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- poogy21, on 11/16/2008, -10/+133***** get into fights.
***** get facial scars.
Girls like *****.
Girls like men with facial scars. - d2002, on 11/15/2008, -5/+108Chicks dig pirates.
- Romax, on 11/15/2008, -3/+101Must find knife!
- zadadka, on 11/16/2008, -1/+81On your face?
Christ, that WAS a botched.circumcision.
....unless you're a d*ckhead ;) - GalacticRerun, on 11/16/2008, -1/+70Chicks dig scars. Yes we already knew this. That's why it's a popular phrase.
- jpinsk, on 11/15/2008, -3/+67http://awordlessordinary.files.wordpress.com/2008/ ...
what a hunk - hamobu, on 11/16/2008, -9/+68You know what else girls like? Bitterness!
- aenima987, on 11/16/2008, -0/+51you can say ***** this is the internet
- Flappy3, on 11/16/2008, -0/+47How about a scar from a botched circumcision?
- hamobu, on 11/16/2008, -2/+48.001 chance? That's excellent! All I have to do is cry 1000 times and my wife will have sex with me.
- acrodev, on 11/16/2008, -0/+43Apply directly to forehead.
- inactive, on 11/16/2008, -3/+39Yes, but do they dig backwards b's?
- mst3kcrow, on 11/16/2008, -0/+33Putting a smile on that face?
- KrayzieKyd, on 11/16/2008, -2/+34You ever wonder how I got these scars...?
- DonJuanAussi, on 11/16/2008, -0/+30Is that a scar caused by a penis, or a scar on a penis?
I have always heard of ***** fights. - josepablos, on 11/16/2008, -3/+31first .. find a girl
- DeskFlyer, on 11/16/2008, -0/+28Why didn't anyone tell me this before???
:slashes face with straight razor: - chompysweat, on 11/16/2008, -0/+27That sounds evil. Find knife and find girl
(Remember to use it on yourself, not her) - chompysweat, on 11/16/2008, -0/+26You must be really popular with the ladies then
- Dr3w, on 11/16/2008, -0/+23Don't get your hopes up, acne-riddled diggers
- MiddleOfNowhere, on 11/16/2008, -1/+24This just in: Hot chicks dig bad guys. Sky is blue. More at 11.
- algaeturd, on 11/16/2008, -1/+23So all these acne scars from sitting around eating Hot Pockets and playing WOW in my parents' basement isn't going to help me any?
Go figure. - battletops, on 11/16/2008, -0/+22Explains why the joker is so attractive.
- TheNakedChef, on 11/16/2008, -0/+21When you look at person you don't know their story behind the scar, imagination fills in the blanks, especially with females, their imaginations run wild. That's why a guy with a scar has a real story behind him, unlike someone without who has the same story behind him as countless other guys on the street. It's something that will make the guy stand out of the crowd.
- inactive, on 11/16/2008, -0/+21duckhead - quack!
- 3rdDay, on 11/16/2008, -0/+20At least the rifle was the right way round.
- ryan850, on 11/16/2008, -0/+19Yeah, uhh, that's what they say. My scar had nothing to do with living in the moment or my ability to take more pain. It did however have a lot to do with getting hit in the face with a golf club. I got back up because the alternative was lying on the ground with blood dripping down my throat.
- inactive, on 11/16/2008, -0/+18They'd rather marry the rich guy, but ***** the bad boy on the side.
- Bauer22, on 11/16/2008, -0/+17Math is Power!
- 2006nerd, on 11/16/2008, -1/+18Ohhh. So, THAT explains the whole Heidi and Seal thing...
- getoffmybridge, on 05/05/2009, -0/+17So you're saying there's a chance!!!!
- Spetz, on 11/16/2008, -0/+17Nice. I've got a facial scar. Now all I need to do is talk to girls!
- chompysweat, on 11/16/2008, -3/+19They like sporting injury scars and fight scars not acne scars
- inactive, on 11/16/2008, -0/+16It's the nurse's outfit, I tell ya.
- TheNakedChef, on 11/16/2008, -0/+15There's plenty of girly men on digg.
- troopa, on 11/16/2008, -1/+16Your username is Optimus. Who were you calling a nerd again?
- polalion, on 11/16/2008, -0/+14Don't know about you, but I'd bet most men would still bang Scarlett Johansson even if she had a big scar across her face.
- rcguy69, on 11/16/2008, -3/+17A scar means adventurous? Hardly. Try car accident, sports accident, falling down stairs or victim of mugging.
- weeFred, on 11/16/2008, -0/+13Will anyone ever be able to understand women? Not only does having scars mean that you probably get into a lot of fights, it also means you're probably bad at fights.
- saketome, on 11/16/2008, -0/+13you can say internet this is the *****
- yotsukado, on 11/16/2008, -1/+14y so srs
- PatrickFlorida, on 11/16/2008, -0/+12I want to market a do-it-yourself fake scar maker. A nice looking scar for all those "temporary relationships."
- inactive, on 11/16/2008, -0/+12This conversation spiralled out of coherence and sense so fast I didn't know whether to LOL or not. But I did anyway.
- jgzman, on 11/16/2008, -0/+12If women liked bitterness, I'd never get any sleep.
- Krumm, on 11/16/2008, -1/+12Wait...it's Sars now?
For ***** sake...
/ Puts bandage on face
// Books flight to China - kernel16, on 11/16/2008, -0/+11'SCIENCE' Has spoken, you must be an anomaly!!!
- maxshanly, on 11/16/2008, -2/+13*slices face open*
- inactive, on 11/16/2008, -0/+11Yes, thankfully I wasn't quite that stupid. Close though...
- mrsmyth, on 11/16/2008, -0/+11I'm going with the eye patch.
- GorfTron, on 11/16/2008, -0/+10Short term attractiveness to women is the act of sperm shopping for strong genes. Women love the rich daddy for raising the kids, but women grab the tough guy for a quickie and possibly a better genes.
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