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- oo7evan, on 09/11/2009, -2/+44I was recently on safari in Tanzania. This is all hippos do. All day they sit in the water, in big groups and piss and ***** all over each other. Not the most exciting animals to watch.
Also I never saw four of them sit in a circle and mindlessly chomp at small objects, much to my dismay. - KibblesnBitts, on 09/11/2009, -2/+25Hippos are ***** dangerous.....and hungry
- digitalArtform, on 09/11/2009, -2/+19Damn hippies. Get a job.
- gordonp, on 09/11/2009, -0/+11They call me the hiphop-potamus
My lyrics are bottomless... - stuffradio, on 09/11/2009, -0/+10Did you try throwing marbles at them? I don't think they work without one.
- Sewermutt, on 09/11/2009, -8/+17They're all resting because they are worn out from the massive orgy.
- MacBookForMe, on 09/11/2009, -1/+10Was that a Hippo-groupie?
- anatraj, on 09/11/2009, -0/+8maybe you can try it and let us know how that works out for you?
- kinn21, on 09/11/2009, -1/+8Lots of unnecessary. Punctuation, in the title.
- Xzelick, on 09/11/2009, -0/+7Hippos kill more people per year than any other non-insect animals
- iamdak, on 09/11/2009, -0/+5I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal.
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that?
... Steve - codyman, on 09/11/2009, -0/+5hungry-hungry
- Sergej, on 09/11/2009, -0/+4Wouldn't it be awesome to run across that?
- PowderedToasty, on 09/11/2009, -0/+3I've heard that the myth of cow tipping is itself a myth. I think someone should call the Mythbusters.
- HallenbeckJoe, on 09/11/2009, -0/+3reminds me of a classic:
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. - Damion67, on 09/11/2009, -0/+3Pfff! We all know the Mythbusters is just a myth
- inactive, on 09/11/2009, -0/+3Crikey! Hippos kill more people than crocs.
- zorton213, on 09/11/2009, -0/+2Awww... that's almost adorable
- inactive, on 09/11/2009, -1/+3Cow tipping is a myth.
- Artology, on 09/11/2009, -4/+6I have such an urge to wake them up! WITH FIREWORKS!!....god im a *****..
- abk0110, on 09/11/2009, -0/+2Take THAT bears!
- master69better, on 09/11/2009, -4/+6They're camping outside an Apple store
- KevinRosa, on 09/11/2009, -0/+2Top Right Happy Hippo
- suzannethetiger, on 09/11/2009, -0/+2I saw this in person when I was in Tanzania. It's awesome. As you approach, they look like smooth boulders in the water.
- phyx726, on 09/11/2009, -0/+2Hiphop Anonymous?
- reverant, on 09/11/2009, -3/+5Who would digg that down? That's one of the best comments I've seen on digg this month!
- aparatoc, on 09/11/2009, -0/+1I like them big.. I like them Chunky!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scv55gN_mJ8&fea ... - abk0110, on 09/11/2009, -0/+1A comma goes after "THAT" in my comment.
- Alabaster1234, on 09/11/2009, -0/+1I also like to note how their sweat is in fact a better sunscreen than most sunscreens.
- donkz, on 09/11/2009, -2/+3This is cool because the picture if full of really cool oppotamuses
- Luciapalooza, on 09/11/2009, -1/+2Their faces say "I'm sweet" although they can seriously ***** someone up.
- jerrdalton, on 09/11/2009, -1/+2I bet the smell is unbearable. Those things reek.
- okgenius33, on 09/11/2009, -0/+1Is it just me or are they all smiling?
- abk0110, on 09/11/2009, -0/+1I think that's an event in MXC.
Remember that show? - LastVisibleDog, on 09/11/2009, -1/+2I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door, that's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too
Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian
There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too! - DecoyQ, on 09/11/2009, -0/+1RIP Mitch
- Hctv19, on 09/11/2009, -0/+1Hippos are only fat because they love starchy and unhealthy foods, such as noodles an soda pop. Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naYVZs9Ymhc
- GeordieRacer, on 09/11/2009, -0/+1Anyone wanna run right over the top of them?
- SammyboyKIDDAH, on 09/11/2009, -0/+1lol its actually true.. i wanna gonna say that :(
- funkkyhippo, on 09/12/2009, -0/+1I thought that was hilarious. Reading that aloud made my day. Don't know why you got dugg down.
- Catchpen, on 09/12/2009, -0/+1That's a ***** load of really cool Opotamuses.
- funkkyhippo, on 09/12/2009, -0/+1I'm the gray one with the little ears.
- SammyboyKIDDAH, on 09/11/2009, -0/+1Sure would, just don't fall over!
- TheSummerWind, on 09/11/2009, -0/+1Back to the pile!
- WafflesID, on 09/11/2009, -0/+1DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL!! WITH NASTY....BIG....POINTY TEETH.
- dVerge, on 09/11/2009, -0/+1Anytime hippos are mentioned I'm compelled to state that fact.
- stuffradio, on 09/11/2009, -1/+1Henry?
- uptwolait, on 09/11/2009, -1/+1That thumbnail looked oddly sexual. Then I clicked the link. Geez, a bunch of fat sleepy hippos.
Fap fap fap. - OneManArmy, on 09/11/2009, -2/+2Submitter likes the word hippos
- zeeshan708, on 09/11/2009, -1/+1I didn't know there were soooo many of them in Tanzania!
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