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- HardBap, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I for one welcome our new...oh wait this isn't /.
- sonnysavage, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Dugg, simply for the witty synopsis... "ape *****"... I'm still laughing
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"Monkey Cops is filmed with the monkeys of law inforcement. All monkeys are innocent until proven guilty in a monkey court of law."
- WickedOwl, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1dugg just for the idea of monkey's in aviator sunglasses.
- Klowner, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I smell a sitcom! .. or is that just monkey cop feces?
- jafojsharp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1So, next there're going to have a Monkey Internal Affairs unit to handle all the dirty Monkey cops on the take!!!
- bertdevriese, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0this is somehting for ricky gervais' podcast's monkey news!!!!
brilliant! - floorpie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0So what's a monkey donut?
- danielrh9, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This may not be entirely scientifically accurate, but is a good start for a study. And completely hillarious.
- jabfish, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i've met a few monkey cops in my time :-/ >:-/
- jnorris441, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0If you don't stop flinging your own poo, the mayor's gonna have my ass! I'd suspend you, but you get results.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0LONG LIVE THE GREAT SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!! MORE PROOF THAT OF HIS TOUCH!!!
- kickarse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Are there monkey milf's?
- dknighton, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Sure...but what about the monkey butlers?
- super_duper, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0could we make this into a photoshop contest? : )))
- diggerphelps, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Monkey spies, too.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0065309/ - Bender1001, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0lmfao, monkey cops :D.
- diggdawg723, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Sent this into Ricky Gervais podcast on Guardian Unlimited....we'll see if Karl has a go with it in his Monkey News segment!
- karn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"It's like saying you take police out of human society, and all of a sudden people stop going to the opera, or something more important."
I find this quote really funny, does anyone else see the humor in this? - OwdenBowden, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"132 and Bush - we have him at bananna point"
We are heading over to a domestic call at the Jackson home. There have been reports of sexual Abbuse of a Domesticated monkey... I mean chimp that goes by the name Bubbles. I want the crew to stay back just in case the ***** starts flying and hits the fan." - gothicgeek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This story needs to be dugg the crap out of so it can ge on diggnation. Can someone please photoshop a monkey cop?
- CrimsonBlur, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0@breakneckridge
"Take any three monkeys out of a small group and you'll see the whole group dynamic change. Bad science = no digg."
I LOVE it when people say stuff like this about scientific research. Your comment is so dumbass obvious, do you really think the scientists themselves didn't take that into account? That would be a really huge "oops" for scientists that have surely been working in this field for years. Anyway, I find this very interesting, especially the part where they say without the police they stop all complex social interactions because, basically, they don't trust that the other groups won't attack them randomly or start an argument. That mirrors our own culture pretty well I think. - jicon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Oh!!! Chimpanzee that monkey news!
/Only because no one had posted this comment yet... - Barnstormer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Bad apes bad apes, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? - jedi0utkast, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Now CBS will premier CSI:Monkey... wait for it.
- byosko, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This doesn't even surprise me. I bet monkey cops are armed better than Canadian border patrols. They can shoot bananas at other criminal monkeys. Canadian border patrols have to run in fear at any sign of anything going on that could be possibly dangerous.
- OwdenBowden, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"So, next there're going to have a Monkey Internal Affairs unit to handle all the dirty Monkey cops on the take!!! - jafojsharp"
Did you order the code red? Did you order the Code Red?"
Damn Straight I ordered the code red. You baboons come down here in your dress whites with you bare asses showing - thinking your all that. While I eat Bananas 1000 yards from natives - all who have their sights on me... So take that Banana and shove it up your Baboon A....
And now back to
Monkey Cop Rock - cambrown99, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0you had me at 'monkey cops' - an extra special digg
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"So, next there're going to have a Monkey Internal Affairs unit to handle all the dirty Monkey cops on the take!!!"
jafojsharp
LMAO. Dirty monkey cops!!! AAAAHAHA!!! - wakaseoo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Looks like mafia rather than police
- OwdenBowden, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I will photoshop a monkey cop but I have no idea where to send it so that it gets on diggnation
- joeyjojo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0And the IDers STILL don't think we're related to monkeys. ;o)
- BubbaJones, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I dugg it just for the description!!
- akpak, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0anyone send it in to Monkey news yet? karl's gonna be very excited
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I got pulled over once by some monkey cops for speeding through the jungle
I tried to run, i mean they're freaken monekys right, anyway to make a long story short it took a week to get all the monkey feces out of my hair.I think i would rather be shot by a human cop. - leobaby, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Yeah, I like the synopsis on this one too. Digg just for that.
- battybattybatt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"..."It's like saying you take police out of human society, and all of a sudden people stop going to the opera, or something more important."
I find this quote really funny, does anyone else see the humor in this?..."
I immediately thought, "This smells like an Onion". - OwdenBowden, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"Take you stinking paws off me you Damn Dirty Ape". - C. Heston
- battybattybatt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"...this is true to some degree in all animals that hang out together... no diggity
posted by ymmotrojam (0) at 10:37 AM 1/27/06 ..."
Did you just get an A in Biology? - battybattybatt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"...Looks like mafia rather than police
posted by wakaseoo (0) at 12:00 PM 1/27/..."
There is no such thing as the monkey mafia. - Bradwerd, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"I'm sick of your loose cannon antics, McCoy hand in your feces and your little vest on your way out."
(I'm not sure why the monkey is named McCoy, but it is.) - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"I got pulled over once by some monkey cops for speeding through the jungle
I tried to run, i mean they're freaken monekys right..."
"Did you order the code red? Did you order the Code Red?"
Damn Straight I ordered the code red. You baboons come down here in your dress whites with you bare asses showing - thinking your all that. While I eat Bananas 1000 yards from natives - all who have their sights on me... So take that Banana and shove it up your Baboon Ass"
greatest. comments. ever. - mushoo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"This doesn't even surprise me. I bet monkey cops are armed better than Canadian border patrols. They can shoot bananas at other criminal monkeys. Canadian border patrols have to run in fear at any sign of anything going on that could be possibly dangerous."
How about Tropper Brooks? He must be pretty lonely up there in Oregon. - drydiggins, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Looks like a topic for Karl Pilkington's monkey news on the Ricky Gervais podcast at Guardian Unlimited.
- OBKenobi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I believe some of these monkeys have been hired to work as cops in human societies as well. There is also at least one chimp who has managed to get elected as president.
Other popular jobs for monkeys:
Broadband installers
CIA analysts
Television scriptwriters
Microsoft programmers
Dell customer support personell "Excuse me, but are you a monkey?" "Ooh ooh ahh ahh!"
Energy industry executives
Games playtesters
And ofcourse:
Whimsical animal sidekicks from the 1970s - hiro, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Yeah, can't wait for Karl Pilkington's take on this
- kickarse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0You mean like this...?
http://www.nerges.net/hosted/ape_cop.jpg - kickarse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0The Monkey Jail is where they hand over the bad monkeys to the zoo's...
- algosort, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Move over "lord of the flies", monkey cop is the new sheriff in town.
It would appear that monkeys handle the lack of authoritarian control better than some human societies... - harrisbradley, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I wonder if female monkey cops lay the smack down if you comment them on their tale.
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