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- thrillhouse900, on 04/08/2009, -3/+314One pair of rapist glasses are better then zero pairs of rapist glasses
- BIGJOE1975, on 04/09/2009, -2/+138Early computer porn is so tame compared to today.
- Mummo, on 04/08/2009, -3/+125I think they are pick-pocketing that guy.
- Owned1Up, on 04/09/2009, -2/+103Girls always go for my sexy modem
- sublimeparanoia, on 04/08/2009, -0/+88i hope im not the only one that read the small print at the bottom
- HaSatan, on 04/09/2009, -8/+93I bet those 2 chicks had some hairy pussies!
- inactive, on 04/09/2009, -7/+79Sad thing is once he gets that computer he's guaranteed no bytes but lots of faps
- noumuon, on 04/09/2009, -0/+58i don't think you realize the difference in the information between 16 bits and 32 bits. 16 bits is only 65,536 2-byte combinations (a 16 bits cpu can have 65,536 memory addresses). whereas, 32 bits is 4,294,967,296 possible 4-byte combinations (4,294,967,296 memory addresses). the thing is that each bit is capable of storing two numbers, a 0 or 1. this corresponds to one bit being able to represent 2^1 integers (usually 0,1). for every bit you add, you add two more integers that it can represent, so the value for n-bits is 2^n. a misconception is that 32 bits is just twice as much as 16 bits, and while the number of bits does just double, when you look at the number of integers that are able to be represented between 16 bits and 32 bits, it's not twice as much, it's 65,536 times as much (65,536x65,536, or 2^32).
this of course makes 64-bits even more absurd: 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 integers. - MrTea, on 04/09/2009, -0/+55with sideburns
- JonTheGoose, on 04/09/2009, -1/+53Sad thing is that guy was in all likelyhood just some model they hired for the ad, has never seen/touched/heard of a computer and probably had sex with both of those women right after the photoshoot.
- Cougnut415, on 04/09/2009, -2/+52Two bytches are better than one
- netneutrality, on 04/09/2009, -4/+53Two_Bytes_Are_Better_Than_One_PIC_2
The first submitter got Babyman'd. - kd420, on 04/09/2009, -2/+51And FLOPS amirite?
- HaSatan, on 04/09/2009, -0/+45Those rapist glasses would go good with a pedophile beard.
- Remelox, on 04/09/2009, -0/+37I don't see your reasoning that they are cat owners, let alone that those cats are of the long hair varieties.
- tbranham, on 04/09/2009, -0/+34Can I put my cassette in your tape drive, baby?
- GunWraith, on 04/09/2009, -1/+35I'd parallel process those 2
- cptmichael101st, on 04/09/2009, -1/+35lol you've been waiting to tell people that for a long time, huh?
- danwallace, on 04/09/2009, -1/+33I love reliable hardward.
- TheUberGamer, on 04/09/2009, -0/+31I like the fact that a black and white ad is advertising a computer with color graphics. How far we've come.
- Laminarcissus, on 04/09/2009, -1/+31I not only read it, I caught the typo.
- Kojangie, on 04/09/2009, -0/+28I don't know about you, but I'm using 64.
/condescend - Kojangie, on 04/09/2009, -0/+28You can vacuum my tube any day.
- johnnyboy239, on 04/09/2009, -0/+24I think he's ok with it
- danwallace, on 04/09/2009, -0/+22He's already got the sexual predator haircut.
- Jektal, on 04/09/2009, -0/+21I've upgraded to gigafaps.
- zgf2022, on 04/09/2009, -1/+19It utilizes only the finest, handcrafted swiss 1's and 0's
- jhandfield, on 04/09/2009, -1/+19"Reliable hardward?"
- vijskan, on 04/09/2009, -1/+19great... now i have to go back and read it.
- rayraym0fucka, on 04/09/2009, -1/+19maybe that's why he's asking :p
- deadasdisco, on 04/09/2009, -1/+19i dugg you up because you're right, but....
nerd alert! - deadasdisco, on 04/09/2009, -0/+17you win.
- zantos420, on 04/09/2009, -0/+17And remember, you don't have to be a convicted murderous slash masturbating rapist pedophile to want to look like one... sex criminal fashions: because the bad-boy look is for pussies.
- c4thewin, on 04/09/2009, -5/+21they didnt have photoshop then dude
- Laminarcissus, on 04/09/2009, -0/+15If you know what I mean...
- dnields, on 04/09/2009, -1/+16Yep.
http://digg.com/comedy/Two_Bytes_are_better_than_o ...
Plus, the original post has even more posters... a much better submission. - feelmypimphand, on 04/09/2009, -0/+15she keeps it up there is bound to be a stack overflow
- anexanhume, on 04/09/2009, -2/+17Sadly, it's still limited use due to only having a floppy.
- zadadka, on 04/09/2009, -1/+14Yes & no.
I started out (like many others I'm sure) downloading images with a 2400baud modem from "special" BBSs.
The excitement, expectation and titillation was still the same as it is today, it just took a wee while longer.....
In those days, all you had were filenames to select and download, there were no thumbnails of images to choose the best of, you took what you got....for around $25 per 5Mb (most images were 50-100kb).
Actually, I still have some of those image files today... beauty doesn't necessarily diminish with less resolution. - SRSco, on 04/09/2009, -1/+14But you already have.
- sigmaman2, on 04/09/2009, -0/+13Ah, old internet porn...
I remember my first 320x240 8-bit color GIF image of a woman's bare buttocks as if it were yesterday... - quakeIII, on 04/09/2009, -0/+13It has been mathematically proven that 128 bits exceeds the quantum limit of Earth-based storage.
The reasoning is as follows: swapping 2^128 bits would boil the earth's oceans 4 times over.
-Seth Lloyd, "Ultimate physical limits to computation" - Laminarcissus, on 04/09/2009, -1/+13Give me your lunch money.
- Remelox, on 04/09/2009, -0/+12Let me guess, is it eight? I bet it's eight.
- Maxwell1234, on 04/09/2009, -11/+22But can it run cr.... no, not gonna do it.
- Jektal, on 04/09/2009, -0/+10Modem? That 4800 baud device is a cassette tape deck. I didn't even know baud speed was a concern for cassettes.
- BxBoy, on 04/09/2009, -1/+11Sad thing is that guy could easily be a digger.
- jikmo, on 04/09/2009, -0/+10Not yet
- fcukthisgame, on 04/09/2009, -1/+11And a public masturbator trenchcoat?
- caseycoold, on 04/09/2009, -1/+10We appreciate your restraint...
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