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- agentsrecord, on 04/09/2009, -1/+104Bananas, *****. It's all about bananas.
- hoju7887, on 04/09/2009, -1/+72Them chimps aint panzees....
- dgaspard, on 04/09/2009, -5/+75A retarded man has the strength of 10 men. Which is the equivalent of one chimpanzee. So if you ever see a retarded chimpanzee, you turn and run. That thing is a borderline superhero.
-daniel tosh - nahsrocketeer75, on 04/09/2009, -2/+41Me, I think they're juicin'.
- ScottMcIntyre, on 04/09/2009, -5/+41I wonder if they use monkey bars at the gym?
- AZExile, on 04/09/2009, -0/+32and if you ever come across a retarded chimp.... RUN
- ScottMitchell, on 04/09/2009, -1/+32While I can't comment on primate penis size, I have read a bit about primate testicle size. Chimps have higher ratio of testicle size to body weight than humans, yet gorillas have a much smaller ratio. Chimps live in a social structure where many males have sex with a female in estrus, so there is an evolutionary advantage to producing gobs and gobs of sperm and being able to deliver large ejaculates. Gorilla societies are harems. There's one dominant male that has monopolized procreation. Therefore, a gorilla does not need mammoth sized testicles.
Humans are an interesting mix. In theory we live in a monogamous society, so small testicles would seemingly suffice, but in practice there is a fair amount of adultery. Hence our medium-sized testicles.
In closing, I think more high schoolers would take an interest in biology if they understood that the science involves monkey sex and testicle size. - Coffeedemon, on 04/09/2009, -3/+30Are you busy this afternoon?
- TsuruchiBrian, on 04/09/2009, -4/+28Chimps may be 4 times stronger than us, but their penises are only 3 inches long and the diameter of a pencil. So you can take comfort in that as a chimp is tearing your face off.
Women should still panic appropriately in the event of a chimp face tearing. - jemka, on 04/09/2009, -1/+24You have monkey bars at your gym? I think you're talking about the playground.
- mywhitenoise, on 04/09/2009, -0/+23Yeah right...then how does that explain that us digg users are 4x weaker than most humans?
- carinishead, on 04/09/2009, -0/+23So basically it's saying that we're not as strong not because of a lack of muscle mass or certain structure, but because our nervous systems don't allow us to be? I feel like this would help explain those miraculous feats of strength in extreme situations where humans lift cars or something in a burst of adrenaline. We have the ability to be incredibly strong, but it takes a special circumstance for our nervous systems to give up control and let us exert 100% of our strength.
- SkippyDoorknob, on 04/09/2009, -2/+24I hate every ape I see...
from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z... - jonesyno, on 04/09/2009, -0/+20Never go full-chimp.
- frequentFlyer, on 04/09/2009, -0/+19That was a very nice report, Johnny. You may sit down.
- Trekhawk, on 04/09/2009, -1/+17I demand a congressional investigation and hearing on this. We must maintain the integrity of the zoo!
- aiko, on 04/09/2009, -0/+16But Hollywood on their moral high horse won't make a movie about a retarded chimp. Unless you count a Vin Diesel movie.
- Ades, on 04/09/2009, -4/+20RAW FOOD! RAW STRENGTH!
- Coffeedemon, on 04/09/2009, -0/+15They don't mention that chimps also have incredibly dense bones, their muscle connection points are different and they have longer limbs/muscle fibers which all contribute to their strength.
- inactive, on 04/09/2009, -2/+17Constant masturbation.
- IHOLDMYPOOPIN, on 04/09/2009, -6/+20Retards posses this same strength. Study them too.-
- RumpleForeskin3, on 04/09/2009, -1/+14UFC 98
Tito Ortiz vs Johnny Chimpo - l034me, on 04/09/2009, -2/+15fap fap fap
/power up - CATSCEO2, on 04/09/2009, -1/+14POWERTHIRST!
- pennvneff, on 04/09/2009, -1/+13I want retarded chimp strength
- reefsurfer226, on 04/09/2009, -0/+12AHHHHH!!!!!
400 BABIES
KENYANS! - Blisshead, on 04/09/2009, -0/+12I was actually hoping for such a drug, but your dystopian view has given me pause.
- shoyurx, on 04/09/2009, -0/+11Exercising doesn't create more muscles, it just makes the existing ones bigger. So you aren't dividing up the number of neurons. Trust me, I'm a licensed Digg M.D.
- Coffeedemon, on 04/09/2009, -1/+12The fact that they've been seen to lift weights much greater than a human can would indicate that they are stronger. Inhibition has nothing to do with it. You're confusing it with what some humans have been capable of under the effects of a major adreneline rush due to fear or stress.
- inactive, on 04/09/2009, -0/+10I monkey see what you monkey did there.
- frequentFlyer, on 04/09/2009, -0/+10They're jacked, for sure.
- mikembley, on 04/09/2009, -2/+12Say that to his FACE.
- Gee1004, on 04/09/2009, -1/+11They climb and swing through trees. It's called exercise
- duncan202, on 04/09/2009, -0/+9I won't digg you down.. But I'm not sure this was necessary. I know I wish I hadn't read it. Why were you reading about this again?
- mrseptic, on 04/09/2009, -0/+9Your knowledge of primate junk is most impressive.
- walgman, on 04/09/2009, -3/+12The monkey tore her to shreds. She lost her hands, lips, eyelids etc. Well worth a little reading up on.
What did they expect though keeping a wild animal and giving it drugs. Idiots. - yankpats, on 04/09/2009, -0/+8It's the same reason that retard strength exists and PCP rages are possible.
- Daxx22, on 04/09/2009, -0/+8Speak for yourself, there isn't a jar lid in existence that can resist my grip.
- jonesyno, on 04/09/2009, -0/+8Almost as funny as the time dgaspard posted it above you.
- Phoenix99, on 04/09/2009, -1/+9MUSCLEMILK!!!!
- smuirhead, on 04/09/2009, -0/+8"Only under very rare circumstances are these limits bypassed—as in the anecdotal reports of people able to lift cars to free trapped crash victims."
Only when gamma radiation levels are high enough - EndouOuto, on 04/09/2009, -1/+8They are very active in their environment so they are fit. Plus they don't sit on their
rumps all day making snarky comments on digg - kd420, on 04/09/2009, -0/+7Makes sense to me. It's just a different evolutionary route, one species evolved for strength and the other for precision. What I find interesting is when I usually think of the differences between us and chimps, I only think of mental differences (mostly). But if a chimp had the same intelligence as me, what would it still not be able to do? Would a chimp struggle to use a pen much more than a human child learning to write?
- danwallace, on 04/09/2009, -2/+9Nobody counts Vin Diesel movies.
- ngmcs8203, on 04/09/2009, -0/+6and their insatiable appetite for human eyeballs.
- skyshock1, on 04/09/2009, -0/+6Electrolytes
- MikeFromAmerica, on 04/09/2009, -0/+5If you criminalize the superhuman strength drug, only criminals will have the superhuman strength drug.
- EndouOuto, on 04/09/2009, -1/+6Shoo shoo retarded chimp.
- matthekc, on 04/09/2009, -0/+5It's what plants crave...
- whatever01, on 04/09/2009, -0/+5Rosey Grier, defensive lineman, 2 time hall of famer, 44.5 sacks -- also famous for his needlepoint.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosey_Grier -
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