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- pirlok, on 12/04/2008, -1/+222so did they also find that water is wet?
- breckinshire, on 12/04/2008, -2/+102Science: confirming stereotypes since 1832!
- 80hd, on 12/04/2008, -1/+95idiocracy :(
- cheezintern, on 12/04/2008, -1/+76In other news the sky is blue.
- TaintBrush, on 12/04/2008, -1/+69Conclusion: women suck at judgement.
- greedyemu, on 12/04/2008, -6/+73SOLUTION: Stop being such a ***** gross dork. I can see like 3 people in front of me in the computer lab (i'm in a computer science building) reading digg and they're all horribly disgusting. Honestly, start with a shower at least. *****
- hantata, on 12/04/2008, -4/+69What will they come up with next? "Cows most likely to be turned into Beef Burgers"...
- deusmacabre, on 12/04/2008, -1/+59Quite frankly I'm shocked.
- RealmDown, on 12/04/2008, -4/+51I wanna be in the control group !
- LawScholar, on 06/25/2009, -0/+41A concurrent study released after collaboration with Stanford has found that, in addition, sorority girls who drink to excess are MOST likely to have intercourse. More developments later on this stunning news break.
- LawScholar, on 06/25/2009, -2/+36Agreed entirely. I am a total tech nerd. I love my digg, my videogames, my new gadgets and phones, and I HATE gross nerds. No matter how devoted you are to something, it takes like 10-20 minutes out of your day to not smell like a dick. And I see parents wandering around with these kids unashamed! I'd rather pull an Austrian dad and stuff my kid in the cellar then let them represent my family name all nasty-assed.
- jsmunroe, on 12/04/2008, -3/+37Female nerds are hot!
- Spure, on 12/04/2008, -2/+33is that woman in the picture getting prepared for sexual intercourse?
- alex7575, on 12/04/2008, -1/+31Female nerds are hot, no way they'd be virgins!
- aolshove, on 12/04/2008, -0/+29They didn't take the "World of Warcraft Effect" into account. It knows no boundaries of sex, race, color, creed, or profession and practically guarantees a life of celibacy. I should know...
- Snoosy, on 12/04/2008, -3/+31You can't prefer computers over girls if you've never had a girl.
Nice try for a justification though. - getbusyliving, on 12/04/2008, -4/+31No kidding. Its strange how book smart intelligent people can often be so ***** clueless when it comes to simple things they could do to attract the opposite sex.
- RealmDown, on 12/04/2008, -0/+27Up the voltage.
- dagnabbit, on 12/04/2008, -3/+29If the nerds are also diggers the likelihood grows exponentially.
- kelpee, on 12/04/2008, -0/+25You can't fix stupid. - Ron White
- Cashmoney504, on 12/04/2008, -2/+27In other news cheese can melt.
- jdmzpf, on 12/04/2008, -4/+27I don't understand... why use numbers? Just so you dont have to type the extra two letters or you like looking like a 12 year old girl
- xptoast, on 12/04/2008, -1/+23I would pick a leggy geeky woman over a hott bitchy looking woman any day. At least you can have a decent conversation with someone that won't just talk about shoes or something shallow all the time.
- RealmDown, on 12/04/2008, -0/+21Hot tub research is in next years budget.
- Codeman917, on 12/04/2008, -0/+21/suspiciously eyes people in the row behind me
- BJLStorm, on 12/04/2008, -1/+22Chemistry major here. Haven't gotten any in forever. Instead, I'm writing another paper and studying for Biochemistry.
***** my life. - jonesyno, on 12/04/2008, -0/+20I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
- paganritual, on 12/04/2008, -2/+22The fact that smarter people are less likely to reproduce could mean trouble for our species.
- dannydyer1000, on 12/04/2008, -1/+19you've got a lot of work to do, missy!
- BJLStorm, on 12/04/2008, -1/+19Amen.
- getbusyliving, on 12/04/2008, -1/+19Yeah she's getting a facial.
Sorry I just had to put that out there - chompysweat, on 12/04/2008, -1/+18In the comments from that article...the science chicks who keep boasting about hooking up and how this statistic is wrong need to pipe down. This study is specifically about male science students...not female. Obviously girls could hook up in a course filled with horny tech geeks. This is important because it can help us to focus our attention on assisting the male science students to pop their cherry.
- BJLStorm, on 12/04/2008, -3/+20It's most likely because they're tried with the opposite sex and failed miserably. Because of that, they probably have given up at the whole getting laid thing and stick to their fap material. Fapping doesn't require you to smell nice. :P
- Bauer22, on 12/04/2008, -0/+17EDIT: Tell us something we don't know but want to know.
- NixiePixel, on 12/04/2008, -1/+17What about the female nerds? Discrimination!!
- benderillo, on 12/04/2008, -3/+19Any female art students in here?
- ACiDGRiM, on 12/04/2008, -0/+15#su -
Password:
#apt-get girlfriend
#service girlfriend start
#girlfriend --config --willing
WARNING: Running girlfriend with the option --config and --willing will rm -rf the folder virginity and all of it's contents
do you wish to continue [yes]
#virginity removed
#man girlfriend
manual not found - chompysweat, on 12/04/2008, -0/+15...and he liked it
- elhaf, on 12/04/2008, -0/+15Oh sure, all you hot chicks are always claiming to be nerds.
- inactive, on 12/04/2008, -0/+14@sgt
do you look good in a dress and a wig? :P - matt.rubin, on 12/04/2008, -1/+15I put on my Wizard cap and Robe.
- rsHoratio, on 12/04/2008, -1/+15is that why most them are on digg? because they have so much free time now that they are millionaires?
- t0x2c, on 12/04/2008, -0/+14Mitch Connor (sgtbutterscotch)
A chap from Atlanta (US) who joined Digg on June 6th, 2007 - groo68, on 12/04/2008, -0/+14I think he's had enough.
- sgtbutterscotch, on 12/04/2008, -0/+14I just wanted people to look at my profile. Muahahaha.
But only because I'm a lonesome virgin. Wait, I just realized that sending Diggers to my profile probably won't help that virgin part of me. :( - webkami, on 12/04/2008, -3/+16I apologise for this British unfunny version of The Onion.
- KicktheDonkey, on 12/04/2008, -0/+13That, and since they're always around geeks and nerds, they have their pick.
- TTURabble, on 12/04/2008, -1/+14Isn't this the pot calling the kettle black?
A bunch of nerds doing a study that says nerds don't get laid. - Sickality, on 12/04/2008, -0/+13He kissed a horse just to try it...
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