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- bigfatphony19, on 09/05/2008, -5/+56What about terrorists having orgasms?
- nothin2g, on 09/05/2008, -2/+51like an egyptian!
- sgxyay, on 09/05/2008, -1/+37I can spot terrorists by the type of fist-jabs they perform.
- Hincapie, on 09/05/2008, -2/+28how exactly do terrorists walk?
- DocHoliday22, on 09/05/2008, -7/+28... "War on terror"... How I mock you every night...
- oo7evan, on 09/05/2008, -4/+18The Brits have been working on this for a while:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w - AndrewDB, on 09/05/2008, -0/+14Nothing that's acceptable on MTV is acceptable in normal human society.
Shame on you for thinking it should be. - pintomp3, on 09/05/2008, -2/+15sounds more like an identification system, like bio-metrics. linking it to terrorism makes it sound like terrorists walk differently because hating freedom changes their posture.
- Phearce, on 09/05/2008, -0/+13See also, Monty Python and Ministry of Funny Walks.
- 2ptyou, on 09/05/2008, -0/+9Terrorist is just a euphemism for "every American, in about 10 years, drawing data from a database to automatically track movement of individuals once the algorithm is improved."
- cjohara, on 09/05/2008, -2/+11Oh you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a terrorist, with no time to talk.
- inactive, on 09/05/2008, -2/+10I am surprised this isn't from the onion.
- PacmanMafia, on 09/05/2008, -0/+8We stereotype, it's what this nation does best at!
- nickert0n, on 09/05/2008, -6/+14Meanwhile the Crip Walk is a socially acceptable staple on MTV.
Way to go America! - spyderfreek2k, on 09/05/2008, -1/+8Well, that is how I orgasm.
/rimshot - PhantomRogue, on 09/05/2008, -0/+7They walk like you and me.
- wissler, on 09/05/2008, -0/+6No mention of reliability. Which means that it's not very reliable. But that'll be of no concern to the wielders of the technology, all they care is that the sheep think it's high-tech.
- hobo343, on 09/05/2008, -1/+7hahah yeah right... how about we stop bombing weddings next door by accident to start out with
- jeremyduffy, on 09/05/2008, -5/+11Yeah. Terrorists. Like the ones who protest at the RNC, or the ones who expose things that embarrass the president. Those kinds of terrorists.
- Gleemonex, on 09/05/2008, -2/+7I guess the shadow really does know what evil lurks in the heart of men.
- nothin2g, on 09/05/2008, -3/+8but what if they are le tired?
- hyperionshift, on 09/05/2008, -1/+6British terrorist society training grounds?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
(Not a Rick Roll... really!) - hugolp, on 09/05/2008, -4/+9this is just stupid. buried.
- Resiroth, on 09/05/2008, -2/+7sounds very little brother-ish ( good book for teens ). I think putting gravel in your shoe would probably defeat it just like it did in the book ( varying gate. )
- inactive, on 09/05/2008, -0/+5Oh, I understand the deeper implications all to well. But then again, for the moment there discussing the use of this technology by our intelligence agencies, and those folks post 9/11 are not to picky about things such as probable cause in the first place...The entire concept of utilizing technology such as this could become pretty scary in it's actual application.
- jeffsback2223, on 09/05/2008, -0/+5it seems that all you have to do these days is justify your actions by tacking the word terrorist on to whatever immoral / illegal act you preform and you are free to trample all over constitution.
- swrostmore, on 09/05/2008, -0/+410,000 people at the RNC were peacefully marching in protest of Republican policies. Equating them all with the 1% (according to the cops) who were breaking laws just makes you look like an idiot.
- nirvanix, on 09/05/2008, -0/+4You don't understand the deeper implication - it's a tool to pick up and detain anyone without any real probable cause.
- solecize, on 09/05/2008, -0/+4that will work for about a month- then the wheelchair terrorists will take over.
- BostonStrangler, on 09/05/2008, -3/+7Since there is no legitimate terrorist threat ,and Osama is dead,how long before this technology is used to spot dissidents who disagree with the administration? FEMA camp,here I come.
- jeremyduffy, on 09/05/2008, -0/+4Ok granted. Either way, the feds don't need another way to spy on us under the guise of "terror"
- scojac, on 09/05/2008, -0/+4Haha. I thought this was from the Onion.
- pakakapa, on 09/05/2008, -1/+5sounds like total *****. what it can do is uniquely identify and track some target, the "terrorism" magic word was just thrown in to disguise its real, more generic purpose.
- Airforcefalco, on 09/05/2008, -1/+5What will they do at night?!
- swrostmore, on 09/05/2008, -0/+4bobburn that one went right over your head - 8 protesters at the RNC are literally being charged with terrorism.
- Alqutis, on 09/05/2008, -0/+4There's a special Terror-Detecting Probe that they sneak in and insert while you're asleep. Special surprise if you can guess where!
- cufford, on 09/05/2008, -0/+4Yeah...and computers are just great at filtering out SPAM email too. Constantly snagging perfectly legitimate emails and calling them criminal.
- jknevitt, on 09/05/2008, -0/+4And I expect that this new shadow analysis will have *ahem* 'other' uses:
http://digg.com/health/You_Can_Tell_a_Woman_s_Orga ... - FreshPineSent, on 09/05/2008, -0/+4But what if Bin Laden's balls fell asleep and he walks with a limp?
- CrazedLeper, on 09/05/2008, -1/+5It is destined to become the sham of the century.
- stuffradio, on 09/05/2008, -0/+4*fist jabs DocHoliday22*
You and me both bro! - nickert0n, on 09/05/2008, -1/+4The flaw in your argument is ASSuming that I think its acceptable for normal human society (Which is by the way an Oxymoron).
The network and apparently a number viewers deem it as acceptable but watching how Ahmed Akbar walks can tell you if hes a Terrorist?
I was pointing out the Bass Awkwardness of this culture. - DestroyFascism, on 09/05/2008, -0/+3Does that mean they can spot downloaders by their hunched peg legged walk?
- goffy59, on 09/05/2008, -0/+3*cough* waste of tax payer money *cough*
- theaceoffire, on 09/05/2008, -0/+3And especially like anyone the leaders don't like.
- inactive, on 09/05/2008, -2/+5I wanted to make a joke about the song 'walk like an egyptian' but i know it would just devolve into people arguing about what percentage of egyptians are terrorists
- Mpwns, on 09/05/2008, -0/+3so how many of you think this is a bad idea? how many people will be labeled and jailed for walking a certain way and not be a terrorist? i get around by bus and walking and because of that i am a fast walker will walking to fast for most people to keep up get me on a watch list? this is bs. next they will come out saying we can spot a terrorist by the way people breath or cut there hair.
- Zetsubou, on 09/05/2008, -0/+3Why is this in images?
- ncapone, on 09/05/2008, -0/+3"Me? I'm just a terrorist, you can tell me by the way I walk!"
- ginestony, on 09/05/2008, -0/+3are you freaking kidding me? Something else for the american government to put people on the terrorist watch list
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