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- sockpuppets, on 04/29/2009, -4/+24Penis joke.
- VisualRhetoric, on 04/29/2009, -0/+17Buried for "wrong demographic".
- Scrappy1850, on 04/29/2009, -0/+164
- Dea7hleprachaun, on 04/29/2009, -1/+14Because you're worth it!
- MelissaOfTroy, on 04/29/2009, -1/+13I'll buy this and tell you all in 20 years if it worked or not.
- sockpuppets, on 04/29/2009, -1/+12He copied it.
http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:vYAQPqdA6bsJ: ... - slyzxx, on 04/29/2009, -11/+21Side effects include..
Crazy itches;
Abnormaly large pimples;
Full Dialation of the right pupil;
Fingernail to talon syndrome;
Brown Nose disorder;
Stinky Ears;
Melted cheese ozzing from pores;
Growth of mutated organs (third yellow eye, etc.);
Obnoxious Slogans forming on arm and face;
Changes in apearance that make you resemble your own mother
Heart reversal, navel discharge, skin faliure, full body shrinkage, reincarnation, spontaneous combustion, planned combustion, male pregnancy, post-modern apathy, black plague, deja vu, alien abduction, prenatal baldness, homocidal manial, dry mouth, dry blood, sissyness, loss of all emotion and assimilation into the hive mind, addiction, bad hair days, severe addiction, the need to sell your body on the street to feed that addiction, deja vu, lumbago, Saint Vitus dance, "permaant winky retreat", oily discharge, fecal complexion, fear of clowns, molting or shedding of exoskeleton, inbreeding, pedophilia, presbetryianisim, inability to use spoons, mystic enlightenment, funk, devil's haircut, stinkfist, electric head, x-ray vision and super strength, demagoguery, piano legs, change in complexion, change in ethnicity, Russian accent, deja vu, entropy, tin ear, comical Jesse Helms like jowels, siamese twin, Veitnam War flashbacks, loss of balance, the munchies, crab lice, explosive diarhea, explosive (literally) diareah, evil eye and tendency to become farklempt.
Thats just about what i could come up with. - inactive, on 04/29/2009, -0/+9I EARNED my wrinkles!!
- flickrdoodle, on 04/29/2009, -1/+9Target sells this in the U.S. for US$21.99.
- gregdigg, on 04/29/2009, -0/+8If you round up to the nearest 4.
- VAXcat, on 04/29/2009, -0/+7 It puts the lotion on its skin...
- RockSlice, on 04/29/2009, -1/+7FTA: "Approximately one in five people using the cream will get something extra for their money over plain moisturisers,"
wow! A whole 20% chance it's better than moisturizer!!!! Too bad it's as much as 10x as expensive... - sonoran, on 04/29/2009, -0/+6"It was tested by 60 volunteers with typical signs of sun-damaged skin and the results of the randomised double blind controlled trial, the first of a skin care product, showed 70 per cent had significantly fewer wrinkles after 12 months of daily use compared to those using a placebo."
"However, the British Association of Dermatologists said the size of the benefit had been exaggerated. "Approximately one in five people using the cream will get something extra for their money over plain moisturisers," a spokesperson said."
So who's lying? The reseacher hired by the company producing the product, or the Dermatologists who might see fewer patients if the product is for real? - DrLogan, on 04/29/2009, -0/+5Examples?
- ryrocker, on 04/29/2009, -1/+6yep...
scientifically proving your product works is brilliant marketing
=] - Zackinabox, on 04/29/2009, -0/+5Now i wont have to Botox my balls to get them as smooth as eggs!! Science FTW
- moxley, on 04/29/2009, -1/+5How many people tell their girlfriends that semen on their face will prevent wrinkles?
(I'm sure it probably does). - krisrm, on 04/29/2009, -3/+7...Wasting your time by writing impossibly long and useless comments on Digg articles...
- idavidtang, on 04/29/2009, -1/+5Is it a bad thing that we may soon no longer be able to differentiate between women and cougars?
- KalZakath, on 04/29/2009, -0/+4I like those odds
- ePuck, on 04/29/2009, -0/+4Retin-A has been around a lot longer and has been proven to eliminate wrinkles.. So either the title is wrong or the article is.
God I love digg - inactive, on 04/29/2009, -1/+5Done and done.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4139/saturday-night-live ... - oxymoron69, on 04/29/2009, -0/+4"Approximately one in five people using the cream will get something extra for their money over plain moisturisers"????
That quote sounds like 1 in 5 jars of this cream will be contaminated with boiled monkey cum or something. - pshuman, on 04/29/2009, -0/+3FTA: "However, the British Association of Dermatologists said the size of the benefit had been exaggerated. "Approximately one in five people using the cream will get something extra for their money over plain moisturisers," a spokesperson said."
lame... - inactive, on 04/30/2009, -0/+3you'll regret it.
