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- MadOgre, on 10/12/2007, -8/+92Yeah, baby! YEAH!
- SoulMaster2, on 10/12/2007, -5/+75I wonder if it can be mounted with frickin' lasers
- deadbaby, on 10/12/2007, -11/+55I'd definitely plug my dongle into her USB slot.
- theotheragentm, on 10/12/2007, -7/+43No thanks. I'd rather make out with my Marilyn Monrobot.
- zweben, on 10/12/2007, -1/+35Read the article. "The Korean robot can move the upper half of her body such as arms and hands but she cannot travel because her lower half is immobile."
- MrFisty, on 10/12/2007, -1/+30I can see the headlines now.
"21 year old geek electrocuted in bizarre 'discharge' incident."
Believe me it'll happen. After all, the first thing everyone here thought when they saw the article was "how do I stick my dick in it?" - wsfulmer, on 10/12/2007, -2/+31this is going to be the BEST PROM EVER!!
- EtherGnat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27"...her lower half is immobile..." --Kind of reminds me of my wife.
/ Just kidding honey.
// Couch here I come. - Dradis, on 10/12/2007, -2/+26http://portableapps.com/apps/utilities/antivirus/portable_clamwin
Use it. Who knows where that thing's been. - hold_steady, on 10/12/2007, -8/+31"The Korean robot can move the upper half of her body such as arms and hands but she cannot travel because her lower half is immobile."
Wouldn't be the first time i've gotten a sloppy handjob from a robot. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -6/+29"But we are looking further ahead - we are working on upgrading the android with the aim of making it move its legs by the end of this year. It will be able to sit down and stand up by then,'' he expects."
I'd hit that. - chubbymidget, on 10/12/2007, -4/+27Civilization was built to impress the opposite sex
- StarCrusher, on 10/12/2007, -9/+31Yeah, but is the anatomically correct?
- JC4P, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21grinded up and in your freezer?
- chicken101, on 10/12/2007, -4/+24I'm surprised we have girls of this.....caliber.......
- subscribtion, on 10/12/2007, -3/+22You haven't been?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+21You say finally as if you've actually been waiting.
- gamabunta, on 10/12/2007, -6/+23Does it have machine gun jubblies?
- dave_colorado, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17i think the ASSMAN is a proctologist....
- mweels, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17Like any technology out there the porn business seems to capitalize on it first. As far as "real looking" people http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp (explicit content). These however, are only good for one thing (the best thing I might add).
Mardo - subscribtion, on 10/12/2007, -8/+21I'll find out for you.
- m4ktub, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14I hope we can turn "speak" off :-P
- buttsakk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14oh dear, that reminds me of a service call to a guyz house once... his PC was full of fleshdoll pics w/ lingerie, didn't really bother me. Until I was going to pick up his tower and a Victoria secret mag fell of it... he claimed it was his "wife's", i talk to my boss later; he told me he doesn't even have a girlfriend :P
- JoeCool1986, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14"...a life-size female robot in 2003, dubbed ACTROID. It cannot move because it is glued to the floor."
The way that sentence is worded makes it sound like that if some stupid guy hadn't spilled some super glue on the floor the android would be hopping around all day. - Psykus, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15Yes, but does it run Linux?
- DoctorShim, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11"Standing 1.6 meters tall and weighing about 50 kilograms, she can understand others, speak, blink with her eyes and makes several facial expressions."
That about covers all we need from a relationship, huh? :D - VorpalK, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12I believe you mean Adrien Barbobot.
/Sealab2021 - JC4P, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12I'm just gonna come out and have the balls to say this:
That is one hot robot. - fahrvergnuugen, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13No nipple guns. Lame.
- scott1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11Just what we needed robot pornography. Next thing there going be on myspace
- ModernTenshi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8How like a real woman. It will end up sucking you dry because of how much you have to spend to get one, it has a limited vocabulary, and doesn't move even if you want it to.
Yeah, I'd say these scientists made her exactly like a real woman. - gamekid, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8I blame the acid batteries he was running on.
- BradFive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7That's one child, full-stop. Not any number of boys.
- makenai, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Hmm, the Japanese have one of these too, and it looks like they beat it to market by almost a year:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4714135.stm
Also, some videos from the World Expo at Aichi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEDM0RGhOI&search=Aichi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVmXV2Bc448&search=Aichi
The android in the second video supposedly speaks English, Korean and Japanese! - mrASSMAN, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7I'd hit it.
just kidding.. she looks like she is being controlled by demons. creepiest ***** ever. this is what humans would look like if they had no soul.. just wait for her eyes to suddenly glow red and she goes on a robotic killing spree.
those kids will be the first on her list. - brandizzle, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Psh..why don't women get male robots?
Actually..we kind of do, so nevermind. Either way...as much as I like sex I prefer the other person to at least have a pulse.
But hey..if she wasn't designed for sex they wouldn't have made her so pretty. - mrASSMAN, on 10/12/2007, -4/+10oh yeah, i get continuous ass at all times of the day. that's why they call me the ASSMAN.
(j/k.. that's not why i use this name) - 0x0000ff, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Dear English police,
'sentece' is not a word. Try chucking another 'n' in there somewhere, i'm sure you'll figure it out. - elroyel1327, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"Fifteen tiny motors embedded into her silicon face enable her to make a total of four expressions"
Wow - That puts her 3 ahead of Liv Tyler!
~ elroy - briansalo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I laugh at how quickly everyone here jumps to the sexual comments once a pic of an android with a female design is shown. I'd never hit anything like that unless it 'looked' 100% human... That would just be flat-out weird :S
- mrASSMAN, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6if it looked human it would be even weirder...
and of course we think of sexual purposes. finally we can engineer all the best parts of a female and leave out all the miserable *****.. like the bitching.
and we will really be able to control them by remote now! i think they might supply these in heaven.. - Reddog_x2000, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Well, she definitely has more personality than my last date.
- PhantomZmoove, on 10/12/2007, -5/+9Come on now, Slashdot is the land of the basement dwelling virgin geek. I bet digg users get it all the time. lol
- snugsoho, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4She does somewhat resemble those suicidal 'Jeri' androids featured in episode three of the first SAC.
- Cyberdactyl, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5
Plus you're getting awfully close to necrophilia when they look that real. - mrASSMAN, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5egghh.. but a fembot won't give you syphillis
(well, unless you share her with your roommate) - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7I'm not gonna lie.. I've been wanting a real doll for years, even emailed them about configuration options, haha!
- habenneas, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4No soul? That's the hottest part!
- D4r7h3v1l, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5a full cup?
strong and black?
not fooled around with?
instant?
nutty?
chock-full of nuts?
colombian? - Cyberdactyl, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4You have to be one horny geek to buy a "realdoll". $6000 plus will buy allot of nights with a hooker instead!
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