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Study Reveals Why Monkeys Shout During Sex

livescience.com — Female monkeys may shout during sex to help their male partners climax, research now reveals.

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  • inactive, on 12/20/2007, -1/+140"They found when shouting occurred, thrusting increased. In other words, hollering led to more vigorous sex."

    I think most of us found that out in college.
  • GeneralFailure0, on 12/20/2007, -1/+110I thought monkeys yelled when they did pretty much everything.
  • MaxMWood, on 12/20/2007, -4/+105My wife shouts at me all the time but its not to help me climax.. shes just one moody cow!
  • angusm, on 12/20/2007, -3/+103So how do you say "Oh God! Yes! Yes! YESSSSS!" in monkey language?
  • torrzilla, on 12/20/2007, -0/+95The female monkey is screaming "Hurry up, already. I don't want a bunch of humans with clipboards staring at my ass all day."
  • tyfighter, on 12/20/2007, -2/+88I'll have what she's having.
  • inactive, on 12/20/2007, -1/+71What, ***** a monkey?
  • kaelyiesta, on 12/20/2007, -0/+62Oooh oooh! Aah! Aah!
  • MaxMWood, on 12/20/2007, -3/+64Wish I could teach my wife to do that..
  • yohan, on 12/20/2007, -1/+59Do you have any idea how long it took for me to train this monkey... to suck my dick... without peelin' it?
  • cmccool, on 12/20/2007, -0/+51[Counting monkey pelvic thrusts is admittedly "quite weird, but it's science," researcher Dana Pfefferle, a behavioral scientist and primatologist at the German Primate Center, told LiveScience. "You get used to it."]

    hahaha!
  • buildbyflying, on 12/20/2007, -1/+50monkey sex = good science.
  • sajnikanth, on 12/20/2007, -1/+49FTA - To see if yelling resulted from how vigorous the sex was, the scientists counted the number of pelvic thrusts males gave and timed when they happened.

    Dugg
  • AllenS, on 12/20/2007, -0/+41Why are you wondering? Are you planning on doing a monkey?
  • terencec, on 12/20/2007, -2/+39what an awesome job the researchers have, watching monkeys ***** each other all day long and taking notes
  • NorCal05, on 12/20/2007, -0/+29So monkeys fake it too?
  • dagnabbit, on 12/20/2007, -4/+31Actually it was me that taught her to keep the noise down.
  • Lane, on 12/20/2007, -1/+24"Without these yells, male Barbary macaques (Macaca sylvanus) almost never ejaculated, scientists found."
    I have but one word to describe this.....envy : (
  • mortigon, on 12/20/2007, -1/+22She must suck in bed...

    "You know sweety, I've been doing a little experiment. Since I've been screaming your thrusts have increased in speed, by almost 50% in 2 minutes!"

    "I just lost my boner"
  • nyx210, on 12/20/2007, -0/+18It's really just an excuse for scientists to watch animal porn
  • mortigon, on 12/20/2007, -0/+18Well... if your username is actually your first, middle initial, and last name, then you better hope your wife doesn't visit digg!
  • ntdesign, on 12/20/2007, -1/+18http://www.metacafe.com/watch/762373/monkey_sex/
  • latrosicarius, on 12/20/2007, -0/+16She already does. It's called "faking" it.
  • gllopc, on 12/20/2007, -2/+18Oh my Darwin. OH MY DARWIN!!
  • joewashere, on 12/20/2007, -4/+19just to get it out of the way.

    "pics or it didnt happen"
  • endlessoul, on 12/20/2007, -1/+15The comedy outweighs the creepy in your post.

    Well played, sir.
  • GliTCH82, on 12/20/2007, -0/+11Don't worry, you'll find a hot monkey girl one day that will drive you bananas.
  • benska, on 12/20/2007, -2/+132 monkeys 1 cup
  • blitzer, on 12/20/2007, -1/+11Who, the monkey?
  • blitzer, on 12/20/2007, -0/+10Bananas?
  • mortigon, on 12/20/2007, -0/+9if you could get a nice grant and get paid to study something stupid, you would do it too
  • latrosicarius, on 12/20/2007, -0/+9"Their exact function, if any, has remained heavily debated"

    _heavily_ debated? Really?
  • Iwantawii, on 12/20/2007, -1/+10Why don't we ask Ms. Angusm

    0_o
  • kinerry, on 12/20/2007, -0/+8In other news:
    Monkeys also yell when the throw ***** at you
  • inactive, on 12/20/2007, -0/+8Screamer
  • centran, on 12/20/2007, -0/+7The best line of the whole article.
  • inactive, on 12/20/2007, -0/+7vids or it didnt happen
  • rexamafex, on 12/20/2007, -1/+8anyone else think that its kind of the same for humans....?
  • zolaar, on 12/20/2007, -0/+7No, his porn star name is probably something even better, like William Civic Center..
  • benska, on 12/20/2007, -0/+7Next up: "Study shows that female monkeys yelling during Pantein Pro-V commercials sells more monkey Shampoo"
  • inactive, on 12/20/2007, -2/+9Pizzler*
  • Dustmuffins, on 12/20/2007, -0/+6Not cool, nor funny.
  • Naryuu, on 12/20/2007, -0/+6they couldve tested this on humans... same deal for us.
  • MarkKezner, on 12/20/2007, -0/+6No *****. Humans do the exact same thing.
  • GliTCH82, on 12/20/2007, -0/+6Yeah, we humans usually call that a "dead *****".
  • hendrixlives64, on 12/20/2007, -1/+6clearly, the group of scientists conducting this experiment were comprised explicitly of virgins.
  • Eira, on 12/20/2007, -0/+5That's why I shout during sex.
  • Nikonian, on 08/17/2008, -0/+5hehe, you said hard
  • centran, on 12/20/2007, -0/+5did that monkey do the quick sniff test before going in?
  • Myztry, on 12/20/2007, -0/+5Morticians and animal sex 'scientists'. Both way too interested in forbidden sex for my liking.
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