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- rblancarte, on 10/09/2008, -1/+657Digg users, you may now plan for your immortality.
- centerblack, on 10/09/2008, -5/+362Long life != good life
- ramonathebrave, on 10/09/2008, -5/+235correlation is not cause.
- nmezib, on 10/09/2008, -4/+205So... no sex leads to personal longevity, but it will also lead to the extinction of the human race...
... I guess I'll take this one for the team, guys. You go on, live your long lives. I'll make sure there will be enough of us
:D - joka86, on 10/09/2008, -3/+177Hmmm, I would rather die young if this is the secret to long life.
- freezerburn666, on 10/09/2008, -16/+162i'd hit it
- NigelSheldon, on 10/09/2008, -44/+184sounds like 105 years of regret embodied in claims that she had made the right decision.
... like Christianity - eliotmat, on 10/09/2008, -6/+143She probably finger bangs herself 10x a day.
- Phoros, on 10/10/2008, -2/+118***** FOR SEARING THAT IMAGE INTO MY BRAIN!
- zomgwaffles, on 10/09/2008, -7/+101does butt sex take your virginity?
edit: what about mouth stuff? hand stuff? - nunia, on 10/10/2008, -2/+88I'll bet she never ate another human being, either.
DO YOU HEAR THAT? NO CANNIBALISM IS THE KEY TO A LONG LIFE!
I know stuff. - Rudegar, on 10/09/2008, -9/+92what qualify her to comment on that?
old crazy woman's gut feeling != science or even logic - AresDiggs, on 10/10/2008, -1/+75Wait... if she hasn't had sex hows she a grandmother? just saying...
- sockpuppets, on 10/10/2008, -0/+70Pets and vacuum cleaners don't count. You're safe.
- nmezib, on 10/09/2008, -5/+75People who use "!=" instead of typing out "doesn't equal" will live very long lives. :P
- CMuffa, on 10/09/2008, -0/+67lol "mouth stuff"
- sockpuppets, on 10/10/2008, -0/+60She never had the chance to put on her robe and wizard hat.
- darkyplasma, on 10/09/2008, -3/+61I call BS.
- nmezib, on 10/09/2008, -0/+57well, at least before the arthritis kicked in...
- budser, on 10/09/2008, -1/+55GGGILF
- Gavron, on 10/09/2008, -5/+57What's the point? 105 years of living like a monk is not really a life worth living, is it?
- mattcoady, on 10/10/2008, -0/+47But it got better with the parkinson's.
- Heracles, on 10/09/2008, -11/+57Damn... I'll be dead at 40. No regrets tho.
- deviouskoopa, on 10/10/2008, -1/+43For some reason I imagined you saying that in the voice of the announcer on Unreal Tournament... haha okay I'm lame.
- FTLJohnson, on 10/10/2008, -1/+39So if she had sex now... would she die instantly?
I imagine it sort of like the special effects they use for vampire deaths... She 'finishes' and immediately the effects of time take their toll as she erupts into flame and quickly becomes a papery brittle skeleton, crumbling into a pile of ashes... - inactive, on 10/10/2008, -2/+38dude draw the line- gross.
- mnemy, on 10/09/2008, -3/+37Wasn't there a story of some really old guy with like 30 kids, who was running half a marathon at 100+ years?
Yeah, you're making up excuses. No guy ever hit on you, and you didn't have the guts to put matters in your own hands. - DarkPrincess74, on 10/10/2008, -1/+32Well I'm sure her children made her life happy....oh um nevermind.
- REWK, on 10/10/2008, -0/+31so women are... helping?... me?... by turning me down everytime?
- OneLess, on 10/10/2008, -0/+30I remember a while back someone became the new world's oldest person (or something like that) and attributed it to olive oil and chocolate. I'd really love to live to be like 130 just to get on TV, get asked how I've lived so long and reply "Why, it was the hookers and blow."
- bloggerjul, on 10/10/2008, -0/+28you sir are a selfless hero...
- SSPink, on 10/10/2008, -0/+27Every super old person has come up with some reason they have lived so long and the reasons are all different and they are all absurd.
- RegalGSX, on 10/10/2008, -2/+27Dugg for "mouth stuff" and "hand stuff"
- sap959, on 10/10/2008, -4/+29im 18 and im a virgin
wait... thats nothing to brag about... ***** - TnTBass, on 10/09/2008, -4/+28That's what she's been telling herself for the last 90 years...
- SirVizor, on 10/10/2008, -0/+24Hi.
My name is Mark.
I'm 115 and...
I'm a Digg user. - adulion, on 10/09/2008, -6/+29i rather live a short life filled with sex that a long life filling no-one
- inactive, on 10/10/2008, -0/+22not possible.
- h0ly, on 10/10/2008, -0/+21Buttsecks? Possibly.
- nmezib, on 10/09/2008, -1/+22GILF?
- tflowholdings, on 10/10/2008, -0/+20your programming is buggy. You didn't declare "sexual"
- Relikh, on 10/10/2008, -0/+19Not 4th grade. It's junior high.
"So what should we do? Hand stuff?"
"Oh my god, you are in Junior High"
"You're right, mouth stuff"
-Mac and the waitress - CrazedLeper, on 10/10/2008, -3/+22Yes, 105 years without sex is like 105 years of *almost* living. I'm not going to say that she may have missed the point but what exactly did she do for 105 years that made it worthwhile? Is her sole purpose to break the record for the most sexless years? And the reward for that would be...?
Somehow I doubt that longevity was her motive when she passed up every opportunity to become deflowered (assuming there were some) along the way. - Aykomaru, on 10/09/2008, -8/+27Bah. Grandma- you slipped the best thing in life... u can be proud of yourself...
- HxChris91, on 10/10/2008, -2/+20Me and Jesus hang out on weekends and watch South Park together.
- xptoast, on 10/10/2008, -0/+18Did you by chance see the line in the sand when you flew over it a few thousand miles in your line crossing jet pack?
- airstrike, on 10/10/2008, -0/+18i told all those hours of WOW were going to pay back somehow!
- inactive, on 10/10/2008, -0/+18A shilling for your wisdom good sir.
- trump48257, on 10/10/2008, -0/+16Sure it is!
Every time ice cream consumption goes up the number of rapes increases. Cause and effect. Ice cream = rape :) - TedsGame, on 10/09/2008, -0/+16It's all in one's own conception.
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