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- moneyswears, on 10/08/2008, -3/+158In a related study, women's voices were found to get more bitchy just before their periods.
- inactive, on 10/08/2008, -2/+103When you hear a high-pitched beep, the oven is ready.
- BlackCow, on 10/08/2008, -1/+64"Researchers made voice recordings of 69 female undergraduates "
Seriously, it couldn't be 68 or 70... - buughost, on 10/08/2008, -3/+51Does this mean women with really low pitch are sterile?
- floridiot2, on 10/08/2008, -2/+48That, or they already have sperm.
- inactive, on 10/08/2008, -2/+45It's off to Fry's for guys to get a pitch meter, right?
- bakagaigin, on 10/08/2008, -3/+38Or, "lets find an excuse to leave sexist comments on digg"
- usern4me, on 10/08/2008, -3/+33"But the difference was apparent only when women spoke a simple introductory sentence such as 'hi, I'm a student at UCLA' - and not for simple vowel sounds."
So not for "uhhh...uhhh...uhhhhhHHHH!!! or "ohhh...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh!!!!" - marnaq, on 10/08/2008, -4/+33LOL GIRLS
- Apophis574, on 10/08/2008, -0/+26"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment."
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment."
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment."
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment."
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment." - idiosyncrisia, on 10/08/2008, -5/+30They can't talk if you gag them...
That works right? - LongShlong, on 10/08/2008, -1/+24No... She's just reeeeeally slutty.
- Rikushix, on 10/08/2008, -5/+27In a similar study, researchers did not have to conduct many experiments to discover that men do not care about women's fertility, especially in scenarios where it`s better if they didn't talk.
- opusaz, on 10/08/2008, -1/+21Terrific. Half the female accountants at my office must be in heat all the frikkin' time. Their voices are like splinters pushing into my ears.
- Kenzan, on 10/08/2008, -1/+19I'd hit that.
- nixpix66, on 10/08/2008, -6/+23.... then why is my 80 yr old grandmom's voice so high???? EEEWWWWWWWW
- Rikushix, on 10/08/2008, -0/+16With her own cane.
- CATSCEO2, on 10/08/2008, -0/+16That might be why she's a butch lesbian.
- citizenrobot, on 10/09/2008, -1/+14I'm convinced Digg is 95% dudes. They're always digg-ing stories that are like:
- Being a smart nerdy guy is actually attractive to girls
- Being indoors alot is also actually attractive to girls
- Girls LOVE video games, did you know - hydroplane, on 10/08/2008, -2/+15same goes for High Pitch Eric
- vbh61422, on 10/08/2008, -4/+17Palin must be perpetually ovulating...
kinda explains how she has a million kids too - theOster, on 10/08/2008, -1/+13it only takes once before you start caring an awful lot.
- Seifey, on 10/08/2008, -0/+11"lesbian"
"she liked the *****"
uh, what? - AndersenWatcher, on 10/08/2008, -1/+11dugg down for dailymail.co.uk
- BossKey, on 10/08/2008, -2/+11A low-pitched voice is a clue that you're really talkin' to a guy.
- FTLJohnson, on 10/08/2008, -1/+10In other news, they also wear large ugly sunglasses...
- aznpwnzor, on 10/08/2008, -0/+6RTFA
- Kenzan, on 10/08/2008, -3/+9Their pupils also dilate when they are ovulating.
They are also unusually horny at that time.
Viva-la-Ovulation!
Just wear your hat..you know? - chiefbandit2200, on 10/08/2008, -0/+5I guess that explains why I'm extremely attracted to women with really soft, feminine voices, even if their looks are meh.
- GlassAgate, on 10/09/2008, -1/+6Why? What science do you have to counter it?
- MeccaOfManhood, on 10/08/2008, -3/+8Bring on the mute chicks.
- Motocompo, on 10/08/2008, -0/+5dugg for the picture
- bahamuto, on 10/08/2008, -1/+6Who is High Pitch?
This is Kelly Clarkson - inactive, on 10/09/2008, -0/+4I miss Howard :(
- doublefelix, on 10/09/2008, -0/+4Dumb as a bag of hammers.
- wexmajor, on 10/08/2008, -1/+5Mickey Mouse must be fertile as hell. Come to think of it, he is pretty attractive...
- AndrewDB, on 10/08/2008, -0/+4I don't know why, but I love her voice.
- marnaq, on 10/08/2008, -1/+5I see what you did there.
- SilverBack101, on 10/08/2008, -2/+6Oooooooo!
- MoralThreat, on 10/08/2008, -1/+5So that means that Joey Lauren Adams is fertile 24/7?
- LongShlong, on 10/08/2008, -1/+5... Depends on what you gag them with.
- oblique63, on 10/08/2008, -0/+4hm, that must mean that Mini Mouse is even more fertile... damn, at that rate, when they finally get it on, their children will be so fertile, they'll be born pregnant...
- Tastrix, on 10/08/2008, -0/+4Just from reading this, it sounds like the researchers found an awesome way to use their grant-money:
"...the earnings of lap dancers in America increased dramatically when they were most fertile - and dropped at other times of the month."
That requires on-location investigation.
Damn, I want to go to UCLA! - shadowspawn, on 10/08/2008, -1/+5Normalization, people. NORMALIZATION. Think of the sample data.... The same sentence, same words, same women, *different times*.
NOT comparing different women.
I know this from when I call my wife at work. She always has the same introduction. I know I'm in for a great night if she picks up the phone and announces herself a certain way, know I'm not getting any, know when I better have dinner ready and the kid's homework done before she gets home, and know when she's just plain busy. Sometimes just on the inhale before she starts. - shadowspawn, on 10/08/2008, -2/+6Normalization, people. NORMALIZATION. Think of the sample data.... The same sentence, same words, different times of the month. NOT comparing different women.
I know this from when I call my wife at work. She always has the same introduction. I know I'm in for a great night if she picks up the phone and announces herself a certain way, know I'm not getting any, know when I better have dinner ready and the kid's homework done before she gets home, and know when she's just plain busy. Sometimes just on the inhale before she starts. - Kickinuarou, on 10/08/2008, -1/+5clay aiken is most fertile all the time, and his pitch is high all the time, does that make him a woman?
- s0nicfreak, on 10/09/2008, -0/+4Somebody's whipped.
- copypastry, on 10/08/2008, -0/+3Almost every Mickey in Disneyland/world is played by women.
- Mockylock, on 10/09/2008, -1/+4My wife must be fertile all the time. Her voice is loud as *****.
- anotherjack, on 10/09/2008, -0/+3Yep - trying to sound harmless and cute to avoid attack is a good strategy. Anime girls are based on an actual style of communication used by adult women ( who, historically until recently were plenty abused ). Often I find that Japanese women invite you in with soft cute voices, to invite good behavior, but if you ***** with them, they'll clock you. I concur with this strategy.
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