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Males irrelevant to the survival of the human race

environmentalgraffiti.com — Scientists at the University of Newcastle successfully created human sperm cells using a female embryonic stem cell.

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  • wildfire, on 02/01/2008, -4/+518Maury, it's not my baby! Bitch did it to herself!
  • sotopheavy, on 02/01/2008, -23/+322Yea, maybe if you can back out of the driveway without hitting something or doing a 29-point turn.
  • taketheleap, on 02/01/2008, -6/+279just like my marriage: i'm irrelevant again.
  • Battleloser, on 02/01/2008, -12/+265Women don't need us? Ya right. Without men around it would be chaos. Pickle jars everywhere would be unopenable, spider infestations would be rampant and completly unmanageable, and lets not even get started on working the DVD players!
  • inactive, on 02/01/2008, -22/+223lesbians ftw!
  • Cerialthriller, on 02/01/2008, -7/+184so wait if you get yourself pregnant isnt that incest?
  • Error601, on 02/01/2008, -8/+175I beg to differ. Who is going to kill all the spiders and drink all the beer?
  • Uranium118, on 02/01/2008, -11/+166How do you plan to do that from a kitchen?
  • Orb9, on 02/01/2008, -11/+155I have a feeling Rosie Odonnel funded this study..
  • Sheshymaroii, on 02/01/2008, -19/+159Yeah... And who found this information out?
    Probably a Male.
    HA.. Take that... You Females would be screwed without us :P
  • SonicRush, on 02/01/2008, -6/+125OH SNAP
  • BigManOnCampus, on 02/01/2008, -11/+122Buried as innacurate, someone has to reach the top shelf, build the homes, move heavy things, and take out the garbage.
  • midoritsuru, on 02/01/2008, -29/+139Males have always been more "expendable" than females; that's why every culture up until very recent times sent men off to war rather than women; the future resides with and within women. Sorry fellas, that's just how it is. When scientists discover a way to artificially incubate fetuses, that's when women should start worrying!
  • sotopheavy, on 02/01/2008, -7/+112Oh yea! Scissor me, stem cells!
  • xsuite, on 02/01/2008, -8/+103Scientists who engineered this, turn in your penises at the door. Thanks.
  • Wade, on 02/01/2008, -3/+89I can't wait for the day when "Humans irrelevant to the survival of the human race" is headlined.
  • SigmaDraconis, on 02/01/2008, -2/+86It's not required, but neither is a sense of humor, so you would fare just fine.
  • inghamb87, on 02/01/2008, -9/+91I feel so emasculated.
  • johnnykalma, on 02/01/2008, -4/+85enjoy your lies
    there are no women on the internet
  • Zalyster, on 02/01/2008, -2/+74Oh lawdy
  • homedaddy, on 02/01/2008, -4/+75Can they create 'Y' chromosome sperm? Or will this technique not only make men obsolete but extinct?
  • sundancekid503, on 02/01/2008, -5/+74Don't worry, they'll come crying back to us as soon as they need an oil change
  • w0lfh0und, on 02/01/2008, -8/+73If they can create sperm they can create eggs too.
  • Sino, on 02/01/2008, -9/+72i buried you cuz i got bored after the first paragraph
  • Hobolord, on 02/01/2008, -3/+66Nothing but women drivers.

    Car pileups reach epic proportions, none of them would know how to work machines/ computers.

    "What's an ethernet?"

    The planet would implode within a matter of minutes.
  • KMartSheriff, on 02/01/2008, -6/+66Sure thing honey. Hey, why isn't the house vacuumed?
  • Renork, on 02/01/2008, -2/+60It would not work the same as cloning, every egg and every sperm are not identical. If they were than couples that had more than one child would make identical children every time.
  • robbh66, on 02/01/2008, -6/+58Then who would women nag?
  • inactive, on 02/01/2008, -3/+55[Citation needed]
  • CTK14A, on 02/01/2008, -2/+54...Donnie?
  • Davoucci13, on 02/01/2008, -5/+55So, whose going to make the money while she's pregnant?
  • sotopheavy, on 02/01/2008, -9/+59Men would do anything to create a way to incubate fetuses artificially. There is no reason to get women out of the picture or for women to worry. Instead they can be happy knowing they won't resemble a piece of pulled taffy afterwards. If we could prevent good looking women from getting fat and stretched out we would. This kind of thing is just around the corner hopefully.
  • CTK14A, on 02/01/2008, -6/+56Iron my shirt
  • tmoney578, on 02/01/2008, -2/+52great, just another reason for women to reject me.
  • Magnus150, on 02/01/2008, -3/+52They can't be screwed without us!

    Scissor me baby!
  • inactive, on 02/01/2008, -1/+49So it's possible for women to 'Go ***** themselves'?
  • xsuite, on 02/01/2008, -17/+61Its philosophically foolish to say he does or doesn't exist. God's existence or nonexistence is irrelevant. Get over it.
  • kingsaliva, on 02/01/2008, -38/+82God doesn't exist. get over it.
  • ClockworksNine, on 02/01/2008, -1/+44You should show us how to use Photoshop, I heard that program can remove bitter and painful memories.
  • AlienMushroom, on 02/21/2008, -0/+37it's not about reproduction most of the time. that's why we invented condom...
  • inactive, on 02/01/2008, -0/+37That is an interesting point. I'm not exactly sure how the sperm cells will be created from the female, but the production of a sex cell from any cell in a woman's body using meiosis would ONLY give rise to a haploid cell with an X Chromosome, which means that the resulting offspring between the female semen and respected ovum would be female as well, 100% of the time. Kind of a double whammy against men kind.
  • Winoria, on 02/01/2008, -41/+77Muahahaha, now we're set to take over the world!
  • scotticus, on 02/01/2008, -3/+37nah... she'll need you open a jar or fix something. We're good for a while.
  • jmeskimen, on 02/01/2008, -5/+38Don't tell me my penis is "expendable."
  • tolbs, on 02/01/2008, -2/+34Yeah but a man can't be pregnant...I don't even want to think about it
  • TopherT, on 02/01/2008, -2/+34It seems like a logical first step.
  • smurf22, on 02/01/2008, -6/+37We're irrelevant until a light bulb needs changing.
  • tenchi71, on 02/01/2008, -5/+35Sure baby, you go do that. Now get me a beer.
  • adrianmonk, on 02/01/2008, -0/+30What you're saying is that males have more baby-making bandwidth than females.
  • contradictator, on 02/01/2008, -2/+31Well, it's been a good run, but looks like the party's over.
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