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- utterer, on 12/18/2007, -6/+406Where's the list of 12 reasons why Digg readers aren't going to be getting sex tonight?
- elscorcho717, on 12/18/2007, -7/+250As if I needed 12 reasons to *****
- wvdavis, on 12/18/2007, -12/+236For those diggers with such a disdain of FoxNews... here's the list. If you want the reasons, you'll have to read the article.
— Weight loss and weight control.
— Pain management.
— Stress relief.
— Immune booster.
— Better heart health.
— Increased self-esteem and intimacy.
— Sleep enhancement.
— A better, younger looking you.
— Mood lifter.
— Longevity.
— Decreased risk of breast cancer.
— Reproductive health benefits. - WonderBoy55, on 12/18/2007, -7/+230Reasons no one will have sex with you tonight:
— You need to lose weight.
— You always hurt your partner.
— You're too stressed out.
— You have AIDS.
— You will probably have a heart attack.
— You have low self-esteem and are not intimate.
— You fall asleep half way through.
— You looked better when you were younger.
— You're too moody.
— You don't last long.
— Increased risk of stalking your partner.
— You might get your partner pregnant. - whymanwhy, on 12/18/2007, -10/+209Bah, they already have enough blood on their hands
- inactive, on 12/18/2007, -17/+198My gf is perioding, so if FoxNews wants to wash the sheets, I'll go ahead.
- LemonHerb, on 12/18/2007, -0/+177In the mirror
- bobdobolena, on 12/18/2007, -6/+158Does masturbation count? Maybe while playing Halo3 on my 360?
- whymanwhy, on 12/18/2007, -2/+137I can find you 100 reasons why I can't.
- missingnoh4x, on 12/18/2007, -10/+137Only Fox News would need to come up with twelve reasons in order to justify sex.
- thcobbs, on 12/18/2007, -3/+101So, when you're screaming headshot into the microphone... you aren't talking about your sniper ability?
- DreKor, on 12/18/2007, -7/+101We all know FOX loves porn. And we're jaded enough to know that they will use any excuse to put porn on the air or on the web, as long as it can be disguised as news.
*Half-naked college girls on Facebook = Dangers for your Daughters at School
*Girls Gone Wild = America's Failing Morality
*Hot Sweaty Sex = Weight Loss at Home - ndiderrich, on 12/18/2007, -2/+87"12 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate Tonight"
- heartcoldfusion, on 12/18/2007, -2/+83Ever heard of a towel? Or the shower? Or the neighbor's kiddie pool?
- nonpareil, on 12/18/2007, -0/+75Now if only I can find 12 *ways* to have sex tonight...
- sjbdallas, on 12/18/2007, -0/+68The article doesn't seem to differentiate between sex with a partner and just rubbing one out. My wife's likely to say that if i'm so worried about living longer, I better go handle up on my own business.
- cambob76, on 12/18/2007, -1/+63I'm out of luck. My right hand isn't speaking to me and my left hand is a stupid bitch.
- YamiJim, on 12/18/2007, -4/+55perioding? I'm no grammar Nazi but come on. She is on her period. and that never stopped me, shes 2x as sensitive and 2x as loud, win win.
- inactive, on 12/18/2007, -6/+57Bravo, chap.
:golfclap: - blackfox026, on 12/18/2007, -3/+52Yeah, but she's also 2x as sensitive and 2x as loud out of bed. Lose lose.
- Derrekito, on 12/18/2007, -2/+44"As research confirms ... a monogamous relationship can only better our physical..."
What the hell does monogamy have to do with anything? If I'm humping up a sweat with different women, I cannot burn off the calories? - manogamez, on 12/18/2007, -2/+43Why in the hell do Diggers near 12 reasons to have sex?
Last I checked most diggers were horny, jumping, guys who salivate at the sight of a female. - nakani, on 12/18/2007, -3/+43.
- KingBabi, on 12/18/2007, -1/+41Threesome!
- redfox2600, on 12/18/2007, -0/+38Unless you count sex with their right hands.
- rabinowitz, on 12/18/2007, -6/+41How many times will this article or an identical copy hit the front page? Yes, sex is exercise, it's heathy, and there are psychological benefits.
- misterRobot, on 12/18/2007, -3/+38kitten genocide
- venom8599, on 12/18/2007, -2/+36No you're not.
- CSOKI, on 12/18/2007, -6/+37I tried to have sex last night. Im a user of digg though. Obviously I failed.
- schneidafunk, on 12/18/2007, -2/+32#1 reason - for the money
- Jugalator, on 12/18/2007, -1/+31It wasn't about *****, it was about masturbation.
- Jugalator, on 12/18/2007, -8/+38Weight loss: Various narcotics.
Pain management: Various narcotics.
Stress relief: Various narcotics. Computer games.
Immune booster: I don't meet people, so no need.
Better heart health: My WoW char already has health potions. Why do you mean?
Self-esteem: Various narcotics.
Intimacy: Masturbation.
Sleep enhancements: Various narcotics.
A better, younger looking you: Avoiding sun will reduce wrinkles.
Mood lifer: Various narcotics.
Longevity: Buying stock in cryotechnologies. Come on, fight this one like a geek!
Decreated risk of breast cancer: Low risk in males anyway.
Reproductive health benefits: Durrr...? Wuts dat - analbumcover96, on 12/18/2007, -0/+29are you refering to me?
- arjie, on 12/18/2007, -0/+29The first thought that crossed my mind was that venom was married to silencerar.
- RobbyDigital, on 12/18/2007, -3/+31You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.
- nallelcm, on 12/18/2007, -0/+28exactly
- noahhoward, on 12/18/2007, -3/+31www.duggmirror.com ??
- insllvn, on 12/18/2007, -5/+31Don't need to tell me twice!
- 1forallallfor1, on 12/18/2007, -3/+27"12 Reasons Why You Should Have Sex Tonight"
Yeah, I want to. I just can't convince anyone to do it with me :( - coreyb, on 12/18/2007, -0/+241. I'm married...
2. I'm married...
3. ...
... - tman84, on 12/18/2007, -2/+25suprised fox news didn't mention the reason of "because the terrorists hate when you have sex and hate your freedom to have sex"
- zmjone2992, on 12/18/2007, -1/+24I don't take "advices" from anybody
- Nougat, on 12/18/2007, -1/+24I bet you can find five reasons you can.
- noahhoward, on 12/18/2007, -0/+22So how many time to get immortality?
- orangekid13, on 12/18/2007, -2/+23there is an alternative location...
- bkkenny, on 12/18/2007, -6/+27#9 Mood Lifter
...your mood isn't the only thing getting lifted... - Nougat, on 12/18/2007, -0/+21It will keep hitting the front page as long as some people want to have sex more than other people.
- thcobbs, on 12/18/2007, -0/+21well, if there are that many fat rolls......
- MattB123, on 12/18/2007, -2/+22Unless the advice is "Have more sex". Then it's ok.
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