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- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+302THIS JUST IN: Women have double standards in order to confuse the hell out of men.
- djSyndrome, on 10/12/2007, -2/+115"I guess this means that most diggers will get laid afterall."
Getting Married != Getting Laid. - jav1231, on 10/12/2007, -1/+88Ah! Explains why they cheat with masculine men while their geek hubbies are at home wondering wtf they are.
I'm not bitter... - raynar, on 10/12/2007, -7/+87They like the lumberjack to split their buttholes in the sack, and then the wussy guy to be their bitch. No ***** sherlock.
- offput, on 10/12/2007, -4/+64give your username to someone with intelligence
- kingvar, on 10/12/2007, -6/+63I guess this means that most diggers will get laid afterall.
- tuxidomasx, on 10/12/2007, -6/+62women prefer guys with money more than guys with ANY features-- masculine or otherwise.
they'd marry a chunk of dirt if it paid for their manicures and shoe fetish - bioskope, on 10/12/2007, -5/+58what is a rugged jaw?
- Gerz1219, on 10/12/2007, -1/+52I look at it this way. Men have two sets of standards -- girls they'll hook up with randomly at a bar, and girls they'll date and bring home to meet the parents. Generally speaking, most guys will ***** any mildly attractive drunk girl who shows interest, but have higher standards for a relationship. Women just think in reverse. They have unreasonable standards for a one-night hook up, because very attractive men will drop their standards and go after them if it means getting laid the first night. Women are also acutely aware that these guys won't commit, and that even if they pretend to, they're more likely to cheat.
It all works out in the end; women eventually settle for a more reliable guy, and regular guys get to have sex with attractive women in exchange for their freedom. If you're lucky enough to be an alpha male, it's smooth sailing until you're in your 40's and your looks go and you have no social support structure in your life. If you're a gamma male, you'll have to hit the gym and pick up a few dinner checks to have sex. Nobody gets a free ride forever. - dclowd9901, on 10/12/2007, -1/+51This certainly explains why I had the hardest time getting laid in high school, but had no trouble garnering the fawning of my mom's friends. ***** this face.
- Bara, on 10/12/2007, -4/+45So in other words, they want a tranny?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+34> Women prefer to date masculine men, but marry those that are more feminine
Women are never bloody happy, always want perfection, then wonder why they're in their late 30's single and childless. They need to get real, stop going on looks, and give nice guys a chance whatever the ***** they look like.
Yours truly,
A bitter single guy :) - Akaji, on 10/12/2007, -2/+34Think Jack Bauer. He gets around, but his marriages don't last long.
- Akaji, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28They said feminine, not female.
- BasouKazuma, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27Strut
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26And yet you've gotta date before you can marry... oh the irony. :(
- datr, on 10/12/2007, -3/+28"I've spoken to many women and when I lament that they only go after *****, 9 times out of 10 they will come back with "well the nice guy ENDS UP with the girl". Like it's some sort of consolation when we get your tired, worn out pussy while you've spent the last 5 years like a whore. We are supposed to wait patiently?" - Anonymous
- SlipStream89, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23good news for me in the long run, but what do i do now??!
- blackjack75, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20Some people in Saudi Arabia will not get the irony.
- maotx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20I say yes dear only because I ignore her. Does this make me a pansy?
- Y0tsuya, on 10/12/2007, -3/+20These days, it's pretty hard to find an attractive girl who hasn't been around the block and who isn't a religious nut. I'm sure they exist, but the competition with other men trying to get into their pants was just too intense. I had to go back to my home country to find my lifelong mate. I guess my job now is to raise my daughter to be the attractive girl who won't let guys into her pants until she's married. I know it's difficult to do in the U.S., but I've gotta try.
- DreKor, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18go back to your cave
- Estaris, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17Men that realize that they can be best friends with their girlfriend/wife are the ones that get married.
I married a wonderful man that is a computer programmer/network guy.
I happened to enjoy video games, so we had that in common.
Every guy I dated was not into computers nor as smart as this one. Of course my husband is smart, funny, and cute but I'm bias. : )
Their are as many bad women out there as there are bad men.
Idle things:
1) Friends first then think about marrying them. If you can't be their bud and when the looks go.. what do you have left? btw.. you aren't going to be any sweet dumpling after 30 years either. :p :)
2) (On a humorous note but somewhat true) The best thing you can tell a woman? "You are soo right, what was I thinking.. that's why I have you around.." Put your pride aside and give your mate some confidence and a smile. It makes things easier for you if we are happy. It's a two way street.
3) The one thing that I have heard from any woman I have been associated/friends with... a sense of humor. Get one. Laughing at impossible situations helps.
4) Have something in common with them. We like to pretend to make babies doesn't count. :p : )
Peace to all and find happiness. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14"Women prefer to date masculine men, but marry those that are more feminine"
Well, this certainly isn't a sweeping statement. - Rhine23, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Jack Off
- awm4, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16Yeah and you wonder why your wife's eyes are closed why she is making her oh face.
She ain't dreaming about you properly setting the table without her asking first. - elnerdo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Women don't make sense.
