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- jesusfish, on 07/08/2009, -3/+107If you really want to get pregnant, you'll have to let me tape this picture of Megan Fox to the back of your head. Science says so.
- pattyme, on 07/08/2009, -0/+68Sooo, ugly chicks come with a natural condom?
- rbarnes, on 07/08/2009, -0/+65You may need a place to sleep tonight.
- surfernerd6987, on 07/08/2009, -4/+68So that explains why my fiance hasn't gotten pregnant...haha
- protogenxl, on 07/08/2009, -1/+56RAMMING SPEED!
- mparker21311, on 07/08/2009, -0/+53Women orgasm most with rich men.
Men orgasm most with hot women. - TheDudeDean, on 09/13/2009, -3/+42They had to do a study on that?
- rbarnes, on 07/08/2009, -0/+32That *would* explain why Octomom was artificially ensemenated ...
- supermario182, on 07/08/2009, -0/+32Those scientist were probably just looking for an excuse to play with chicken semen
- Layne, on 07/08/2009, -1/+28In the most simplified way ever, this is saying that you blow more load when you're turned on by a super model than when you're banging a fat chick. I'm pretty sure most people already assumed that.
- Tubal22, on 07/08/2009, -1/+27No, that stuff wouldn't even make it out of your testicles. In fact, you'd probably be puking sperm.
- truebeliever83, on 07/08/2009, -0/+25Cornwallis and O'Connor determined that males allocated "larger ejaculates to attractive females."
Didn't porn teach us this already? - anexanhume, on 07/08/2009, -2/+25Sorry, I've been trying... she's just so... ugly...
- fluidfoundation, on 07/08/2009, -1/+22how does it get there through the butt?
- crazystar, on 07/08/2009, -2/+22So do I...
- GorfTron, on 07/08/2009, -2/+21Life explained.
- Ninjapope, on 07/08/2009, -2/+20Should be:
Women "orgasm" most with rich men. - thejackyl, on 07/08/2009, -0/+16Men come harder when they're bangin' a hottie. What a discovery!!!
- borez, on 07/08/2009, -1/+14You need a trade in mate.
- inactive, on 07/08/2009, -1/+13Everyone knows this, we just decided not to tell you about it.
- Barackalypse, on 07/08/2009, -1/+13The very fact that sperm and a woman are involved means the man already won.
- KahRahTay, on 07/08/2009, -0/+12FALL BACK!!!! ITS A TRAP!!!
- inactive, on 07/08/2009, -3/+14Even sperm want nothing to do with a wild Snorlax.
- jengerer, on 07/08/2009, -0/+11FTA: "Males may alter the velocity of sperm they allocate to copulations by strategically firing their left and right ejaculatory ducts, which can operate independently," they explained.
I've never heard jizzing put in such scientific terms. - inactive, on 07/08/2009, -0/+10article needs peter north girl to girl comparison chart
- jthei, on 07/08/2009, -0/+9wut wut?
- DarkBlueAnt, on 07/08/2009, -3/+12So if some guy plowed Rosie O'Donnell, I guess the sperm would have a walking race.
- nhdw, on 07/08/2009, -0/+8Yeah, I tried too.. My sperm said screw this and started swimming the opposite way.
- densetsu23, on 07/08/2009, -0/+7You don't really 'bang' a fat chick... it's more of a squishing action.
- PowderedToasty, on 07/08/2009, -0/+6a couple well placed quotes would have made that a lot easier to read.
- Drahkir, on 07/08/2009, -1/+7I guess that would be common sense if you're sleeping with both ends of the spectrum.
- wonko33, on 07/08/2009, -1/+7Who the heck pays for those retarded research projects? Oh wait, it must be us... the tax payers.
- runeasgar, on 07/08/2009, -2/+7It travels even faster towards attractive males.
- dronkmunk, on 07/08/2009, -0/+5I was actually wondering the same thing. Isn't "attraction" subjective?
- Dugglous, on 07/09/2009, -0/+4Don't worry. My sperms are right on it and just like me, they have very low standard.
- xjeffx, on 07/08/2009, -0/+4Why are 90% of the mom's at Disneyland hideously ugly?
- ZenMojo, on 07/08/2009, -0/+3Like an electric pruner in a watermelon.
- FredFredrickson, on 07/08/2009, -0/+3My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
- MtheoryX, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3Alcohol doesn't make her look any hotter.
It just makes you care less that she's a yeti. - gameyharp, on 07/08/2009, -1/+4These are not the eggs you are looking for.
- verynegative, on 07/08/2009, -1/+4Then Megan Fox should be pregnant by now.
- jesusfish, on 07/08/2009, -1/+4Lemmiwinks shows it the way!
- MtheoryX, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3If the girl is insanely hot, mine just jumps out all on its own, sometimes before I even meet her.
Some say it's some kind of erectile dysfunction, but I don't believe them. - freshgrease, on 07/08/2009, -0/+3Like father. Like son.
- Drahkir, on 07/08/2009, -1/+4I'm not too much into fat chick porn I guess.
- greenwald, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3ah, subtle innuendo
- gthyb, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3This makes loads of sense.
- LordByr0n, on 07/08/2009, -0/+3Praise Science!
- steelreserve211, on 07/08/2009, -0/+2Then why are there so many ugly chicks on the Maury show claiming some guy knocked her up but it was another guy?
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