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- TacitusBen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I'm sorry, but where's the news here? Who doesn't want a half-man, half-ape super warior?
- themachina, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I heard Mao Tse-Tsung wanted a half-man, half-panda super-philosopher.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"what women would volunteer to have monkey sperm injected in them anyway??"
You are clearly a novice at internet porn.
Also - from the article, it would appear the attempt was to impregnate the apes rather than the humans. - PoolyMan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3God shomod, I want my monkeyman!
- cryptocom, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2hey I wonder if there was a top secret mission put together to destroy this monkeyman warrior research. i'll bet it was conducted in a top secret lab on an island off the coast of Africa. i'll bet it was a 2 person team...a studly 30-something white male in a Hawaiian shirt, and a nerdy African-American male in a lab coat providing radio assistance through an earpiece.
ok ok...so it's a FAR CRY from reality...but still a cool idea... - Otto, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Bart: "How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?"
Ms. Krabappel: "I'm sorry, that would be playing God."
Bart: "God shmod! I want my monkey-man!" - cobaltgrc, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2So this is where AIDS came from...
- pokerpundit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Let's set the scene:
Stalin: "I want ape warriors who don't need to eat."
Scientist: "OK, it's 1929. Give me $200,000 and send me to Africa and I'll build you some."
Stalin: "Here's your check."
Scientist: "Woo hooooooo. So long SUCKERS!" - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Under Stalin they also tried to reanimate dead dogs. Wtf is wrong with dictators -_-
- master_of_fm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1there was cool show called "Humanzee" on Animal Planet or Discovery Channel where there was a chimpanzee that walked upright and they explored the possibility of a human chimp hybrid. supposedly there was a hybrid created and brought to full term in the early 1900's, but a few days after birth it was euthanized because it was finally deemed unethical.
- lollerskates, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1bleggy: But they DID reanimate dead dogs. Remember that digg article with the zombie dogs? I forgot where I saw this (somethingawful forums, maybe?), but there was another video clip somewhere where they hooked up a dog head to a blood circulation device and kept it alive.
- theone3, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Wow! Really? Armed with that knowledge, I feel much worse about the social culutural and political issues that threaten to strangle todays society into a meaningless gray blob of total conformity.
At least a super-human warrior would spice up the battlefield a little. - adml_shake, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1The bigger they are.....
the easier they are to see thru the end of my scope... - dobey123, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"Monkey Butlers"
-Alex Albrecht, Diggnation Episode #0003 - July 15, 2005 - trampish, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Gee, I think if they were feasible, our Gov't wouldn't hesitate long to invest. Maybe it is something that's already being worked on...
- bdwoolman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Mike Bloomberg just ordered a batch: He said: "Make 'em smart enough to drive a bus, but too dumb to form a union."
- b1sh0p, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Supposing the project did succeed... I can only imagine a platoon of really ugly soldiers with shirts that have misaligned buttons and helmets on backwards throwing poo at each other.
- pringle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Cool if he had succeded and then stalin had used his monkey legions against the nazis then I bet hitler would have ordered the mixing of german shephard and human DNA to create counter canine-human soldier forces to the monkey legions. Then the british would have probably mixed border collie and fox DNA with human DNA to create their own version of loyal soldiers, Like that Robin hood style human-fox, Although the monkeys might just have rebelled and slaughtered the soviet army,people and goverment.
- pillfred, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"You are clearly a novice at internet porn."
nicely put. - Digg360, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Anarkast- close to 600 people. (at least)
- krustie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0http://www.fatemag.com/2005_04art1.html
- tepster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0wow..i've just learned out sick and twisted most of the digg readers are. eww
- bentheo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0let's be honest. who doesn't want a race of man-ape super warriors?
- chrism1128, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I've got 50 bucks for the first scientist that can create a half ape, half prostitute hybrid.
and a bananna for the progeny. ;) - Arramol, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0@anders - Close. You're thinking of Sauron's master, Morgoth. Unless Morgoth had Sauron do it. Can't remember. Anyway, it happened way before Sauron was dark lord.
@mancat - As far as I know, it's not possible. Organisms of different species aren't capable of producing fertile offspring. That's why Caucasians, Africans, and Asians are all considered one species despite certain differences, and chimps are considered a separate species. Still, I haven't done any research into it, so I could be wrong. - BadOmen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I, for one, welcome our Half-Man, Half-Ape Super-Warrior overlords.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0what women would volunteer to have monkey sperm injected in them anyway??
- saggygrandma, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0If only he could live to see Vin Diesel, Stalin would have been a happy man
- teamparadox, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I bow to our new (old?) monkey overlords!
- themachina, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0.. At least he did, until Charlton Heston's "damned dirty ape" line crushed the doe-eyed Stalin's dream.
- superrandomguy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"...in 1926 he was dispatched to West Africa with $200,000 to conduct his first experiment in impregnating chimpanzees."
so he got paid 200,000 to...?
"experiment log, day 1: At first, my monkey suit wasn't fooling anyone. I made a few revisions, then I blended right in."
**note** check chimpanzee gender before proceeding with
"operation chimp hump"
but seriously...did artificial insemination technology exist back then? - DewayneSmith, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Stalin wasn't insane, he was special...
"One man is a trajedy, a million is just a statistic." - Josef Stalin - dj_sea2005, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"what women would volunteer to have monkey sperm injected in them anyway??"
infirtile women of course ;)
this owuld make a perfect story line for a game of some sort. you are one of these creatures and you have super-human strength etc etc.
hmmm.... - Otto, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0dobey: Alex's mention of Monkey Butlers is also a Simpsons reference...
Bart: "And every night the monkey butlers will regale us with jungle stories."
Nelson: "How many monkey butlers will there be?"
Bart: "One at first, but he'll train others." - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0@Berkana
Aren't those dead elves that were dug up and reanimated through Sauron's evil magic? (if memory serves) - soyverde, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I think I'm going to be sick...digg+
- helzerman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I almost wish that story was true just because it would be so outrageous. Obviously, however, it is total BS.
- Kashey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Hey did someone say KING KONG already?
- bigteebo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This is like some weird plot to Castle Wolfenstein, but with monkeys, and it's Russian.
If Stalin pulled it off, Warcraft would be not a game, but reality. - cargo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0UP News-Wire
Dateline December 20, 2005
Cargo ordered the creation of a 4 breasted woman
MMMMMMMMMM, Milk!!!! - Anarkast, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Get a life! Why did this get so many diggs?! Total BS - if not who cares!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Don't we all?
- OandApartyRock, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0this is funny if its true or not.
- dbpigeon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0At the rate genetic engineering is going, this'll probably happen eventually. First, simple experiments on rats, and then probably not ape-men, but some other form of human. It would be a while after genetic tweaks on simple animals that caused elaborate things before humans got experimented on (illegally of course).
- mikesum32, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0My friend Allen Muzzle had a plan for monkey/human hybrid slaves to help him take over the world. Something like that anyway.
Mankeys. I'll never forget the mankeys. - cvrti5, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Since history repeats itself, maybe next time they will get it right...
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0@Berkana
"I just don't see how they could have an army of creatures human enough to be useful without the risk of being human enough to bitch about bad food and being bossed around without consideration."
I tend to agree. Even monkeys hate clean. - lixoo81, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Half man, half ape warriors have been part of society for many years. They can be frequently seen in the Bermondsey area of London, dragging their knuckles along the floor chanting 'MILLWALL, MILLWALL'.
- mikeyeah, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I wonder if these super monkey men would have cool uniforms. Maybe a sickel, a hammer, and a banana.
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