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Confessions of a photocopier repairman

news.com.com — "Butt Copying", often results in cracked copier glass, with 32% of Canon technicians claiming to have been called to fix glass plates during the Christmas period after attempts to copy body parts went wrong...perhaps because of the "supersizing" of the western physique--Canon has now increased the thickness of its glass by an extra millimeter.

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  • Gambit-gyouza4, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4
    "Butt Copying" on video.

    http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/assphotocopy.html
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  • .Steven, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0lol
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0finally a decent digg.
  • endernet, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0See this is why I like Digg, /. had the same story with some funny anecdotes, but Digg has the movie.
  • vapb400, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0haha thats so good.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0LOL

    Butt Copying!!!

    LOL
  • amitrix, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0now this is what i call FUNNY!!!
    LMFAO!!
  • danlin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0its horatio sanchez from SNL!
  • chileman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Reminds me of a Simpsons episode.

    http://www.duffzone.co.uk/framegrab_script.php?img=eabf02/12292003182539.jpg
  • 40bslove, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0yes yes yes lmao
  • Greg-J, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Can you imagine how bad that must have cut his ass. Poor bastard.
  • npodges, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0oh i get it. when you said horatio sanchez, you meant horatio sanz. therein lies the humor.
  • Matt88, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I seem to be the only one in my office that has any idea on how too unjam a photocopier. I have recently unjammed machines that others have been unable to and in turn saved the company a fortune.

    Fortunately, I haven't had to unjam a fat arse (note the Aussie "Arse" not American "Ass") from a photocopier.
  • CLIFFosakaJAPAN, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I thought it was Artie Lang of Mad TV & Howard Stern fame
  • danbruno, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I love it
  • neadfiles, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Am I the only one cringing from the world's worst pun here? "Butt Copying", often results in *cracked* copier glass.
    Sorry, only half way through my first cup of coffee.
  • dm1030, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I never had to replace any cracked glass due to "butt copying", but I did have to bend a frame back into place. The girl in the office "claimed" that it bent when she placed a heavy box on the glass, but I've never seen a girl blush that much when talking to a copier tech. There was something up there, but it wasn't just one person :)

    http://www.ugoto.com/videos/hilariousphotocopiercommercial.html
  • CLIFFosakaJAPAN, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0funny video "dm1030"......thanks!
  • RMuffin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0@Gambit

    Thanks for the Vid.

    +Digg, great one too.
  • xenon901, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"Fortunately, I haven't had to unjam a fat arse (note the Aussie "Arse" not American "Ass") from a photocopier."

    I think you'll find that's the English "Arse" seeing as we invented the language, albeit by stealing it from other countries. Nevertheless my point still stands...

    God I'm so difficult
  • splash, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0lol
  • matus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Probably not true, but still hilarious.
  • ketsugi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0+digg just for that video.
  • snyy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide.
  • denied, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0OMFG. Everyone digg this just so they mention it on diggnation. priceless.
  • skwhirl, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0have mercy, that video was helldamnlarious!
  • terafunker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Arse? I don't get it.
  • pseudojd, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i used to work at kinko's ( damn thier evil soul ) and i saw lots of wierd stuff there. all kinds.
  • CapTech, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I bet Cannon has two or three times the numbers of glass panes in their warehouse during the holiday season... too funny!
  • EmileVictor, on 10/12/2007, -4/+0omg...

    http://digg.mediahug.com/

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