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24 Comments
- MattFid, on 06/26/2008, -0/+9"It has other ways to make someone smile." Would it have to do with the two, giant, black dildos on each arm?
- HuskyPuzzle, on 06/26/2008, -0/+8Cleaning is one thing, but I don't care how old I get -- I'll never be down to have a robot give me physical exams. Would you put your nuts in a metal claw and cough? No thanks.
- bstory, on 06/26/2008, -0/+7I want one too but can I get mine with a vagina?
- nickfartzone, on 06/26/2008, -1/+8i'd like to get one of these for my Grandma, she always wants me to visit her.
- ineedunderscore, on 06/26/2008, -1/+8WANT!
- AmyVernon, on 06/26/2008, -2/+8too cool!
- tyshro, on 06/26/2008, -1/+5My 5 year old thinks that robots should do stuff like drive cars and wash dishes so adults can pay more attention to kids.
- ChronicColonic, on 06/26/2008, -1/+5I read the headline as "The Real WALL-E: Cutting Edge Human Assailant". Who wouldn't have a need for one of those?
- mulge, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4With this, who will need a home health care aide?
- limevelyn, on 06/27/2008, -0/+4Wow....I wouldn't mind having one myself!
- asskicker32, on 06/26/2008, -1/+5DAMMIT: I misread the title as "...Cutting Edge Human Assassin..." and got super excited.
- louiebaur, on 06/26/2008, -1/+4That is really cool!
- inactive, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3Welcome to 2020 even though that one robot was in a movie in the late 80s. So I guess we could settle for Welcome to 2008.
- MrSarcasm, on 06/26/2008, -1/+4Was I the only one to read it as "Cutting Edge Human Assassin, uBot-5 "? And if yes, don't bother answering.
- inactive, on 06/26/2008, -1/+4And where can I get one?
- inodes, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3This is what happens when robots help the elderly....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHlMzPSElV8 - inactive, on 06/26/2008, -1/+3I need an assistant.
- WallsOfPeril, on 06/26/2008, -2/+4Why is Mike Myers controlling the robot?
- haikuFU, on 06/26/2008, -1/+2He also claims to be fully functional. Great for grandma!
- asskicker32, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1wow. I need some coffee or a nap or soemthing. I misread this comment as "Ill never go down on a robot..."
- inactive, on 06/26/2008, -3/+3Can they make it look like a hot women?! :-)
- squishee, on 06/27/2008, -1/+1"Sorry we're late. You know how the kids hate old people."
/kids in the hall brain candy - MattFid, on 06/26/2008, -4/+2I want one that smells like your Grandma. Mmmm....
- tunafizzle, on 06/26/2008, -3/+1Oh I'll visit your grandmother, i'll visit her real good... with some flowers and my ***** AT HER FRONT DOOR. HA! After all, women love flowers and I'm sure the pet chicken could keep her company.


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