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Seal sexually assaults a penguin

news.bbc.co.uk — An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin. The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known. Interspecies homosexual violent sex? Alriiight!

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  • BigManOnCampus, on 05/02/2008, -8/+81Rape is about power, and the seal obviously considers himself the king of the shoreline. He probably took no pleasure in it.
    • Navicerts, on 05/02/2008, -16/+10He took some pleasure in it. The seal tried to stick it's penis into that penguin - the sheer mechanics of that involve pleasure on some level (seal dick's don't flap around in the open like humans).
      • DynamiteMonkey, on 05/02/2008, -13/+8What is a don't, and how did the seal come to be in possession of it?
    • paperclipsNsoup, on 05/02/2008, -1/+39This is soooo sad...
      I couldn't stop laughing...
      • IglooBurner, on 05/02/2008, -2/+16I don't think the penguin appreciates your comment.
      • woody56292, on 05/02/2008, -1/+13rape is not funny paperclip!
        think of the penguin!

        /sarcasm
      • harbrut, on 05/02/2008, -1/+11This can't be true. There's no way it took 45min.
    • IglooBurner, on 05/02/2008, -7/+1This is no laughing matter.
    • poidh, on 05/02/2008, -2/+37***** that. I've often found myself fantasizing about raping penguins. But that's just me.
      • TekTrixter, on 05/02/2008, -0/+36Now that's taking love of Linux a little too far...
    • humperdeath, on 05/02/2008, -1/+14And he has such a hot wife, too! (Heidi Klum)
      • adamantium, on 05/03/2008, -0/+5I thought of that Seal too when I read the title.
    • Enasni1212, on 05/02/2008, -0/+7So now we need an orca to show the seal who's boss?
    • solidcube, on 05/03/2008, -0/+1It is a hate crime.
  • ArchieAndrews, on 05/02/2008, -2/+257Whatever... Like that penguin didn't know EXACTLY what was going to happen going out dressed like that.
    • anagoge, on 05/02/2008, -3/+8If I didn't know better, I'd call that penguin a slapper.
    • xedd, on 05/03/2008, -0/+2Intercourse the penguin!
    • Gudath, on 05/03/2008, -5/+0Are you kidding? Wearing a tux?
      • Owwmykneecap, on 05/03/2008, -0/+12You didn't get any on Prom night did you?
        • bradspangler, on 05/03/2008, -0/+5Well, not from a seal anyway. The sheep are a different story...
    • synaesthesia, on 05/03/2008, -0/+1Dressed like what? he was wearing a freaking tuxedo!
  • ,,|,_, on 05/02/2008, -1/+138My dog has interspecies homosexual violent sex with people's legs all the time
    • Crisender111, on 05/03/2008, -1/+1Maybe you ought to avoid all those night-outs with him.
    • Rileyluck, on 05/03/2008, -1/+1lol is it just me or does that seal just look like a rapist
    • BearinG, on 05/09/2008, -0/+1Are legs "male" ?
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    • Balks, on 05/02/2008, -18/+4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
      NOT THE PEDO-BEAR! BAD 4CHAN! BAD!
    • Dohko_Xar, on 05/02/2008, -2/+14Haha! This is the first ASCII art that really had me laughing!
    • itsgotyou, on 05/03/2008, -1/+10I thought polio has been eradicated? WTFs wrong with its right leg and left arm?
      • YourMaster, on 05/03/2008, -2/+5Think 3-dimensionally.
        • sfacets, on 05/03/2008, -4/+5So its left arm is smaller, but not its left eye?
      • chillypacman, on 05/03/2008, -0/+8He gnawed his right leg off to escape authorities who had chained him down after he was finally captured.
      • Wartz, on 05/03/2008, -0/+4His right arm is bigger and more muscular from vigorous rubbing.
    • arcanesmile, on 05/03/2008, -0/+1"Interspecies homosexual violent sex? Alriiight!"
      LMAO!!!!
  • xGuerrillaRadio, on 05/02/2008, -1/+195"The seal may have been frustrated in its attempts to find a partner"
    So am I, but it's never driven me to rape a penguin.
    • Marnault, on 05/02/2008, -0/+71Not yet at least, give it time.
    • mrmount, on 05/02/2008, -2/+3May be not if you don't have peer pressure! I think it was not the case for that poor seal.
    • Hobbes24, on 05/02/2008, -1/+14a dog sure, but a seal!?
    • heiggins, on 05/02/2008, -0/+25Really? So your saying what I do at Sea World is not normal?
    • bagboyrebel, on 05/02/2008, -1/+5Well, how many penguins do you see on a daily basis?
    • 1randomguyO8, on 05/02/2008, -0/+10The seal doesn't have the internet.
    • AnonthePyro, on 05/03/2008, -2/+3Never needed penguins, tables do the trick. And beds. And cars. And legs. Anything humpable really.
    • solidcube, on 05/03/2008, -0/+2Don't knock it til you try it. Once you go black and white, you'll never go back.
  • Hitechmods, on 05/02/2008, -4/+101Holy **** I thought Seal was married!
  • minnymoo, on 05/02/2008, -2/+22and when i get that feeling....
  • palatka, on 05/02/2008, -2/+48What a complete reversal of fortune since that Kiss from a Rose song
    • anagoge, on 05/02/2008, -5/+2Ooooh, the more I get of you the stranger it feeeeels, yeeeeeeeeeah
    • triad203, on 05/02/2008, -0/+2Yeah, Heidi's put on some weight.
      • adamantium, on 05/03/2008, -0/+2In all the right places *coughs* if you catch my drift...
  • Jovensdesciple, on 05/02/2008, -9/+39Thats hot. I wonder if Algore is out somewhere blaming this on global warming right now. "The seal was too hot guys, im totally serious."
  • rugabug, on 05/02/2008, -9/+60Did anyone else read the title and think it was talking about Seal the musician?
  • oderdigg, on 05/02/2008, -26/+9This is awesome as it proves rape is natural.
    • tsf5000, on 05/02/2008, -0/+14So is killing. That doesn't make it any better.
      • oderdigg, on 05/02/2008, -1/+5I never said rape was good, or better. Just awesome to see that nature does crazy ***** too.
    • BadseedJR, on 05/02/2008, -2/+10You've got issues, dude.
    • popfrogs, on 05/02/2008, -0/+5Ducks and some other animals consistently rape, this is just a really strange case of it. I bet that penguin doesn't walk right for a week. *rimshot*
      • RevoFM, on 05/03/2008, -0/+1Naa, the article says the Seal couldn't get it in and after 45 minutes gave up.

