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- Ryetronics, on 10/12/2007, -3/+64I HEARD TYPING IN ALL CAPS RAISES YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE IMMENSELY.
- D4V1S, on 10/12/2007, -1/+39The three biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Gender
2. Weight
3. Smoking
WTF?! i have to lose weight, quit smoking weed, and get a sex change operation to live longer?! ***** that! i'll take my 77 years - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3571 - Im gonna sue them if I die earlier.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+32You are thinking of Google.
- mark1372, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23It is a known scientific fact that using excessive exclamation marks can reduce your life expectancy.
- CalgaryTechGuy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18I should be dead by now
- ksgant, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17OMG. Mine was 48! I'm not making that up either. That's only 4 years for me.
I better get busy on the exercise and weight loss I guess. But maybe it's already too late.
That's pretty scary. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17Biggest negative factor: gender.
- Verisimilitude, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17LOL, I've been dead for 13 years... these things are sooooo stupid....
- Windsinger, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17Note that site is MSN (as in Microsoft)... Ya think any of this info is getting added to the (already massive) database of personal info they already have on you?
hmmmm...
Who really cares? They're just matching it to your IP if they are logging it.
"Mr. Gates, sir. 67.44.13.55 is only expected to live to 64 years due to a parental history of issues, excessive eating and gender failure!" - TVarmy, on 10/25/2007, -1/+15I entered my honnest stats. I got age 84. Then, out of curiousity, I changed my gender to female and my weight to 875 pounds. 88 years? What the heck? It at least said I'd be wise to lose weight to 120 pounds.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Had to paste :-)
Summary
What is my life expectancy?
Your life expectancy is 4 years old.
Information Entered
Personal
Gender male
Current age 1
Weight 1000
Height 6 feet 11 inches
Frame size large
Education completed high school
How would a friend describe you? Aggressive intense and quick to anger
Family History
Grandparents who lived past age 80 0
Mother Died of heart attack or stoke before the age 50
Father Died of heart attack or stoke before the age 50
Parents, siblings or grandparents who have had cancer, cardiovascular disease or childhood-onset diabetes 20
Died before age of 60 of these conditions 20
Died of natural causes before age 60? 0
Health
Blood pressure 150/300
Diastolic pressure ever over 90? yes
Over 105? yes
Weight fluctuated by more than 10 pounds? yes
Cholesterol level 500
Cholesterol ever over 240? yes
Over 300? yes
Lifestyle
Drink alcohol yes
Ever drink more than 2 drinks a day? yes
Regularly drink until intoxicated? yes
Ever smoked? yes
Years since quit smoking 0
Cigarettes smoked per day 100
Smoked marijuana once a week or more yes
Diet
Eating habits high-fat foods with little or no fruit or vegetables
Exercise
Exercise routine avoid all physical exertion, other than the path between your couch and the refrigerator.
Regular doctor's exams? no
Driving
Moving violations or accidents within 3 years? yes
More than 4 in the past two years? yes
Times convicted of driving under the influence within 5 years? 10
Wear safety belts? no
Results
Answer
Life Expectancy 4
Details
Ideal Weight 213
Biggest positive factors
Biggest negative factors Family health,Weight,Driving under the influence
Assumptions & Simplifications
This calculator uses the averages for life expectancy based on your age, sex, family history and personal lifestyle. - sovereign3, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1684. But keep in mind that the calculator cannot account for advancements in science over the next 15, 20, or 40 years. The younger generation could very well live into the their 90s or 100s thanks to medicines that are being developed now or that have already been developed.
- felchdonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11According to the site, I died six years ago.
Can I collect on my own life insurance now? - JesperL, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9I'm 16, and I could get it down to a life expectancy of 19 years. It refused to go lower. Ah well, may as well get comfortable.
- captaindan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Believe it or not, yes, certain operations associated with male-to-female transsexuals can increase life expectancy.
- Ellsass, on 11/05/2008, -0/+8"Mr. Gates, sir. 67.44.13.55 is only expected to live to 64 years due to a parental history of issues, excessive eating and gender failure!"
Then Gates would say "when 67.44.13.55 logs into our site, show him ads for weight loss pills and/or Doritos." - gandre, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9The three biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Gender
So... they want me to have a sex change? Will that make me live longer? - br8k, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8So would your score be higher if you got a sex change? LOL
- jimmy8091, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11C: "DAMN YOUR FAT!!!"
