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- skored, on 01/31/2008, -3/+96Countdown to first "Like diggers have sex" comment in 3, 2, 1...
- yoavezer, on 01/31/2008, -7/+76Must resist urge ... truth not that important ... can't hold ...
LIKE DIGGERS HAVE SEX! - WordsnCollision, on 01/31/2008, -4/+52Diggers don't have sex?? Ohh, you mean with another person... but wouldn't the "benefits" still apply?
- satyr9us, on 01/31/2008, -1/+42I'm going to send this around the office in hopes that Management will steer policy away from mandatory flu shots, in favor of mandatory orgies.
- allaboutdatiki, on 01/31/2008, -3/+39The thought of the average Reader's Digest reader having sex is quite disturbing. Even more so when they're reading it while taking a crap.
- WilliamHBonney, on 01/31/2008, -3/+34so how much are you charging?
- keegangrayson, on 01/31/2008, -3/+33Not from me, nerd.
- zheisey, on 01/31/2008, -0/+27What are the benefits of watching people have sex?
- ApokalypseNow, on 01/31/2008, -0/+25You get to watch other people receive those health benefits, I'd guess.
- albrad84, on 01/31/2008, -0/+21Whoa, whoa, whoa... slow down there. How about we start with "31 Ways to Help You Reach Regular Sex"
- wapee, on 01/31/2008, -0/+21I didn't find any tips on masturbation in there...
- Namakemono, on 01/31/2008, -0/+19Does self-induced releasing of fluids help the prostate? If so, I have the healthiest ***** prostate in town.
- Zilk, on 01/31/2008, -10/+26Being a girl digger is awesome. We get sex.
- Wargalas, on 01/31/2008, -3/+16Like diggers have sex
- Gryffydd, on 01/31/2008, -3/+16Step 1. Get regular sex
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Now that I think about it...what do they mean by "regular" sex? Does that not include anal? cosplay? trapezes? barnyard animals? - Kurlumbenus, on 01/31/2008, -2/+148 years of being utterly ***** wasn't enough for you?
- darkphenox, on 01/31/2008, -0/+12No, Yes,Yes, Big Yes
- ivanmarsh, on 01/31/2008, -1/+12I was going to ask: Where's the part that tells you how to get someone to have sex with you?
I think I can figure out the rest after that's taken care of. - Kurlumbenus, on 01/31/2008, -0/+10Step 1. Turn off the computer and go outside.
- BossKey, on 01/31/2008, -0/+10You can still enjoy the health benefits of emptying your prostate gland.
- metalgel, on 01/31/2008, -1/+10any girl in the world can get sex at any given moment ;)
bit tricker for guys. we have to be in the right place at the right time. like when a girl is stumbling drunk out of a bar. - Jo9100, on 01/31/2008, -0/+9Okay, I'm outside now. Now what? Can I have the other steps?
- Coven, on 01/31/2008, -0/+9Those have nothing to do with masturbation. Those are giant tumors.
- The_Dude, on 01/31/2008, -2/+11Try before you buy bro...
- FredFredrickson, on 01/31/2008, -0/+8That's what not being named "leeray" is for.
- vuke69, on 01/31/2008, -0/+7My forearms look like Popeye's.
So if you have any questions, ask away... - rstarr, on 01/31/2008, -0/+7It's so big, it's almost a THREEmor!
ahah ahah ahah - leerayIG88, on 01/31/2008, -1/+7I wish I had a girlfriend so I can have an opportunity to have sex. *sigh*
- vuke69, on 01/31/2008, -0/+6It's not a toomah!
- buddamus, on 01/31/2008, -0/+6A hard on
- Female, on 01/31/2008, -0/+5They don't say all that much about the benefits, and they need to explain if it's sex or orgasm. Some people have multiple orgasms, are they more protected, healthier? Some people don't have any orgasm during sex, are they reaping any benefits?
If they are really referring to orgasm, wouldn't masterbation (Diggersex?) work just as well?
Have to say there are some nice ideas for intimacy, but I think some of the biggest blocks are time and money. - AmonAmarth, on 01/31/2008, -1/+632. Roll a joint before sex and smoke it throughout. TRUST ME.
- krnldmp, on 01/31/2008, -1/+5Sex makes you weak.
- oddball, on 01/31/2008, -1/+5you dont have to do all that, go to bank, get $200, get sex. EASY~!
- lazyfisherman, on 01/31/2008, -1/+5Take it from someone who believed in all of that "love and only have sex with people you really care about" crap, you'll just end up frustrated and wishing you had more sex when you were younger. So it's quite simple really, get a girlfriend, wrap that ***** and ***** each other's brains out, ok?
- DreKor, on 01/31/2008, -1/+5See, that's what Las Vegas is for.
- The_Dude, on 01/31/2008, -0/+4Only if you're going into a prize fight.
- Peavey, on 01/31/2008, -1/+5Only if you date shallow, superficial women. I married a woman who understands that sex is not a reward for some kind of good behavior, but something you give to the one you love. Love is not conditional on gifts and trinkets, love is unconditional.
Relationships don't work if you only give 50% and expect your significant other to give the same, you both have to give 100%. That is when things work. - stealthrocket, on 01/31/2008, -0/+4would you care to elaborate on this idea?
- surf314, on 01/31/2008, -0/+4Lucky, I'm in a long term relationship and I still don't get sex.
- Peavey, on 01/31/2008, -2/+5No, it means I want to share something special with someone else I think is special.
Also, my wife and I both waited until we got married. We had good sex on our honeymoon and since we have been practicing we have great sex now, two years later. - nyx210, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3Step 2: ???
Step 3: Rinse, wash, repeat - dwoloz, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3Is sex included in any presidential candidates universal healthcare plan?
- fearphage, on 01/31/2008, -0/+31. Cut a hole in the box - http://ibitarnir.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/ikea- ...
2. Put your junk in that box - http://ibitarnir.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/ikea- ...
3. Make her open the box - http://ibitarnir.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/ikea- ...
That's the way you do it. http://ibitarnir.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/ikea- ... - phredwolf, on 01/31/2008, -1/+4They forgot step 1 - find a woman willing to have sex with you.
- chedabob, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3Dare I ask what a trapeze is?
- rstarr, on 01/31/2008, -1/+4ZING!
- usafdave, on 01/31/2008, -3/+6Ways to Help You Reach the Health Benefits of Regular Sex:
Never
get
married.
Ever. - brocej, on 01/31/2008, -1/+4'If you're watching your husband pull out the tree stump in the backyard and you get a certain weakness in your legs watching the sweat roll off his back, tell him'
LOL. I thought that was a euphemism at first. - inactive, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3And what is the point of that?
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