        "The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.

        After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report. "
  • chrissku, on 05/02/2008, -2/+8ewwwwwww
  • Thrilltone, on 05/02/2008, -9/+4Who could blame him? Have you seen Heidi Klum's knees lately?
  • seanhive, on 05/02/2008, -7/+35I thought it was the singer Seal when I read this. How awesome would that be.
  • Doublemint, on 05/02/2008, -9/+4When I read the title I thought this was about the "Kiss from a Rose" Seal. I was having a hard time understanding why he would cheat on his hot wife with a penguin
  • AngelDragon, on 05/02/2008, -4/+53Why on earth would you assault a male penguin, when you have Heidi Klum at home? Seal, you bastard sob.
  • tsf5000, on 05/02/2008, -1/+5Sounds to me like they're trying to destroy families.
  • elaxerata, on 05/02/2008, -3/+30This shouldn't happen ... let's go club em!
    • itsgotyou, on 05/03/2008, -3/+2You can find me in the club,
      bottle full of bub Look mami i got the X ,if you into takin drugs
      I'm into havin sex I ain't into makin love
      So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed
  • bloodomen13, on 05/02/2008, -0/+8I heard that penguins were frigid... maybe not.
  • TMiller68, on 05/02/2008, -1/+3....And Gloria Allred is there, Lawsuit in hand.
  • ultraJesus, on 05/02/2008, -4/+23fapfapfap
    • TekTrixter, on 05/02/2008, -4/+2Dugg for using fapfapfap instead of OGC
    • shadowmoose, on 05/03/2008, -1/+4Rule 34 never fails... ever.
  • chrissku, on 05/02/2008, -1/+5F'ing bastard. That penquin will never be right in the head.
  • jpaolini, on 05/02/2008, -0/+4Love the nicely worded photo caption...

