What is Digg?Sponsored by Double Your Dating
Get Her To Pick YOU Up view!
doubleyourdating.com - An easy way to get a woman to start a conversation with you - no fancy lines required...
136 Comments
- charm803, on 10/12/2008, -4/+135Reason 11: You spend too much time on digg.
Diggers live in a virtual reality. Popularity is not based on how many people they have in their iPhone or Blackberry, but rather, who can get the most diggs on their digg submissions, and who can get their submission to the coveted front page of digg.
To accomplish such a feat would require constant shouting to their "mutual friends" and constant reminders to "digg, shout, favorite and share please!" Many times, one sends a guilt trip shout that reminds their friends that they "just dugg your story, so digg mine." Desperation starts to sink in as they realize the time for getting their story to the front page has failed upon their efforts.
They spend a majority of the time looking for stories to submit first and beat the regular submitters. New stories pop up at the oddest times, from midnight to 4 in the morning, and these diggers are there waiting for that story.
Sex Rx: If diggers would use digg as it was meant to (read stories from around the world and move on) digg what they like, shared what they like without expecting diggs in return, they might get laid. - TheMachine1, on 10/12/2008, -6/+71Reason 12: Your the only one in the room.
Sex Rx: Hmm only one in the room?....unzip.... - alex7575, on 10/12/2008, -4/+59For the average digger, the list is shortened significantly to:
1- Inability to procure a living and breathing partner.
Sex Rx: You're a Digger? And you want to have sex? LOL. - t3rmv3locity, on 10/12/2008, -2/+47For some reason I don't think this list applies to Digg users.
- homer420032003, on 10/12/2008, -0/+44I have sex almost everyday, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday, almost Thursday.......
- SRSco, on 10/12/2008, -6/+34None of these reasons apply to me.
Especially Reason 6 "Your man is just not into it."
Who are the morons who dugg this on to the front page? This is stupid. - XenoSNK, on 10/12/2008, -1/+28Very funny digg. An article for women about why they're not having sex. There's no girls on digg that aren't having sex. Men, plenty, but all digg girls have some nerdy guy hounding her.
- BradBrown, on 10/12/2008, -2/+28The gloryhole at the YMCA says otherwise.
- inactive, on 10/12/2008, -0/+18Reason 6: Your man’s just not that into it.
Sex RX: Stop lying there like a corpse the next time he sticks it in. That's a guaranteed boner-killer. - astroslut, on 10/12/2008, -7/+24FTA: Alternate: Fat Version.
10 Reasons You’re Not Having Sex
Reason 1: Your bed isn’t sexy anymore.
-Because you’re fat ass smashed into an old gym mat.
Reason 2: Your meds are stealing your sex drive.
-But you have the energy to keep eating and are so doped up you don’t care that you can’t see your feet.
Reason 3: Your crazy-busy life.
-Hitting 3 drive-thurs during a half hour lunch, all the packaging Little Debbie uses, and the hours spent on the toilet.
Reason 4: You don’t like your body.
-No *****, fat ass.
Reason 5: You’ve hit perimenopause.
-Made up excuses to eat more.
Reason 6: Your man’s just not that into it.
-Riding the fat wave gets boring fast when you sober up.
Reason 7: You’re depressed.
-Not enough chocolate.
Reason 8: Your man is Viagra-ized.
-Of course you man’s dick looks as small as a pill, and you can’t feel it. He’s just picking a fold that could be near your vagina.
Reason 9: You like your vibrator better.
-Doesn’t block the tray of food on your stomach, or the T.V. And the industrial sized cord giving it power, also doubles as a rope to help pull you out of bed.
Reason 10: You’re sick and tired.
-Because of your big bones, and glandular problems. Plus, so few fast food delivery options.
--And yes, I am aware that I personally fall into reason number 11.
11. Spends too much time on digg. - JCH897, on 10/12/2008, -2/+19I don't have sex cause my dick fell off.
- jsdratm, on 10/12/2008, -0/+17"10 Reasons You're Not Masturbating"
There, I fixed it for you! - inactive, on 10/12/2008, -0/+16What's sex?
- oda1, on 10/12/2008, -0/+1510 reasons? I'll give you 20.
- gavinhudson, on 10/11/2008, -7/+21Holymotherofbarrywhite! 40 million? Seriously, people, get some mojo. This is actually a decent list for long-time married people.
