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- aFoxy21, on 04/27/2009, -1/+24Dude! Where's my car??
- inactive, on 04/28/2009, -0/+20My trick is to wait after closing time when every car left the parking lot except mine. Sometimes the janitor stay late, though, so I must be very patient to find which one is my car.
- nalguita, on 04/28/2009, -0/+16I ***** love the human body (mechanically speaking) it's so beautifully complex and I would say, almost perfect. Goddamn science is the *****.
- sbcea, on 04/27/2009, -0/+9Where's your car dude?
- oda1, on 04/28/2009, -0/+8One time, me and my 3 friends lost my car in an indoor parking lot. One of them was carrying an air-conditioner the whole time, another was eager to get to his parents' anniversary, and the female of the group was worried that the fish she'd been carrying would die.
- s4g4n, on 04/28/2009, -1/+9or just get the iphone app that marks your car by GPS.
- Kahnza, on 04/28/2009, -0/+6I have a simple solution... park in roughly the same spot every time. Works great for me.
- 471776, on 04/28/2009, -0/+5Me too. The more I study it the more intricate and well structured it seems. It's amazing how the unconscious forces of evolution have created such complexity that utterly surpasses anything we can create ourselves. Okay, evolution has had 3.5bn years to play with, but the human body is by far the most efficient self-contained machine I've ever seen. And that applies to all life really.
To quote xkcd:
Science. It works, bitches. - BallistiCrayon, on 04/28/2009, -2/+7I love ***** the human body
- crispa1970, on 04/28/2009, -0/+5i'm guessing that you do.
- lostlo, on 04/28/2009, -0/+5Complex, yes. Perfect? Are you nuts? I agree with your sentiment, and have certainly felt that way at times. But don't you have those moments where you think, only evolution could have done this shoddy patched-together job. Things I learned in anatomy were all the proof I needed that I definitely wasn't designed by some intelligence. If I was, the designer is fired. :)
I agree with you, though, it is pretty awesome how all the little tweaks that were implemented over the years all fit together. Since it's too complex for us to even fully understand, let alone replicate, it does seem almost magical. Even when you know it's not magic, just science. - Otnehs, on 04/28/2009, -1/+6Dude you got a tattoo.
- Lefts, on 04/28/2009, -0/+5People use other methods to get back to their car if they can't remember. They tend to park close to a specific place, a store or some building, that is important to them for some reason. Parking decks are avoided, or the same floor of a parking deck used (like the top floor all the time, or any other floor for reason of convenient exit/entry). They then use reverse thinking to think where they would have likely parked.
The biggest problem with these people is when they are in a city. Anybody who avoids city or city-like areas (uniform with lots of parking decks, similar looking buildings, hard to find parking) may say it's because they get lost or confused, because it's generally harder to find a likely place to park, since opportunity likely dictates parking rather than convenience. - slysamba, on 04/28/2009, -1/+5Dude.
- Garofoli, on 04/28/2009, -1/+5What's mine say?
- DirtPile, on 04/28/2009, -2/+6If you can't remember where you parked your car, then you shouldn't be driving one.
- Rogor, on 04/28/2009, -1/+5This actually happened to me once at a large shopping center after a movie date, neither of us could remember any details about where we parked the car and after 45mins of wandering around aimlessly ended up reporting it stolen. Eventually we were notified 3-4 months later where it was and to come pick it up. No drugs or alcohol involved.
- wannaBdug, on 04/27/2009, -1/+4Today I have no brain - foggy Monday
- jessenoob, on 04/28/2009, -0/+3HAHA YOU'RE FUNNY
- DirtyBinLV, on 04/28/2009, -0/+2I take a phone picture of the isle sign near my car when I park at the airport. I learned that trick from my friend that takes a phone pic of his room number at hotels.
- carlosos, on 04/29/2009, -0/+2That's why I hate Walmart. Damn those 24/7 stores! ;-)
- drmsux, on 04/28/2009, -1/+3Hmm.. that's what the keyfob is for? Press 'Panic' and listen?
- lucfreder, on 04/28/2009, -0/+2It usually translates into me wandering around aimlessly for fifteen minutes.
- Kriztov, on 04/28/2009, -0/+2Shibby!
- DirtPile, on 04/28/2009, -1/+2Chinese fooooooood!
- 883XL, on 04/30/2009, -0/+1"Dude, My Car Is Not Where I Parked It, But Praise Allah We Are Not Hurt!"
- christof53, on 04/28/2009, -0/+1"Hey, this isn't where I parked my car..."
- Grikkith, on 04/28/2009, -0/+1Sweet!
- unr8d, on 04/28/2009, -0/+1Now what's mine say?
- steger, on 04/28/2009, -1/+2Sweeeeetttt
- Long189, on 04/28/2009, -2/+2Can't wait till they make a pill that will help me find my keys
- PeTiNgA, on 04/28/2009, -2/+1I probably don’t have those parts of the brain…
- euro22, on 04/28/2009, -3/+1(citation needed)
- Sejes89, on 04/28/2009, -8/+2Wher did I leave my comment?
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