"I love you local girls in your city who want to get ***** by the same man" - Ransomowris, on 10/11/2007, -4/+53"and it will pay off for your relationship in innumerable ways...."
What relationship? - CaseyUCF, on 10/11/2007, -7/+54"Read poetry together."
LMFAO! - nerditup, on 10/11/2007, -1/+43GIRL FIGHT! LETS GET IT ON!
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -2/+4451) Make HER a sandwich.
Ok maybe I'm going too far here.
P.S. #50 = old school but works every time. - Eltrkbrd, on 10/11/2007, -3/+42Donkey Punch?
- fatdog789, on 10/11/2007, -3/+37Highway lights aren't pretty. Unless you're high.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -3/+36
"tell her she's the best sex you've ever had,and that includes her sister" - eean, on 10/11/2007, -4/+36"Go to a movie, ignore the movie, and make out like teen-agers."
This lady has a different idea of what cheap is. I'm not spending $10-$15 on a movie and then ignoring it! - InfamousAtheist, on 10/11/2007, -7/+37@rosefu,
Sure, if you enjoy dating doormats. Some women prefer men who have a spine. - BlackCow, on 10/11/2007, -1/+312. Put your junk in that box
- Taromsn, on 10/11/2007, -1/+293. Make her open the box
- oOLiquidNightOo, on 10/11/2007, -4/+30You don't always have to ***** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And ***** give her some smoochies too - oyourmom, on 10/11/2007, -2/+28Don't forget the money.
- Rimrose, on 10/11/2007, -8/+33I thought it was sweet. But of course, I'm a girl *shrugs*
- rosefu, on 10/11/2007, -8/+32@contextclouds
"I cast magic missile at the darkness." - scotticus, on 10/11/2007, -1/+25Use your tongue, it's free.
No... lower. - middleclassbuzz, on 10/11/2007, -0/+24Amateur hour.
- silverchrysalis, on 10/11/2007, -3/+26fifty things she can throw in your face when you've done them wrong
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2142. # Give a little token to your partner to wear, and say it’s to remind him or her all day that you love them.
Token? like from chucky cheese? - blored, on 10/11/2007, -5/+24title is oxy moron
- Scramblor, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19Oh oh you commented on it so now she can just check what stories your commented on.
Better luck next time. - newyawker, on 10/11/2007, -0/+18Whoa man, your comment is a paradox that is blowing my mind right now.
- kuuhaku, on 10/11/2007, -4/+224. ??????
5. Profit!!!! - amercer, on 10/11/2007, -1/+19Better yet, it says to "burn" a CD with love songs on it. My pleasure!
*****' love songs. - tbeseda, on 10/11/2007, -1/+19I'm not digging it 'cause I'm pretty sure my girlfriend subscribes to my "dugg" feed... These might come in handy, so long as she doesn't know about 'em.
- abeg, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18@contextclouds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691B4GtdlKM - manmademark, on 10/11/2007, -0/+16Best way to be romantic is to not be fake, if you dont naturally want to do anything on this list, its not in your character and its not for you, if you try your partner is going to see right through it. I think everyone has some natural romance in them even if it is just taking a nap together and waking up at that perfect moment together and giving each other a smile. If you pick flowers and sing songs naturally then do it, but honestly the best advice I can give you is to NEVER LISTEN TO THE INTERNET.
- omgomgomg, on 10/11/2007, -2/+17great, i did all these awesome things to my girl and got no response, what a bitch!
:: deflates becky, and returns to store. - Charlotte_Web, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16If, by doing these things, you keep your marriage out of divorce court, you will have saved a TON of money, so this advice is a lot more cost-effective than you think.
- TheWorm, on 10/11/2007, -2/+17In a way it bugs me how these women write these lists with these cliched expectations. They want relationships to be based around whatever the guy in their favorite chick flick would do.
- Charlotte_Web, on 10/11/2007, -6/+20"Don't say I love you everyday, it'll become meaningless."
I disagree with that. Say it throughout the day, and always say it with meaning... I can never hear too much that someone loves me, if I'm in love with them.
Find creative ways to say it, don't just say it the same way every time. Whisper it in her ear as you walk up behind her and start massaging her neck. Grab her attention as she's heading out the door and stare deeply into her eyes when you tell her. Any way that you can think of that's new and fresh, and not just as a conversation closer when you're about to hang up the phone with her. - amercer, on 10/11/2007, -2/+16It is, but what about this one:
#23. Sneak away from a party and make out.
I mean come on, when is that not fun! I smile just thinking about it, so many good memories. - Gatesophile, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13I like a guy that will let me push him around sometimes, and then he can push me around later. But we both get to make fun of each other all the time. :P
- Archon810, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13"Take a nap together" - I think I can do that one best.
- GirSaysDoom13, on 10/11/2007, -5/+17another considered name for this article was "50 Ways To Be a Walking Chick-Flick Cliche", but that was too long, so they went with "Romantic on the Cheap".
- DragonGirl724, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1323. Sneak away from a party and make out.
Yes! :) - russvan, on 10/11/2007, -12/+24This is such crap. Im a man, not a woman, stop trying to turn me into one. You dont have to buy all the garbage they sell you.
- FullMetalMonkey, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14Just say this: "Lemme buy you a cheeseburger. The sky's the limit, up to seven dollars... and eighty-four cents."
- 1807, on 10/11/2007, -6/+17"burn a cd"
Yea that's what my girl wants to see, a compact disk set on fire right infront of her. - Jennifurret, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12Is this the hillbilly guide to dating?
- Gatesophile, on 10/11/2007, -3/+13I say, cut the mushy crap, and take me to a LAN party or something. Anime convention even. It would be a lot more fun doing something we both enjoy rather than some mushy crap that the guy will hate doing.
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