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- inactive, on 11/03/2008, -1/+107I was wondering why I always hated myself after jerking off.
- vsujohn2, on 11/03/2008, -0/+86Procrastination is like masturbation, it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.
- Sperlock, on 11/03/2008, -3/+73I think you could replace "Internet" with "Lack of" and still get the same result.
- Lula87, on 11/03/2008, -1/+68This reminds me... there's porn sitting there on the internet not being watched! I'm off!
- Mewchu11, on 11/03/2008, -2/+62I put on my robe and wizard hat.
- dopplerdog, on 11/03/2008, -1/+55Hardly surprising, as internet sex isn't real sex. All it does is remind you you're not having the real thing. Plus there's always the nagging doubt that nubile17 is not who you think she is but is in fact a balding, fat, middle aged man with a hairy back.
- aolshove, on 11/03/2008, -1/+45What a coincidence, I always hate myself for watching you jerk off.
Sincerely,
Ceiling Cat - bpm2000, on 11/03/2008, -0/+38it usually feels good at first, in the middle, and at the end for me.
- toastmin, on 11/03/2008, -0/+35I think chronic porn watching is a sign of being bored or lonely as much as it is hornyness. Even if your not getting laid, having positive relationships with friends and potential mates eliminates the need to do it chronically. IMO porn could only depress you if it was replacing healthier things.
- AikoMiko, on 11/03/2008, -3/+32Wow, people who can't get laid and beat off in front of their computers are depressed. Shocker.
- attackfrog, on 11/03/2008, -0/+28Being depressed and anxious makes you want to look at porn.
Titties > pills! - doddbear, on 11/03/2008, -2/+29"However, before you toss that bottle of Xanax, remember that correlation does not always imply causation. "
- inactive, on 11/03/2008, -1/+27my favorite part is when it feels good
- iamdak, on 11/03/2008, -1/+22I watch porn when I get sad, but afterwards I'm happy!
- eyepatch100, on 11/03/2008, -22/+42Wow, this is big news. Correlation implies causation now!
- ClarkNoHeart, on 11/03/2008, -0/+208 Years of G.W. Bush sex?
That would make you more than sad and anxious. - holyskeleton, on 11/03/2008, -3/+21jacking off to real sex is like a power bar to a meal.
- inactive, on 11/03/2008, -0/+17at least the power bar doesn't laugh at me
- BoneheadFarker, on 11/03/2008, -0/+16There's also the vicious circle of being too depressed and anxious to connect and have sex with someone, which leads to using the internet as an outlet, which makes you more depressed as you realise that your life consists of cyber-sex with a fat, balding, hairy, middle-aged guy, which makes you even more depressed when you realise you're somewhat comfortable with that idea.
- phreak79, on 11/03/2008, -1/+16Well I wasn't depressed about it, until now that is.
- Callidus, on 11/03/2008, -0/+15>:(GC
- MogusMaximus, on 11/03/2008, -1/+15Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now. - inactive, on 11/03/2008, -3/+17I like how MrBabyMan submitted this. Maybe because he relates to the topic well and found great insight in the article.
... but then again MrBabyMan doesn't read articles so nvm. - inactive, on 11/03/2008, -0/+12i seem remember being depressed and anxious way before online porn..
- solidcube, on 11/03/2008, -0/+11same difference.
- PopcornDave, on 11/03/2008, -0/+11Because you never call yourself the next day?
- pyrotix, on 11/03/2008, -0/+11I would have titled this Digg: "Sadness, anxiety leads to internet sex?"
- inactive, on 11/03/2008, -0/+1114/f/ca bored
- inactive, on 11/03/2008, -0/+11No he's not...
I LOVE YOU DOPPLER!!!! - drgmdp, on 11/03/2008, -0/+10you're doing it wrong
- inactive, on 11/03/2008, -2/+11Damn you Bangbros!
- vspazv, on 11/03/2008, -0/+9Take that back, I am not middle aged.
- hehdot, on 11/03/2008, -0/+8:'(GC
- joshua5, on 11/03/2008, -2/+9No no no. The article has it all wrong. They weren't depressed because they were looking at porn, they were looking at porn because they were depressed! Porn brings happiness!
- hehdot, on 11/03/2008, -0/+7For about 5 minutes...
- mastercosby, on 11/03/2008, -1/+7The people that porn makes happy are too busy jerking off to take these surveys.
- zaren, on 11/03/2008, -2/+8From TFA:
"Remember that correlation does not always imply causation. Is the reliance on online sex responsible for the depression and anxiety, a symptom of those feelings, or a relief mechanism? It's certainly possible that underlying psychological issues in the users' lives are driving them to reliance on online sex."
Or maybe it's just cheaper, easier and safer than the real thing, and if you're shot down, you're just a few steps away from your fridge. - MogusMaximus, on 11/03/2008, -0/+6backfire
- bushout, on 11/03/2008, -0/+5Sorry, too depressed right now.
- idontgooutmuch, on 11/03/2008, -0/+5this just in, lonely people watch porn.
- Kronos6948, on 11/03/2008, -0/+5"Thank you, Bangbros!"
There. Fixed. - twiztidsinz, on 11/03/2008, -0/+5I'm not allowed to type the 's' word. :(
- inactive, on 11/03/2008, -0/+4As opposed to jacking off to fake sex?
- LenBaird, on 11/03/2008, -0/+4Depressed people aren't the most charming folks you'll meet, so sweet talking the opposite sex doesn't work so well. Porn doesn't need to be charmed.
- dragonystic, on 11/03/2008, -2/+6what a useless article
- inactive, on 11/03/2008, -1/+5I can see how "carnal pleasuring" to extremely sought out and desirable females (Emma Watson, anyone?) in the virtual world may lead to depression in the real world when you are surrounded by overweight, mediocre women. It would give you false expectations, at least.
- twiztidsinz, on 11/03/2008, -1/+5....
You've been shot down by your hand? - kitsua, on 11/04/2008, -0/+3I admit, I find it mildly depressing that, having oggled so much porn in my life, particularly now that I have broadband access 24/7, I always end up thinking about it when I'm actually having sex. Real women just aren't quite enough to get me off anymore when I've got Haley Paige and her minions in my mind.
:-( - Totz83, on 11/03/2008, -3/+6Theres no such thing as online sex, only fappers fapping
- CDoug03, on 11/03/2008, -2/+5They didn't even provide comparison percentages for depression of those who don't look at porn...what a pointless study
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