    "The seal may have been frustrated in its attempts to find a partner"
  • PolishLogic, on 05/02/2008, -0/+55The rise of seal on penguin crime disgusts me.
    • BearinG, on 05/09/2008, -0/+1Experts are saying that GTA was a factor in the assault
  • Yupp, on 05/02/2008, -2/+0"I don't fancy Pinguins"
  • smrekar, on 05/02/2008, -7/+1like many of the others - I was thinking of the musician married to heidi klum.
  • DangerCollie, on 05/02/2008, -1/+16It's like Saturday night in West Virginia!
  • blackgrape, on 05/02/2008, -1/+7Penguins are so hot right now....
  • bradcrc, on 05/02/2008, -0/+87"But this is thought to be the first recorded example of a mammal trying to have sex with a member of another class of vertebrate, such as a bird, fish, reptile, or amphibian."

    whoever wrote this hasn't explored the kinds of websites that live in the dark corners of the internet...
    • booshack, on 05/03/2008, -0/+2While your remark is quite humorous, it's also very awesome that you completely called those "scientists" on an obviously inaccurate statement. That article would have been really weird though, if it had said "...first recorded example of a mammal OTHER THAN HUMANS...."
    • DrDabbles, on 05/03/2008, -0/+1Actually, those corners aren't really that dark. They're lit with flashy neon signs and promises of free pics.
  • PhattyPhattMatt, on 05/02/2008, -0/+4at least the head of the penguin was buried so that none of his friends could see what was going on...
    ps, what if they both wanted it? then it's ok right?
  • pprovo1, on 05/02/2008, -1/+11I mean this is just disgusting! I don't see how our government has allowed this type of sexual harassment to go on unpunished! We need laws in place IMMEDIATELY to protect these poor penguins from ravaging/horny seals!
  • whiterice0, on 05/02/2008, -2/+2That's cold!
  • mutt, on 05/02/2008, -2/+16clearly this scientist has never been to ireland!
    did you hear the irish have found a new use for sheep? wool.
    • dianebl, on 05/03/2008, -0/+3Ah, but both parties in that case are mammals.
  • Phych, on 05/02/2008, -2/+17Video or it didn't happen
  • b1177, on 05/02/2008, -0/+24Rule 34
  • TheAngryMob, on 05/02/2008, -1/+2Can't help but think of Kip Addotta's song "Wet Dream:"

    So I pulled into a Shell Station. They said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damn thing, and leave my private life out of it. Okay pal?"
    • twiztidsinz, on 05/02/2008, -2/+4So this monkey brings his car into the shop for a tune up...
      The mechanic says it's gonna be about 20 minutes so he should go across the street and grab some food.
      As the monkey is crossing the street, he sees an ice cream parlor and decides to get an ice cream cone.. he loves vanilla and ends up getting it all over his face.
      After he finishes his ice cream he heads back to the shop and finds the mechanic.
      The mechanic says to him "Looks like you blew a seal", the monkey replies "Nah... its just some ice cream".
  • qubesquare, on 05/02/2008, -1/+19Surprise sex!
  • Couchy, on 05/02/2008, -0/+8Penguin better watch his back before he drops the soap again. Bubba seal don't waste no opportunities.
  • anagoge, on 05/02/2008, -0/+14He lost his bucket, but now he has a penguin!
  • heymike, on 05/02/2008, -3/+2Raping a seal? "Heck, there is no crime in that I am trying to cut back myself."

    (for those who have seen Fletch Lives)
  • OliveStreet, on 05/02/2008, -5/+8Next thing you know, penguins and seals are going to demand the right to marriage. Do the christians know about this? We need someone to get in there violently spread the word of god!
  • Antemon, on 05/02/2008, -3/+0So you mean these scientists never saw a dog hump a person's leg or bestiality. You'd think they should but apparently...
  • harlowsmonkeys, on 05/02/2008, -4/+4What was homosexual about it? The article says the penguin's sex is unknown. Buried as inaccurate.
  • Princeamor, on 05/02/2008, -0/+3Replace the word "seal" with mom and "penguin" with dad and that's exactly what kids think when they catch their parents doing it.
  • funknjunk, on 05/02/2008, -0/+15I swear to god I thought this was gonna be The Onion when I read the title.
  • robthom, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1And I really liked his music.
  • zadadka, on 05/02/2008, -1/+58A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on.
    He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor.
    He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
    After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town.
    He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot.
    He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat.
    Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
    After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem.
    The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”
    “No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“
    • alenox, on 05/02/2008, -3/+2Ha Ha - that joke is exactly what i thought of when i saw the title!
    • jaxcs, on 05/03/2008, -0/+1How do penguins drive if they have no hands and itty bitty legs?
  • Rossimo, on 05/02/2008, -0/+6Now this is news.
  • thrallie, on 05/02/2008, -0/+12Rule 34 on porn of seals raping penguins. Thanks.
  • Leomarth, on 05/02/2008, -4/+2Just remember what all the psychologists say... rape is about power. Not sexual gratification.
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