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- schabrat14, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16and the award for awesomely off topic comment goes to......
*Hands liquidnight the gold DIGG*
Goodjob buddy :P - Dradis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14"Semen Washer
What they do: Take semen samples under microscopic observation to study their sperm count, then spin, separate, add preservatives and freeze the samples for in vitro fertilization."
A relative of mine used to work for an organization that focused on collecting and distributing bull semen. Trust me when I say that the guys that worked in the barns who had to collect the bull semen had it WAY worse than the lab techs who dealt with the samples later. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Sounds like a job for Mike Rowe!!
- oOLiquidNightOo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12this made me think of something else:
you know those porta-johns that are typical found on construction sites etc? i know a guy that owns a company that provides those. i'm not sure of the particulars of how the filtration system works (thank you god) but he told me that they find tons of completely undigested vitamins in people's .. well, *****.
apparently, either your body doesn't need them or won't digest them properly.
anyway, yeah. - antonio97b, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Is a semen washer the same as a jizz mopper?
Or do jizz moppers aspire to be a semen washer? - there4iam, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10I'm completely overwhelmed. There's just way too much material for my immature mind to work with here.
- thewaz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8OBGYN
(d-o-g-o-b-g-y-n) - rawdog79, on 10/12/2007, -0/+71. Manure Inspector
2. Orangutan-Pee Collector
3. Hot-zone Superintendent
4. Extremophile Excavator
5. Dysentery Stool Sample Analyzer
6. Semen Washer
7. Volcanologist
8. Carcass Cleaner
9. Fistula Feeder
10. Corpse-Flower Grower - TenebrousX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3This is obviously a rip-off of Popular Science's annual list of the worst jobs in science
- thenativeraver, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Just incase you don't know...
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/7479/Wonder_Showzen_D_O_G_O_B_G_Y_N.html - Urusai, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Most of these aren't jobs, they are tasks within a field. Nobody has a file in HR with "Semen Washer" at the top of their application. It would be like calling a prostitute an Anal Receiver, when she performs all manner of services.
- Ramble, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3No, it smells like rotting flesh.
- flave, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2That's also not contained in the field of sciences. At least, I hope it's not.....
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2http://www.nastystart.org/images/news/worstsciencejobs09162003.jpg
^ That corpse-flower is one of the dirtiest?! - jo42, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2http://www.discoverychannel.ca/dirtyjobs/ is all you need.
- thehans, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1These jobs are not that dirty, I would pick any of these jobs over Tub-Girl's profession. If you don't know who Tub Girl is, leave it at that and ignore this comment.
- returnofmalv, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I wonder what their professional-sounding title equivalents are.
- bradp25, on 09/26/2009, -0/+1Whole bunch of jobs & careers at: http://www.lifequotz.com/sitemap.html
- madcityman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1While 'smelly' what they fail to mention is that these plants only bloom and produce 'the smell' once every several years or so. The odor only lasts a few days. We've had a couple bloom at the University of Wisconsin here over the last few years. People lined up out the door and waited for long periods of time just to see the massive blooms.
http://www.news.wisc.edu/titanarum2005/facts.html - ulcards2033, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1But now you've peaked my curiosity, I can't just ignore it. Please tell me.
- lane.montgomery, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Even worse yet would be combinations of those jobs. *shudders*
- lord138, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I agree. http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/806ffb24a5f27010vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html
Thats from last year, they've had list for a few years now. - nexah3, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Can you imagine your 10 year high school reunion telling all your old classmates that your a Semen Washer?
- Yashu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I have noticed this with umm... my allegra allgery medicine I used to take. I beleive what your friend is seeing, are time release substrates... the medicine is absorbed from that over time as the thing makes it's way on through.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Lame-o-rama.
- Hegemony, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1"What they do: Perform maintenance work for bio-safety labs that study lethal airborne pathogens, for which there is no known cure. Their work enables scientists to study the nature of disease-causing organisms, such as anthrax."
Too bad anthrax doesn't actually fall into that category. Even inhalation anthrax can be cured with aggressive antibiotic treatment. Only weaponized anthrax can stay in the air for extended periods of time as well. - Amadeus2490, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1But what if that's her specialty?
- MalcolmG, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
- Stanislaw J. Lec - CaptObvious, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Was it the first sentence that clued you in, Sherlock?
"Since 2003, Popular Science magazine has released an annual report detailing the "Worst Jobs in Science."" - ieddiew, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1Where is the science advisor job for Bush government?
- procdaddy, on 10/12/2007, -10/+3Borat does all of the above.


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