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tipotheday.com — The level of support you'll get from a Dell serviceman for your computer.

Who dugg this? Made popular Oct 11, 2007

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  • skifreak107, on 10/27/2007, -4/+333Girls:
    1. Single
    2. Sane
    3. Attractive

    Choose two.
  • totorototoro, on 10/17/2007, -6/+272They really didn't need to explain it, however :p
  • MiDri, on 10/16/2007, -9/+168On a side note, I have no idea what these guys do but I'll do it better, faster, and undercut their price by 20%
  • wierdaaron, on 10/15/2007, -0/+154If you like this, I have a hilarious joke for you about a chicken and his motivations for crossing the street.
  • Obligation, on 10/16/2007, -2/+106Except with Geek Squad you can only pick one.
  • aspec, on 10/12/2007, -4/+95Are you from India, China or Mexico?
  • greymonk, on 10/16/2007, -5/+80This has been my motto for 11 years.
  • vulapine, on 10/16/2007, -0/+65So I ask, "You lose money on every single sale. How do you expect to make a profit?"

    To which MiDri replies, "VOLUME!"
  • Treshnell, on 10/12/2007, -0/+58The US has borders? When did this happen??
  • iseth, on 10/13/2007, -6/+64The only reference to Dell in the image is the monitor brand the sign is hanging from. Inaccurate description unless someone else can confirm... but I'm just nitpicking. It's still an awesome sign.
  • FriskDown, on 10/14/2007, -1/+58That's because some guy would be like "Huh? What if I pay for all three???"
  • Closeminded5228, on 10/27/2007, -0/+54Then I'll uppercut you 100%
  • Miche1987, on 10/15/2007, -0/+45Please, do tell!
  • TenebrousX, on 10/12/2007, -1/+43which is the exact same with different words
  • vulapine, on 10/12/2007, -0/+41So has VD, but that's not stopping it.
  • FloppyLlamaDigg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+41Blast, thwarted again!

    *whips cape over face and returns to evil lair to plot next clever comment*
  • Fergy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+41And by This is America you mean digg.com? You _do_ know that the internet goes beyond the borders of the US?
  • Fredtheviking, on 10/14/2007, -9/+41Don't be silly of course they did. This is America. Not everyone is as smart as you.
  • irCuBiC, on 10/12/2007, -0/+30Sanity is overrated :)
  • Moskie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26Hasn't this saying been around since before everyone here was even born?
  • cbreaker, on 10/14/2007, -3/+27Yea... kinda takes the thoughtfulness out of it..
  • ryansmith18, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23Too easy, man. You gotta let some of them go.
  • SpydeZ, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24What type of insanity are we talking about here?
  • MattB123, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23"Except with Geek Squad you can only pick one."
    Well, as long as it's not cheap or good.
  • alostpacket, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_triangle

    not just old pic, but old concept -- has nothing to do with dell either.
  • PathDaemon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22Let's see...
    Fast? Nice try…
    Good? Laughable…
    Cheap? This is Geek Squad, right?
  • IllBeBack, on 10/13/2007, -1/+22That sign is the 100% truth. And not just with computer repair... Everything.
  • kurejibitch, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21Second comment made that fail into a complete win.
  • stoanhart, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20That'll be the guy who brings in his CRT...
  • UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21Yep, that pretty much sums up the service industry.
  • CatalystGhost, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18I'm guessing you're one of those guys who bitches about how "gay" doesn't mean "happy" anymore, too.
  • LoudMusic, on 10/16/2007, -2/+19Yeah, no kidding. Isn't like this is a new concept.
  • elscorcho717, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18It won't be good, you dumbass
  • KlayBorg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16@BurnisCot
    Not all of us are spoilt brats who get their parents to pay for everything.
  • AndrewJC, on 10/16/2007, -0/+16There's a corollary in there, too, if you've been to college:

    You can have two out of three of the following: Social Life, Good Grades, and Sleep.
  • lexbaby, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16FWIW, Geek Squad doesn't offer any of those options.
  • hansonc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16or fast since they bill by the hour....
  • Funktastic, on 10/14/2007, -0/+15"Where's the 'Any' key?"
  • mikewhite314, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15maybe that the sign was in the US?
  • Nicksname1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13I agree it's obviously just an IT guy that has that hanging on the back of his Dell Flat Panel.
  • AriaStar, on 10/13/2007, -9/+22This has been going around for a while.
  • chevyorange, on 10/14/2007, -2/+15I choose "Wealthy" and "Attractive".
  • sofaKing812, on 10/12/2007, -8/+20Speaking of going around for a while and VD, tell your mom I said "hello."
  • TrainingName, on 10/12/2007, -4/+16I do my own service.
    Free, fast, and a whole lotta beer guzzlin'.
  • mercano, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Who says it's IT? I think its actually a motorcycle service department, based on the Drag Specialties sticker in the corner and the big catalog on the desk.
  • mwolfzorn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Who says it's a motorcycle service department? I think it's actually a specialty whore house, based on the Drag Specialties sticker in the corner and the big catalog on the desk.
  • TheYar, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13This is seriously older than the Internet. And the explanation is so not necessary.
  • RedHerringHack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Missed it by that > < much.
  • ryansmith18, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Yes, it's no doubt that Reddit was the first website to ever reference this service plan, even though it is literally older than the internet.
  • FeargusMcDuff, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10I think he meant the sign is in america, I'm pretty sure that the fast-cheap-good thing was an engineering proverb but i don't know which country it came from.
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