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- DermDoc, on 05/04/2008, -1/+6The whole world wants to be drinking the Tiger Cool-Aide, er, Gatorade.
- MatthewBlack, on 05/04/2008, -0/+5Its the same with lots of onion articles - about 3 times longer than it needs to be, just repeating the same joke over and over.
- SaveJake, on 05/04/2008, -2/+7I love Tiger....Can't get enough of him!!!
- 55mph, on 05/04/2008, -0/+4how about a tiger dildo for country club wives?
- vocalyouth, on 05/04/2008, -0/+3"And if there's still any doubt in your mind, think about this: If I've convinced an entire populace that I drive a ***** Buick, I can sure as ***** sell a bottle of Pine-Sol." I love The Onion!
- sovereign3, on 05/04/2008, -1/+4The first paragraph was brilliant. It all went downhill from there. Not very funny and dragged on too long.
- warkro, on 05/04/2008, -0/+2Damn you Onion, got me again.
- inactive, on 05/04/2008, -0/+2Dugg for the following:
"Look, when you get Tiger Woods, you're getting Tiger Woods—the guy who made it cool for kids to want to play golf"
This is really funny if you're old. - deadmantalkin, on 05/04/2008, -0/+2He's grrrrrrrrrrreat!
- ichbeineinrcg, on 05/04/2008, -0/+2Or they were using a widely known phrase that has its origins in amateur wrestling.
- SaveJake, on 05/04/2008, -0/+2Actually the only brand on Tiger's body is Nike and even that is done with class!!!
- flair1, on 05/04/2008, -0/+2tiger has nothing on NASCAR drivers. they can't make a complete sentence without mentioning a sponsor.
- Urzeitlich, on 05/04/2008, -1/+2I make my upset face and there's a pause, because all the kids think I'm going to get angry, but I don't. I laugh it off because I'm Tiger Woods and America loves me.
- Andiz, on 05/04/2008, -2/+3*Insert random quote from the article*
- dreesemonkey, on 05/05/2008, -0/+1Tiger doesn't have time for intercourse, there is golf to be played!
- dafragsta, on 05/04/2008, -0/+1Beat me to it. That was the best line of the article.
- flair1, on 05/04/2008, -0/+1michael jordan, the same man who bet on basketball and was secretly banned by David Stern for 1 year? do you think he wanted to play minor league baseball, or was it just a front so it wasn't obvious he was not allowed in the NBA?
- dreesemonkey, on 05/05/2008, -0/+1Tiger doesn't even really mention his sponsors. He doesn't have to, he's Tiger Woods in case you didn't know.
- affordableweb, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1a 6 inch white one with a hook to the left
- dafragsta, on 05/04/2008, -0/+1He is undeniably the best spokesperson since Michael Jordon.
- apemansweden, on 03/19/2009, -0/+0I am thinking of adding some of this story to my site: http://tag-heuer-monaco.com/tag-watches/all-tag-wa ...
- SimpleAlex, on 12/30/2008, -0/+0Tiger wood is the master of golf!
http://simulationpretimmobilier.net/
http://creditrapide.org/
http://dossierdesurendettement.net/
http://makeupapplication.org/ - Tuft, on 05/04/2008, -2/+1"A high quality, all-purpose cleaner such as Pine-Sol deserves an endorser who is an ultra competitor—someone who will go to the mat for you no matter what."
MAT??? Did no one see this typo? I think the word they were searching for is map. He wants to go to the map! - Urzeitlich, on 05/04/2008, -4/+1.
- inactive, on 05/04/2008, -4/+0and i thought fox news was unreliable, buried



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