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Human Washing Machine That Cleans, Massages and Dries You!

pinktentacle.com — The Ultrasonic Bath is a pod-like human washing machine that cleans, massages and dries the user in a fully automated 15-minute process.

Who dugg this? Made popular Feb 11, 2009

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  • funkytaco, on 02/11/2009, -4/+40This is what women are for.
  • BurningSand, on 02/10/2009, -1/+35Bring your dishes in with you...
  • diggan8, on 02/11/2009, -1/+32as long as there is a happy ending somewhere in there....
  • thinboyslim, on 02/11/2009, -0/+25Why is there a window?
  • HiVoltRock, on 02/11/2009, -0/+24What about washing your face and hair? Do you still have to do that manually?
  • fhernand, on 02/11/2009, -2/+25it's all fun and games until someone drowns horribly
  • ChayesFSS, on 02/11/2009, -5/+19how do you get rid of the dangle berries while your sitting down?
  • billski, on 02/11/2009, -2/+15In Soviet Russia, machine wash you!
  • RyanWilliams, on 02/11/2009, -0/+13It'd really weird how in these Japanese shows they always show you the picture-in-picture of the hosts/guests reacting to whatever they're showing.
  • habbofresh, on 02/11/2009, -1/+11wipe.
  • Scrappy1850, on 02/11/2009, -2/+11dear lord japanese girls make the most *fappable noises.

    there, fixed.
  • Princeamor, on 02/11/2009, -1/+9YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!! I LOVE THE FUTURE OF NOT HAVING TO STAND UP AND MOVE AROUND!!!
  • raveye, on 02/11/2009, -0/+7Please note that before washing, please read the tag for recommended washing methods.
  • doublefelix, on 02/10/2009, -0/+7Put your whole body in there for that "Altered States" experience.
  • AnGryTreE, on 02/11/2009, -2/+9But does it fold you afterwards?
  • hawkeye22, on 02/11/2009, -1/+7Learn to wipe your ***** properly, perhaps? You know, that thing that 5-year-olds learn to do?
  • Qinella, on 02/11/2009, -0/+5Who's with me on killing that girl who goes NNEEEEEEHHHHH!!!!! every 5 seconds???
  • wjlaw100, on 02/11/2009, -1/+5In Soviet Russia YOU clean Machine, Machine does not clean YOU!!!
  • victorsage, on 02/11/2009, -2/+6Direct from Soviet Russia
  • AnGryTreE, on 02/11/2009, -0/+4It's a soap scum indicator.
  • bnl771, on 02/11/2009, -1/+5How do you jerk off in THAT?
  • yeahhyeahyeah, on 02/11/2009, -1/+5probably for the demo
  • atomic811, on 02/11/2009, -0/+4It is only a window when others put the tokens in so they can see you. This way you make money while you get clean.
  • X9001, on 02/11/2009, -0/+3Only the ***** Japanese...
  • beabis, on 02/11/2009, -1/+4I'll put mine in the garage next to my flying car.
  • TronSolo, on 02/11/2009, -1/+4In Soviet Russia, machine washes you!!!
  • rossisdead, on 02/11/2009, -1/+4But can I pee in it?
  • inactive, on 02/11/2009, -0/+3i am....that ***** is ***** annoying
  • BelatedHero, on 02/11/2009, -0/+2Damn it, you beat me to it.
  • PixelPusher74, on 02/11/2009, -2/+4If it's gonna be THAT kind'a party... I'm stickin' MY dick in the mashed potatoes.
  • parkermauney, on 02/11/2009, -0/+2Yes there is actually.
  • atomic811, on 02/11/2009, -0/+2Dirty face and hair with super clean bodies is in this year.
  • SeanyMac, on 02/11/2009, -0/+2Meet George Jetson...
  • Jeremyz0r, on 02/11/2009, -3/+5So people can look at your slimthinpenis.
  • adam1378, on 02/11/2009, -0/+2you want a "hot" fire-man touching your nads
  • JimSwarthow, on 02/11/2009, -1/+3hey, it's like an iron-lung! 'cept it's made out of plastic.. and filled w/ water


    thread's useless w/out (nekkid) pics, btw
  • atomic811, on 02/11/2009, -0/+2I can haz pressure washed penis?
  • liquisoft, on 02/11/2009, -0/+2The running theory is that the Japanese are concerned about how they're _supposed_ to act, so they show the picture of a TV guests' reaction so the viewers at home know that being surprised/happy/confused is the right reaction.
    This is not my theory, FYI. This belongs to another digger.
  • atomic811, on 02/11/2009, -0/+2and we will only eat hot pockets ..except on Tuesday because Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
  • reyoo30309, on 02/11/2009, -0/+2It comes with the optional attachment.
  • CivicTV, on 08/14/2009, -0/+2Have you seen Japanese toilets? They spray your butt for you!
  • kitsua, on 02/11/2009, -0/+2What would be the point, when TV does it so efficiently?
  • esc27, on 02/12/2009, -0/+1Old...
  • FortyCaliber, on 02/11/2009, -0/+1This will never work... it prevents masturbation in the shower...

    Which as we know is the only reason Diggers take showers.
  • Dubbsacc, on 02/11/2009, -0/+1Charmin
  • solid12345, on 02/11/2009, -0/+1Can I make a salad in it like Kramer?
  • dives425, on 02/11/2009, -0/+1Make one for my dog and I am sold
  • coolheader90, on 03/27/2009, -0/+1Wow that's cool. Check up my blog on how to choose a washing machine.
  • darwininmotion, on 02/12/2009, -0/+1Barberella was my first thought..
  • Maddoktor2, on 02/11/2009, -0/+1...but not the cat...
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