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- jotux, on 11/15/2008, -1/+25That's ridiculous. You'd never be able to inseminate a rhinoceros with Einstien's sperm and you're a fool for even thinking it.
- gregatron, on 11/15/2008, -0/+231 step closer to Jurassic Park.
- Zervaman, on 11/15/2008, -2/+12***** that *****, man. Raptors can open doors!
- armakaryk, on 11/15/2008, -0/+9Good News Everyone!
- BrRiot, on 11/13/2008, -1/+8Now if only someone had frozen Einstein's sperm.
- CVL4317, on 11/15/2008, -2/+9Michael Crichton was right.....
- asgardshill, on 11/15/2008, -1/+8Is the collecting of the rhino jizz how they haze all noob zookeepers?
"How'd it go at work today, honey?"
"Terrible. I had to wank off the rhino."
"If you didn't want to give me a straight answer, you could have just said so. Dinner's ready - wash your hands." - werries, on 11/15/2008, -0/+5you're a rhinoceros?
- exscape, on 11/15/2008, -0/+4http://www.bash.org/?101881
- geodescent, on 11/15/2008, -0/+4It's important to have a job that makes a difference boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
- phaedoHD, on 11/15/2008, -0/+4i think elephant masterbator would be worse. You basically just stick your entire arm and shoulder in their butt and then massage their prostrate until their gigantor penis explodes into a giant garbage can lined with plastic. *shudders*
- cnot3, on 11/15/2008, -0/+3If only we could find some dino spooge encased in amber.
- Zervaman, on 11/15/2008, -0/+3sticky?
- hit9ent, on 11/15/2008, -1/+4This video shows the semen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI - osko2052, on 11/15/2008, -0/+3How is this news? They have been doing this with cattle for 70 years.
- vinceislegend, on 11/15/2008, -0/+2Never in my life have I been so proud to say:
Dugg for the title. - asgardshill, on 11/15/2008, -0/+2"What? And give up show business?"
- Andrewbot, on 11/15/2008, -0/+2It's a shame that this hasn't been possible with the Northern White Rhino yet, only two adult males of the species are still existing. I'm glad to see CRES (Center for Reproduction of Endangered Species) is still active along side other research teams, best of luck to them.
- bdbr, on 11/15/2008, -0/+2osko, that's the same thing I was thinking. They're both just large hoofed mammalian herbivores, and their reproductive systems probably aren't all that different.
- browwiw, on 11/16/2008, -0/+2Well I certainly am horny!
- spepin, on 11/15/2008, -1/+3Now we just need to find where Dennis Nedry dropped those dinosaur embryos and we'll be in business..
- osko2052, on 11/15/2008, -0/+1Yes, I do know the difference. Rhinos and cattle are both mammals. I worked in an artificial insemination facility for 5 years. We collected from many other mammals besides cattle. We had a contract with Brookfield Zoo in Chicago. This is no rocket science. So you see your feeble attempt at pointing out my knowledge of the subject is pointless.
- BlacklabelSAR, on 11/15/2008, -0/+1The papers I signed released me from all liability, dammit.
- MrSquirrel, on 11/15/2008, -0/+1This is quite an accomplishment. I mean, have you ever tried collecting semen from a horny rhinoceros?
- Brassbud, on 11/15/2008, -0/+1I'm going need to mark this on my calander right now...
- TwistyNoseMcgee, on 11/15/2008, -0/+1You happen to know a lot about jacking off an elephant phaedoHD..........
- DouglasQ, on 11/15/2008, -0/+1'bout time they put all that frozen rhinoceros semen to good use
- browwiw, on 11/15/2008, -4/+4Oh, so there's where I left that.
- RobotBuddha, on 11/15/2008, -2/+2What has science done! Oh, wait, continued to be awesome. Carry on.
- comictrio, on 11/15/2008, -0/+0When you're pushing your Wind Power project......nothing seems better...right!
- tagwort, on 11/15/2008, -0/+0I thought I'd just be scarred from the mental image of a rhino's vagina, but... I'm really just curious.
- FMVorenkamp, on 11/15/2008, -0/+0That's just great.
- ragingflamerboy, on 11/15/2008, -2/+1Would you like for me to tell you what the difference between a rhino and cattle is?
or can you google it?
incase you don't know what google is, it's a place you can search stuff. :)
http://www.google.com - redscofield, on 11/15/2008, -2/+1then we could have the smartest rhinos ever! let me be the first to acknowledge our soon to be genius rhino overlords... what big horns they have...
- Shaggy3, on 11/15/2008, -8/+5Ahh I am so looking forward to 4 years of science in America.
- sillykalcifer, on 11/15/2008, -5/+1lmao @ insemenated
- Zervaman, on 11/15/2008, -6/+2mmm...rhino semen....
err...what? - dudio, on 11/15/2008, -6/+1Know your part .. play your role.
Way to fight seaman ! - TBombadil, on 11/15/2008, -7/+2ha....haha semen.
- robbob, on 11/15/2008, -7/+2Rhino...cum here
- GeyserShitdick, on 11/15/2008, -6/+1"First Live Rhinoceros Birth From Frozen-Thawed Semen"
So many emotions...I just don't know how to feel right now... - parent, on 11/15/2008, -11/+1I think we should just let them die off, who cares, natural selection.
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