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- eeron, on 08/18/2008, -2/+267"How do you think I look?"
"Wow, great! Let's go."
"Really? You think these shoes go?"
"Yup, they look lovely. You got the keys?"
"You're not even looking. I think I need to change my dress."
"But you look fine!"
"Fine? Is that all you can say?"
"..."
"I can't believe you sometimes..." - SillyRabbits, on 08/18/2008, -3/+152For some reason that seems a little on the low side.
- grandinferno, on 08/18/2008, -2/+138...and they spend twice that time complaining how ***** they look.
- lukas88, on 08/18/2008, -1/+114My ritual?
1. Check for embarrassing spots on pants/shirt
2. Flex in mirror
3. "Good for you, Luke, good for you."
Total time: 1-2 minutes depending on how carried away I get with the flexing. - Sirocco, on 08/18/2008, -0/+104I convinced my wife many years ago that she looked gorgeous without having to apply makeup, jewelry, and intricate hair styles. She saved a lot of time in the bathroom, saved a ton of money on makeup/hair products, and still looked wonderful. I have no idea how I pulled that off :)
- inactive, on 08/18/2008, -1/+101THIS JUST IN: WOMEN CARE MORE ABOUT HOW THEY LOOK THAN MEN DO!
- inactive, on 08/18/2008, -8/+87Well, that's 136 days that they aren't nagging about stuff.
- mroboy, on 08/18/2008, -0/+74You recorded the conversations with me and my first wife?
- serif69, on 08/18/2008, -0/+71You, sir, need to wrack your brain to get an idea of how you pulled that off and publish said idea for the benefit of all mankind.
- serif69, on 08/18/2008, -4/+60You've never actually met a woman, have you? They still talk while they're getting ready.
- Br3ach, on 08/18/2008, -1/+51I am such a nerd I literally have almost yelled "Its a trap!" whenever this conversation started with me and my woman.
- disp, on 08/18/2008, -1/+51I know people with more days /played in WoW and it's only been out for 4 years. 136 days in a lifetime? That's nothing. If these people play WoW the rest of their lives at the same pace they have been playing the past 4 years until they are 80 years old, they will have spent 2040 days in the game, or nearly 6 years of their life.
- VitriolAndAngst, on 08/18/2008, -1/+48As a guy, I might laugh at this statistic -- but then I'd have to admit that time spent masturbating, would allow astronauts to fly to Jupiter and back a few times. I know, I could have said Uranus -- but that was too easy.
- puppyfox, on 08/18/2008, -1/+48Does that really happen? I sincerely want to know... I'm actually married, but my wife is the only person I ever dated, and she's faster than I am at getting ready. Sometimes I put on the same color shirt/pants she has on, and say "we're a team!", and we do look silly, but she just rolls her eyes at me and off we go, she doesn't even get miffed. Seriously though, are a lot of women actually that way?
- Dhekke, on 08/19/2008, -2/+49And you're 100% sure she's not a guy, right?
- hiPpymIck, on 08/18/2008, -0/+36you probly say nice
things to her
without having to
be prompted - sockpuppets, on 08/18/2008, -0/+35This is why I only date myself.
- kingofinternet, on 08/18/2008, -3/+37that's no way to talk to your mother
- groovadelic, on 08/19/2008, -0/+33He must be recording everyone's conversations, becuase thats mine too!
- mrdalloway, on 08/18/2008, -0/+29Can anyone explain why there is a picture of Sally Gunnell at the top? Additionally, is there a study which reveals how much time people waste working out these ***** studies?
- Primous, on 08/18/2008, -0/+28For christ sake get in the god damn CAR!
- inactive, on 08/18/2008, -1/+29boy, that must be one important night out
- inactive, on 08/19/2008, -0/+27Are you rich?
- mroboy, on 08/18/2008, -1/+28Yes.
- acroyear2, on 08/19/2008, -0/+27I spend 10mins. I run out. I get drunk. I stumble home. Mission accomplished.
