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- DrGonzo1184, on 10/12/2007, -6/+37Why does this product not seem at all sexy....
I can see it now:
"Look, it makes music!" - guy
"Goodbye!" - girl - NinjAlt, on 10/12/2007, -4/+34OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, so *THAT* is how they make Techno.
- theman8631, on 10/12/2007, -1/+253 words.
Mexican Hat Ringtone.
Hell yea baby. - zlyoga, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23What if it gets a virus?
- jollyroger814, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17so now instead of hearing your roommates get it on loudly, you'll now have to listen to that plus the sound of annoying ass midi songs looping over and over. ill stick to the itunes box i have hooked up to my stereo. that is good enough for me.
- kucing, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16I'd hate to come home to the sound of music in the bedroom!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Plus it'l mute softly every half second or so...
- steve1618to1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11I hate this idea so much it hurts.
- Rethcir, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Push it to the limit!!!
- bblades, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11The music instantly turns to a single trumpet going womp womp womp when the user finishes the task early
- bravecoward, on 10/12/2007, -3/+14Its like something that would be sold on think geek.......if their targeted audience needed condoms.
- kodek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Wouldn't it be called a ***** instead of a ringtone? :D
- Lane, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11so tacky....this is going to sell so many! sigh... college will never be the same.
- burke, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12and yet here you are commenting on Digg. Ironic, eh?
- mbadolato, on 10/12/2007, -5/+15And at the end, the artist will sound like they're drowning
- CamperBob, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8***** like an Egyptian?
- vednode, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8I see it now in highschools. You'll get in _much_ more trouble for MIDI sounds coming out of your pants. :P
- Otto, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Dude, I think you need therapy.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Not with it on the guy.... unless it's Batman.
- BSpolice, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Girl: "WTF are you doing?!"
Guy: "Hold still, I'm trying to pick my favorite ringtone." - Klowner, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Oh look, my penis is playing crazy frog.
- BuddhaPhi, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7So long as my partner can't make requests. While I'd be happy with 15 seconds of speed metal, I would not want to hear "Hit the Road Jack" after she experiences my usually pathetic technique!
- megaloid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Let me guess:
"Flight of the Bumblebee," the "William Tell Overture," and the last movement of Beethoven's 7th symphony. - achew22, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6I wonder how hard it will be to pick out mexican hat dance....
- neithernet, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Does it play "Hail To The Chief"? Could go over big on Capitol Hill. Or, or... Pomp and Circumstance?
- GameMonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5thats probably the worst idea ive ever heard...
- superrcat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Cool or not...what the hell was this guy doing to come up with an idea like this?
- Avatar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5If the music is copyrighted, will the RIAA come storming through the door?
- ravitek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4White snake
or the typical porno music, Bow chika wowow - WildBil, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4And when the battery explodes it just adds so much to the experience
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6I think a better option would be to have bar codes printed on the side of the condom which would then be read by a special inter-vaginal bar code reader.
The reader would then use bluetooth to send rhythm/beat/depth info to whatever music player you want and adjust the playback speed and volume based on the data. - Skywise, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Yeah, I can imagine the tonal qualities of that... high pitch and low pitch...
WHEEEE
OOOOOOH
WHEEEE
OOOOOHH
WHEEE
OOOOH
WHEEEOOOHWHEEEOHHHWHEEEOOOH - DBrez8, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3The best thing about this story is the google ads is generates on the right
- ryland2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4And THIS is Ukraine's way of getting people to use protection, what is this world coming to?
- striker1211, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4"One is the loneliest" number when it's set to masturbation mode. Doggy style plays Snoop Dogg, Missionary plays "I've been working on the railroad", and last but not least anal plays "What's love gotta do with it"... what a stupid ass invention, how about a condom that you can feel ***** in!
- yuravian, on 10/12/2007, -4/+7what is it with the geek-bashers on digg these days?
- MrTea, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I wonder if any of these will include "Strokin" by Clarence Carter
- ZenMojo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"how about a condom that you can feel ***** in!"
I guess if you use the condom after doing anal.... - BigSteveo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I would be very impressed if someone was able to recreate Da Rude's 'Sandstorm'
- ajb2015, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5um...no.
- kodek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The Sony ones? :)
- clasp, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3i'm waiting for the fautly one to be bought and do some serious shock damage.
i'd digg that. - johnstar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2stupidest thing I ever heard of, now if you could hack it to make dtmf tones...
- ThinkBox, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2It would be better if you could set a timer, so instead of saying "wooooah slow down!!!" you could say "woooooooah i have to take this one, sorry babe"
- ThePDW, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Why did this comment about drowning get modded down? That's hilarious!
- Jams, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Great! Now all the chavs can listen to the Crazy Frog whilst they breed.
- Zuggy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1introducing the Sex Machine Condom
The Condom that plays Sex Machine while you are being a Sex Machine - Otto, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Hey, it's the best birth control ever, since it makes the woman go "WTF?" and leave.
- netsurfer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Since it's an Ukrainian invention I guess it'll play some Ukrainian music like Verka Serduchka "Gop Gop Gop" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpJ44NV6m-E
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