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- honestlywhagwan, on 04/12/2008, -6/+404my Brian is okay for now. i don't think he needs a chip.
- keviniskool, on 04/12/2008, -1/+200It's all fun and games until someone gets a buffer overflow.
- BlueTunicLink, on 04/12/2008, -27/+224As long as it doesn't run on Vista.
- Enron, on 04/12/2008, -1/+171Better ask Brian if it's ok to put a memory chip in him before you start making offers.
- DelayedEraser, on 04/12/2008, -2/+142I would pay double if it came pre-loaded with all of Wikipedia.
- macwac, on 04/12/2008, -12/+152Eternal rick rolling...
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna leave your mind...
Just imagine digg with everyone having twice the memory capacity. - dalos, on 04/12/2008, -0/+106No more story duplicates!
- skmice2, on 04/12/2008, -3/+86I would go for it as long as it is mindhack-proof ... would really love to carry a few dictionaries, a street map and my "do-not-forget.txt" with me all the time.
- realwx, on 04/12/2008, -5/+77That's ridiculous, my brain has a memory chip running Vista and it's working fi
- ralphthemagi, on 04/12/2008, -1/+70About $3.50.
- ieataquacrayons, on 04/12/2008, -2/+71I am really good at remember useless information and forgetting the important stuff... I can't imagine doubling that.
- Hayaemsay, on 04/12/2008, -1/+61Briiiiiaaaaans...
- deadnoob, on 04/12/2008, -0/+58This would do wonders for those damn finals that are coming up...
- Akaji, on 04/12/2008, -3/+61I don't have a brian, so I don't see why I'd pay money for the chip.
But seriously, I'd probably pay quite a bit, so long as it's been tested long enough to know that it's safe (it won't turn me into a zombie). - iPissExcellence, on 04/12/2008, -0/+55haha, im using real play ..buffering..
- Akaji, on 04/12/2008, -2/+51"Uh-oh, I think my brain just crashed." *dies*
- darkphenox, on 04/13/2008, -0/+46Let me introduce you to Vodka.
- knight666, on 04/12/2008, -1/+46Here's the thing:
First you get a memory chip implanted.
And then: oh noes! New version! More memory! Better operability!
So you have another surgery to upgrade it.
Repeat every year and a half.
Although carrying "images" with me at all times sounds appealing... - cambob76, on 04/12/2008, -0/+43I wish I had a Brian, with or without a chip.
- michelsonmorley, on 04/12/2008, -2/+45Brian is pretty forgetful these days but I don't think a memory chip will help him.
- gettophilosophr, on 04/12/2008, -0/+42...until you get accused of something and you receive a court order mandating that you go in for deep memory scanning.
"Well, he doesn't remember committing a crime, but he *was* checking out that 12 year old girl last week...." - Mejogid, on 04/12/2008, -2/+42See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour
- ultrabright, on 04/12/2008, -2/+41How could someone forget to pull their ripcord?
- synystar, on 04/12/2008, -2/+41Why pay? Make it free and load it up with Google ads. I'm an expert at ignoring them.
- inactive, on 04/12/2008, -2/+40Look buddy, I don't give a ***** what you say, Stephen Colbert won the 2008 presidential election!
- cucina, on 04/12/2008, -5/+39I would LOVE to do it. But how much will it be? Will there be side effects? I strongly believe this will be a great step for helping people with Alzheimer's and other short/loss memory diseases.
- kinseyincanada, on 04/12/2008, -1/+34*just wakes up tries to open eyes "please install real player 7"
- ThatSwankyBrian, on 04/13/2008, -0/+33This is what's wrong with the world - Brians treated as property instead of people.
LET MY PEOPLE GO. - surfmore, on 04/13/2008, -4/+34I am suprised it took a full 6 comments before someone pointed it out...
- zspade, on 04/12/2008, -1/+30Banana phone ♫♪ Banana Phone ♪
- Pete0430, on 04/12/2008, -4/+33This is turning into Total Information technology, or TIT, and when you're sucking on the TIT, they've got you by the motherboard
- crodragn, on 04/12/2008, -0/+29If we don't now, we will after the chips are implanted.
- CrazedLeper, on 04/12/2008, -0/+29I'd rather forget most the people I have met. Is there a chip for that?
- getrealnow, on 04/12/2008, -1/+30"Making our memories both more accessible and more reliable would require something else, perhaps a system modeled on Google, which combines cue-driven promptings similar to human memory with the location-addressability of computers." .."incorporating Google-like master maps into neural implants. "
Yep, I knew Google would take over earth. But thats "ok" right, i mean we do like Google? - Eshestun, on 04/12/2008, -0/+28I imagine I'd have a much easier time getting through medschool :(
- liquidhalcyon, on 04/12/2008, -3/+31Wait, by images, you mean porn, right?
- inactive, on 08/26/2008, -0/+27It's 1337 pages, .5-spaced, 3.14 font, no margins...
- Dotcommer, on 04/13/2008, -1/+28I would pay anything to make Ghost In The Shell a reality.
- geobay, on 04/13/2008, -0/+26Lysdexic Zobmies..
- h4mx0r, on 04/12/2008, -0/+26With promo code: MINDCONTROL for free shipping.
- synystar, on 04/12/2008, -3/+29What an irrelevant and unnecessary thing to say.
- scy1192, on 04/12/2008, -2/+27just hope you aren't trying to remember a vandalized article
- LordSkywalker, on 04/12/2008, -0/+25Few years after it hits the market: Execute Order 66.
- petebert, on 04/12/2008, -0/+25dup, my memory chip shows this picture of your cat was posted June 19th 2003.
- mentor, on 04/12/2008, -2/+25My Brian says he doesn't want one...
- YellowSnowDemon, on 04/13/2008, -1/+24It's not illegal to check out 12 year old girls.
- CommentPoster, on 04/13/2008, -0/+23Yet.
- inactive, on 04/12/2008, -0/+21The next version will be Total Access Technology; you'll have to swap TIT for TAT.
- credence, on 04/13/2008, -0/+21Because the first thing on the list is to remember not to forget my wallet!
- nyx210, on 04/13/2008, -1/+21Well... if they didn't pull the ripcord, then the parachute wouldn't open.
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