- pastathellama, on 10/12/2008, -2/+16"Women today have less time for sex than their 1950s counterparts"
I don't know what is worse, this or the economy exploding. - DomZy, on 10/12/2008, -0/+14buried
they're assuming you've actually got someone to have sex with - KingGorilla, on 10/12/2008, -0/+14I'm glad to say it's not because I'm conducting a 36 man raid all by myself
- bshock, on 10/12/2008, -0/+14Reason 11: my wife looks like Jabba the Hutt.
- grantmoore3d, on 10/12/2008, -1/+15Oh, quit complaining, there are some of us who don't have someone to not have sex with.
- UNL1M1T3D, on 10/12/2008, -0/+14I am skinny and lack nutritional value.
- Residents, on 10/12/2008, -1/+1311. You're getting too much head. *ZING*
- homer420032003, on 10/12/2008, -3/+12Probably to small to find too.
- U2groupie, on 10/12/2008, -1/+10I need a boyfriend. :(
- KiDMAJORA, on 10/12/2008, -1/+9#1. Get the hell off the internet and start ***** some bitches.
- Tanze, on 10/12/2008, -0/+8yeah! cuz they want to EAT you!
- Buckwyld, on 10/12/2008, -1/+9Reason 14: You attract obese people while you are considered healthy and in shape.
RX: Put the country on a ***** diet.
:sounds like my life: lol - BrokenCircle, on 10/12/2008, -0/+711. My wife is a ***** who is probably ***** the teenager next door.
- vinceislegend, on 10/12/2008, -1/+8People were definitely digging this without reading the article.
- UNL1M1T3D, on 10/12/2008, -0/+7Fat girls ***** love me for some reason.
- inactive, on 10/12/2008, -0/+7The people who write these type of articles always seem to have no idea what they're talking about. It's well known that the #1 cause of a lack of sex is digg.com.
- Motherfuhrer, on 10/12/2008, -1/+7Oh, reason #9 is the one. I prefer vibrators...
- docsimmons, on 10/12/2008, -0/+6Here comes an avalanche of friend requests
- smartguy4932, on 10/12/2008, -2/+7I wish I can digg you twice...
- robev, on 10/12/2008, -0/+5This articles written for women, why are men digging it?
- PinkFloydFan, on 10/12/2008, -1/+6buried as inaccurate?
- Ephilation, on 10/12/2008, -0/+5Hmmm and here I thought it was because I don't meet people.
- Mysk, on 10/12/2008, -0/+4Good luck with that!
I empathize though. Just like Unlimited, fat girls tend to be attracted to me. If more people at my university used the brand new, multi-million dollar recreation facility with state-of-the-art equipment that was built over the summer then life would be so much better.
Students don't have to pay a damn thing, and yet they STILL don't use it!
It's ***** hopeless.
edit: On the bright side, I use it and who knows? Maybe I'll meet someone there who does, too! ;D - captaindigger, on 10/12/2008, -0/+4Reason: #20 - Women always ask for money. I don't have any.
- shimmi147, on 10/12/2008, -0/+4This man speaks the truth.
We might soon need a rehab for Digg addicts - EricAnderton, on 10/12/2008, -0/+4While that's pretty sad, look at it this way:
With less cash to go around in the future, people won't be able to afford to do much else other than have more sex. - jpaolini, on 10/12/2008, -0/+4In other news, Health.com is nearing collapse after only 100 Diggers look for sex advice from the Digg front page. Analysts say demand is still on the rise.
- FlyingPhotog, on 10/12/2008, -2/+611. Being a nagging bitch is a turn-ff to your man.
- jtbell04, on 10/12/2008, -0/+3Reason 13: I'm *****-ugly.
- crossmr, on 10/13/2008, -0/+3at least we know mrbabyman is getting the least amount of sex..
- Mysk, on 10/12/2008, -0/+3This would be (one of the reasons) why you're not getting sex, figjam.
- Tanze, on 10/12/2008, -1/+4you know, that probably explains why late night-early mornings on digg are so strange
- p51d007, on 10/12/2008, -1/+4The "happy pills" I take (Effexor XR) pretty much kill any reason you want to have sex, but, considering the alternative, my family, coworkers & friends are better off that I take them. SSRI's have been a GODSEND for me. Once you are close to 50, sex? who cares.
- SolubleFish, on 10/13/2008, -0/+3well said, sir. I wanted to say something similar but now it would just be redundant. screw it, i'll do it anyway.
1. You
2. Spend
3. Too
4. Much
5. Time
6. Reading
7. Pointless
8. Articles
9. On
10. Digg
Not as well thought out and articulate as yours, but it stays with the theme! - ThinkRad, on 10/12/2008, -0/+3What?
-
Show 51 - 100 of 143 discussions
© Digg Inc. 2009
— Content created and posted by Digg users is