- Arch77, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15Why are you asking women what they want? Tell them what they have to have. Since when did men become these sniveling respecters of female wishes. Be men and take whichever woman you please!!!
- HarryBauzonia, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11"we'll be together forever"
Child support, alimony, and man-hating divorce laws pretty much guarantee that. - zephc, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12"By the way - I have my eyes set on one woman, and I will marry that woman and we'll be together forever"
Yes, and pixies will shower you and your bride with pixie dust while glowing unicorns ride through magical glens filled with sprites and elves and leprechauns. - LavaHot, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10you know, like Quagmire from Family guy, which oddly enough fits the suggestion that square jawed guys are daters, and round facers, like Peter, is the marring type (If Peter wasn't certified retarded).
How Lois ended up w/ Peter, I'll never know. - techmonk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9So this means that I'll get married....but she'll be ***** some other guy. Dammit.
- tackle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Actually, I think it is even worse. I remember reading some research article long time back (more than a year I guess). The gist is, "Women are attracted to more masculine men when they are ovulating. The other days, they are attracted towards men with feminine traits". The article rationalized this as follows: When women are ovulating they want to ***** the most manly man to carry his seed. But other times, they want a man with feminite traits who would take care of her and the offspring. This holds true, doesnt matter if they are married or not.
What a total bitch. - AriaStar, on 10/12/2007, -10/+17Um, I'm a woman and, if I wanted to marry a feminine person, I'd marry another woman. Give me my men masculine. Those pansies just annoy me. I just want to tell them to drop a set already! That said, I also find guys in IT to be hella attractive. As long as they aren't total wusses.
- dokbeast7, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9I'm still trying to figure out what all this means for me... Maybe I will be last pick in both categories?
- nixonrichard, on 10/12/2007, -7/+14I always thought that alien bounty hunter guy from the x-files was the most masculine I had ever seen. Butt-ugly, but not a drop of femininity.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Alienbh002.JPG - TrevorBradley, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Read Matt Ridley's "The Red Queen". Sexual selection has two mating mechanisms that work. Either polygamy, or monogamy+adultry. Females look for males that would produce the most viable offspring for sex, but to males that would take the best care of the children for child rearing.
I recall a statistic (and let me look for it.. rats, can't find it) that somewhere on the order of 25% of British children are not fathered by their mother's husband.
Found a link.. http://www.canadiancrc.com/articles/ABC_Duped_Dads_02OCT02.htm, suggesting rates are about 30% in the US. - chucali, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Yes.
- xtmno3, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6@Gerz:
Nice Brave New World reference. I just finished re-reading that recently, good stuff.
Oh Brave New World that has such people in it! - sixspeed, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7So my man ***** are now a good thing?
- DreKor, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7@bioskope
Think of a pickup truck commercial. Now think of the mountain that the truck is climbing. That's a rugged jaw, something you can drive on. - LavaHot, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8You know you're just as shallow, we all are.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Honestly, do you think anyone would marry people like Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, or Donald Trump if they were just some burger flippers sitting in a bar? The sad truth is the majority of women are infinitely more shallow than they accuse men of being.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"feminine" means most of the time "not a show off bastard" and more normal.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5The Article is false and misleading.
In a long term partner Women want somebody who is serious about life and marriage. It happens to be that less mucho men tend to be serious about life in general, and dont rely on their looks to attract a mate. In reality it is those who get spoiled by women are less likely to succeed in marriage. More spoiled are the ones who put a lot of attention to their looks and bodies. Less spoiled are the ones who tend to be less attractive and more characteristic, and they rely on their attitude and confidence.
To call men SENSITIVE as gay are today, is misinterpretation of the whole picture. Married Men are men who are very confident about them selves, and they know what they want from life. - meepus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Chuck Palahniuk is a gay misogynist (really. I'm not trying defame him or anything... it's just true), and he has a fetish for manly men doing manly things. If you really like Fight Club, try looking at it from the perspective that it's Chuck Palahniuk's wet dream: he wants to think that deep inside normal guys with sleep disorders, there is an alpha male who can beat the crap out of anybody and successfully lead an organization of terrorists if he wants to. Palahniuk wants to believe that deep inside of himself, there's a Tyler Durden that he can master and take control of. A ton of weaklings out there want to believe the same thing. Hell knows, maybe I might... but far better than dreaming that you're superhuman is accepting your weaknesses for what they are and learning how to circumvent them. If you can do that, you're more on track than the disturbed guy with his head in the clouds.
- haggie, on 10/12/2007, -9/+13To translate: Bang a stud, marry a fag, keep banging stud.
Just another ringing endorsement for the institution of marriage... - Peach, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Has anyone questioned that perhaps the guys we ladies marry USED to have a more defined jaw? It's just by the time we find a good guy to settle down with he's put on a few pounds since high school?
- schabrat14, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5well said bgbs....women dont want girly men, they just want men that treat them well.
- LavaHot, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Is that supposed to make me feel better about my girlish figure? I have to wait till I'm 30 to get laid?
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