It's quite zen, really. - inactive, on 08/19/2008, -0/+26It's like a slow grinding monotonous wail coming from the bathroom. You can't really understand it...but you know it's there.
- BestJaxx, on 08/19/2008, -0/+24I think most of it has to do with the woman that you are trying to convince.
- seanhive, on 08/18/2008, -0/+24Rather, an astronaut flying to the moon could be getting ready for 136 days.
He'd be very pretty. - ivansusanin, on 08/18/2008, -1/+24don't ever ***** zing yourself
- lekahe, on 08/18/2008, -10/+31I don't use that time but I spend at least two times that in finding the things my husband has "lost" when they actually are where they always have been.
- eeron, on 08/19/2008, -0/+20wow, hold onto her! If you tell me she likes to watch the football, naked, serving you beer too, I'll dump my girlfriend now. My faith in women will be restored!
- graychocobo, on 08/19/2008, -0/+19HOLY SH*T! ¡PAREN LAS ROTATIVAS!
- cupcakeprincess, on 08/19/2008, -1/+19or 136 more days that you're not getting laid
- gmiley, on 08/19/2008, -0/+18I agree, one of my ex-girlfriends takes, at minimum, 3 hours to get ready. It's ***** ridiculous. There was one night we were going to go to a party at a friends house, I arrived at her house at 4PM and fell asleep on her bed while she was getting ready. I woke up at 10:30 and she still wasn't ready to go. Needless to say, I don't date her, and never will again even if I had no other reason, that would be enough. I prefer women who don't mind throwing on a pair of jeans and a nice shirt. I personally think women look just fine without a *****-ton of make-up caked on their face.
- mediaspree, on 08/18/2008, -4/+21Pics of your wife looking good or it didn't happen.
- gritta, on 08/19/2008, -0/+15Soon you'll start saying "lol" instead of actually laughing...
- floridiot2, on 08/19/2008, -1/+15BREAKING: MY BALLS
- gmiley, on 08/19/2008, -0/+14You lucky bastard!
- Mosatii, on 08/19/2008, -0/+14You probably aren't a dick who needs to be prodded for praise and confirmation.
- jimmytwotoes, on 08/19/2008, -0/+14lucky bastard
- ZenMojo, on 08/19/2008, -0/+14HOT OFF THE PRESS: DESE NUTS.
- LavaWarrior, on 08/19/2008, -1/+15Or 136 days they're not making me a sandwich.
- inactive, on 08/19/2008, -0/+13Yea, take any obscure activity and count it over a long period of time and its bound to be a really high number. Men probably take a year or two out of their lives by taking glorious *****.
- Br3ach, on 08/18/2008, -0/+12I think this must be a borderline mental disease with some women, I went out with one that had to get ready to *even go outside* At the end she looks like she was going clubbing. Not to say I minded sometimes, but that gets god damned annoying after a while.
"I need to go to the hardware store"
"Great! Ill get ready"
....3 hours later.... - trevah, on 08/19/2008, -0/+11It's all about the morning after compliments ... or when she's just pandering about in her PJs with no makeup on. So essentially, compliment when you think you shouldn't and don't when you think you should. This will confuse her and make her mentally vulnerable and malleable. A confused, postcomplimented woman is the best thing you can ever do for a relationship.
- overkillingness, on 08/19/2008, -0/+11I had that conversation yesterday... told her she needed more girl friends to give her that kind fashion advice...
Night # 2 of sleeping on the couch...
It was worth it... :) - inactive, on 08/18/2008, -4/+14Now that's a great title and a very accurate depiction of women.
- 3drage, on 08/18/2008, -2/+12Nothing says pathetic more than old women trying to turn back the passage of time with layers of makeup. I far respect people who age with dignity over fake plastic cougars.
- PandaChi, on 08/19/2008, -0/+10dugg for Sarah Marshall reference (just saw it, hilarious!)
- TheNakedChef, on 08/19/2008, -0/+10At least what the women get by spending time to look better is better potential partners, it can't be said the same about WoW players.
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