- j0hnglist, on 04/29/2009, -0/+3but mother's day is coming up!
- marktastic, on 04/29/2009, -0/+3Do not taunt scientifically proven cream
- toshimonkey, on 04/29/2009, -0/+3yes, cream is more viscous than lotion.
- charlie6969, on 04/29/2009, -3/+6Ever get the feeling that The Public isn't as trusting as it used to be?
lol
Prove it or don't bother speakin' it, brother. - kevro, on 04/30/2009, -1/+4I'm gonna put this on my balls!
- Art3Zero, on 04/29/2009, -1/+4Hmmm revolutionary skin cream? Military-style operation? Seems a little too similiar to the accident with Umbrella Corp. (Resident Evil Reference.)
- snafflepaffle, on 04/29/2009, -0/+3Preparation-H has been shown to reduce wrinkles (temporarily...)
- doctressjulia, on 04/29/2009, -0/+3How many of you will ever have a girlfriend?
- ePuck, on 04/29/2009, -0/+3Its not the first, retin-a has been proven to temporarily eliminate wrinkles.
- diggalous, on 04/29/2009, -0/+2I think that they usually use the term "clinically" so that they don't get sued for bogus science. This one is an actual double-blind scientific study, though, so the results may be valid. There's some suggestion that the stuff that they tested is basically the same as other products of theirs so you may be able to get the same stuff cheaper: http://www.meilily.com/2009/04/anti-aging-boots-pr ...
- ScottMcIntyre, on 04/29/2009, -2/+4Boots (the UK pharmacist) are expecting mega-queues outside their stores for this product- the 'scientifically proven' label is a brilliant marketing ploy...
- megaton, on 04/29/2009, -0/+2THINK FOR YOURSELF
http://www.target.com/dp/B0015A64LI - roomforpanic, on 04/29/2009, -1/+3You forgot about Killer Nanorobots, Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion, and Count Choculitis.
- stix213, on 04/29/2009, -0/+2Funny, if you believe all the commercials during day time TV you'd assume this has been out for some time, seeing that dozens of companies have been making this claim for decades.
- EricAnderton, on 04/29/2009, -0/+2Also:
- Facial cream has been known to adhere to painted surfaces and certain types of skin
- Do NOT look directly at facial cream
- Do NOT taunt facial cream - MrBussi, on 04/29/2009, -0/+2FTA: "However, the British Association of Dermatologists said the size of the benefit had been exaggerated. "Approximately one in five people using the cream will get something extra for their money over plain moisturisers," a spokesperson said. "It is an interesting step forward in research although the long-term benefits are unknown.""
- KingGorilla, on 04/29/2009, -0/+2My testicles are worth it. Maybe I'll try it on them
- Anaia, on 04/29/2009, -0/+2Scoff all you like, guys. This is going to be a huge money-maker for the company (Alliance Unichem) that bought out Boots in 2007 and took it private. Reason: It's cheap compared to most products marketed for this purpose. As far as Retin-A and similar products, they are Rx only in the US (not sure elsewhere) and cost a lot more by the time you factor in the doctor visit for the prescription.
And, yes, good skin care, diet, and sun protection are helpful in preserving a "youthful" look. Good genes work even better. However, for those of us who didn't know that sun was wrecking our skin when we were a lot younger, we're battling aging skin. Right now, there are a lot of 40+ women (and some men) who are trying everything they can to look youthful and it's not all about vanity. Holding onto jobs is a big factor in attempts to preserve skin's appearance.
In 5 years I venture to guess this product and others like it will be replaced with totally new science. Until then, women are going to flock to affordable products that have even a 20% chance of success.
If you think this is silly, I'd ask the guys here to consider this: How many "cougars" that are wrinkled do you find attractive? - Suzilla, on 04/29/2009, -0/+2Is it a cream or a lotion?
- the8thbit, on 04/29/2009, -0/+2Breaking news: Mayonnaise scientifically proven to eliminate wrinkles!
- doctressjulia, on 04/29/2009, -0/+2How do you know?
- cfuse, on 04/30/2009, -0/+2You only have to watch a porno to see that cum isn't any kind of beauty product - most actresses look seriously used.
- inactive, on 04/29/2009, -2/+3You could post articles from the Globe and Enquirer and say the same about the US.
- diggadigga, on 04/30/2009, -0/+1Fish oil removes my smile lines.
- prefan21, on 04/29/2009, -1/+2It barely beat the placebo. I wouldn't say it "eliminates" wrinkles. You have a 1 in 5 chance of it doing anything.
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