H: "Real beauty is skin deep"
C: "Then its a deep search for you fatty!"
-Cyanide and Happiness
--j - rabiddogma, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Only if they can afford it.
- Klowner, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6and the occasional unexpected speeding bus
- ibrudiiv, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Yea ... but the test doesn't take into consideration the murder crime rates or any crime rates for that matter in your current living area. :-/
- whackaxe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+549...
maybe I wron't get to play Duke Nukem Forever before i die then :( - Alaerus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5This thing said that I'm gonna die tomorrow WTF
- jabelar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Yeah, 88 for me too. My family history is good with 3 of my 4 grandparents living past 80 (one of which is still alive).
Of course it doesn't ask about a lot of things, like extreme sports, dangerous sexual relations, hard drug use, or serving in Iraq ... - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Mine said I should be dead already....
- theonlybigboss, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5same here, its very sexists lol, although it says i'll live to 76 till i kick off, and i'm only 18, more boring days ahead....
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Got 102, although I wasn't sure about the blood pressure so I kept it at default.
Funny, I tried the same thing as a male and my life expectancy was 16 years lower. I didn't know the discrepancy was that high. - ChicagoFan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+565..I m too fat and do not eat right :(
- Urusai, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I'm 34, expectancy is 49. Woohoo, 15 more years of reckless living!
- manatee, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6This one is faster:
http://www.deathclock.com - Mischa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+569.
See you in hell folks.
M - fume, on 10/12/2007, -0/+455 msn
74 death clock
24 now
I wish i didn't look because what you don't know can't hurt you - the_penguin_boy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"How many grandparents lived past the age of 80?" They're not dead yet.
"Did your parents live past the age of 80, or did they die of heart attack or stroke before 50?" THEY'RE NOT DEAD!!!
dang nihilists - br8k, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Maybe the calculator was referring to sex not as a gender but how often you have sex. So a shag a day would keep the grim ripper away.
- Zeusandhera, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6I got 88, but it was poorly put together.
- batmant, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4While I am not quite sure what relavence this has to Digg, I do use this calculators often and think the one linked above is subpar.
For anyone interested, go to http://www.dinkytown.com where they have tons of calculators for just about anything under the sun (net worth, life expectancy, car payments, mortgages, life insurance, etc. etc. etc.) - RobotCitizen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3The quizz doesn't ask you how much money you make. There is a correlation between wealth and lifespan. Healthcare costs money.
- sabster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+368 WTF
- jabelar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Yes, lowered testosterone will increase longevity -- medical cases of eunuchoid conditions show this. Many cancers are more aggressive when testosterone is present, blood pressure is higher, and dangerous behavior is higher.
- cfsporn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+384 MSN
87 Death Clock
14 Years old now.
I guess I have some time. - RobGamble, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4You first. :-)
- nhansen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3102 years or more lol. Actually, it's pretty accurate considering my grandparents are in their mid to late 90's and my great-grandparents all lived into their 100's :)
- planckscale, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I'm 5'10" and it said my ideal weight would be 164#'s! I'd have to lose 15#!! Guess I better start boxing training again... Otherwise I will live to 81. I was hoping to live 100 because I would think that by the year 2070, there will be some pretty cool technology around! Flying cars, holodeck pron, and, wait, well, more holodeck pron ;-)
- vh1`, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3haha
haha, the death clock says I'll die the day before my 98th birthday in 2084 - TehAnna, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3If you continue maintaining healthy habits, you'll want to plan for a maximum life expectancy of 102 years or more.
Are you kidding me? 82 more years left for this girl? Sweet. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5lol 54 for me... What I find ridiculous though, I went to test it for accuracy and changed 1 single answer... (Initialliy i filled out the survey 100% correctly... stating that i do NOT smoke pot) when I changed it to say that I smoked pot, it said I would live an extra 5 years.... wtf? I would live an extra 5 years for being an idiotic pot head??
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http://www.findacritter.com - Synthetik, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Do you guys have any idea how miserable a life after 70 years old is? I pray that I don't live that long!
- duncantuna, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Whoa .. today is my 37th birthday and this thing said I'm dead at 73. It's all downhill from here, I guess. Midlife crisis, here I come.
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