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- unloud, on 10/12/2007, -4/+101...not that it matters for anyone here.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -18/+113great *****!
- hiney, on 10/12/2007, -2/+81Thank god. Something not involving the Wii or PS3 launch.
- unloud, on 10/12/2007, -2/+64Because the women say so.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -15/+72Why is always the guys making the mistakes?
Someone needs to make a list of the mistakes that WOMEN make.
1. Not going giving head on your own will
2. Laying there the whole time like a dead corpse while taking it missionary
3. Not making any moans during sex
4. Not swallowing
5. you decide
-z00k - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+58Why is it always the men making the mistakes?
- nauzilus, on 10/12/2007, -3/+51Yeah, real great tips... now if only I could get a girl friend I might be able to put them to use ;)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+48This thread is useless without pics!!!
- eaasness, on 10/12/2007, -2/+47Or is it just because at that point she owns the *****?
- AnonPirate, on 10/12/2007, -1/+46Greatest typo ever:
"28 Trying to force her head further down on her ***** when she's giving you oral" - mindsnare, on 10/12/2007, -0/+43because woman can't make mistakes, we're happy regardless
in TISM's word's
"Describe the worst blowjob you've ever had" - "Fantastic!" - decades, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4351. Not checking her age until after...
- paintist, on 10/12/2007, -3/+38Something is seriously wrong with number 28.
- decades, on 10/12/2007, -3/+37It seems a shame to dish out these tips on a website where 90% of the users are virgin geeks...
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+36Shoot it in her hair?
- Grimdotdotdot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+32Text only version for people who don't want the word 'clitoris' on their monitor in a large font: http://random.megaglobalcorporation.com/50.txt
(sorry about the thread hijack) - bemenaker, on 10/12/2007, -4/+33Wow this article was a great idea, but totally misses the boat. This article is purely about enjoyment by the female for the female, and be damned if the guy gets anything out of it. I feel like I need three permission notes, a list of acceptable activities, and liability release before starting after reading that. Let alone, this article makes it sound like women have absolutely no sense of adventure.
There are a lot of good points made here, but damn, the "woman" described in this story sounds like one boring non-adventurous lay.
A true experience should be exciting for both partners, and the only way you will get there is through openness, communication, communication, communication, and a desire to better please each other. Oh yeah, and practice. You best experience with a partner is never your first. - pras128, on 10/12/2007, -1/+30One single article destroyed all hope of a porno style lay. Thanks for nothing!
- thesauce, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30The tips are pretty good, but I think it's better used on a bachelor. The rules change when you're spoken for and feel a lot more comfortable around the other person
- Sp4nk, on 10/12/2007, -3/+29This article is kind of stupid. Most of the items are basically "Don't do ***** she doesn't like." To really sum up the entire list in a single, easy-to-understand tip: Don't rape her.
- Suits, on 10/12/2007, -11/+3651. Not Cleaning your 'Wii' after play.
- benzzene, on 10/12/2007, -0/+25Rule 1. Have a sense of humour about yourself. Don't take it too seriously.
Rule 2. Sometimes funny, painful, unexpected things happen. It's not the end of the world. Just try again. Practice makes perfect (or at least better). - Battlecry, on 10/12/2007, -3/+28Sure they're great. But how the heck am I supposed to remember anything while having sex, let alone 50 things??
- Spikito, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21Site down!!! MEDIC!!!!!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+24No offense, but if a girl refuses to trim her hedge then she has got some nerve expecting me to jump head first into it. Note to the ladies: lot's of hair traps air which causes heat and moisture to accumulate which leads to ick in your victoria secrets. It's not something every guy expects, but if you're going to force expectations then you can expect the same returned. This rule of thumb should be followed in all aspects of life, not just sex.
Considering that 99 percent of us can please ourselves best anyway, instead of complaining when looking to make it a twosome leaves you less then satisfied, instead of complaining to your partner or writing a bossy one sided 'Duh!' article on the matter, why don't you just go F yourselves instead and save both our time? Oh, and this goes for both genders. I'm equal opportunity in my search for less b*tching.
Oh, and Mindsnare:
A: who the Hell is TISM?
B: I've had some real pathetic blowjobs. EVERY girl out there thinks she gives the world's greatest head, but considering the only one's that really do are those who actually LIKE giving oral sex, that's basically 1 out of 10. Again, regarding oral sex, this goes for both genders. Some of the guys that dated my ex's or my friends thought they were Dirk Diggler in the sack, but they didn't hear what their ladies had to say on the matter when they weren't around. - insub2, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23Common sense is not universal. (hardly common either.)
- akzidenzgrotesk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19this list misses two of the most important points of all (from a woman's perspective anyway):
• lube is a good thing. always keep some around, just in case. because without lube, it takes a lot longer to get to the penetration part, her clitoris will probably go numb before she comes (unless youre eating her out, then the saliva acts as lube), and there will probably be NO anal play whatsoever, because that ***** hurts with dry fingers or whatever else she'll let you put in there!
• when your both done with the afterglow cuddling and getting out of bed to clean yourselves up, be sure to reiterate (while she's still nude) how incredibly hot she is. women love that, because it means that you find her attractive even when youre NOT trying to get in her pants, which will exponentially increase the likelihood that youll be getting back into her pants in the near future.
other than that, pretty good tips. they seem to assume the woman is a bit of a prude, but hey, better safe than sorry if its your first time with her. - rompom7, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21Wow, this was written by a man... I didn't expect that.
- blinky04, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19So basically, sex is all about pleasuring your woman, and its just a bonus if we have fun too?
- Fanboy88, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17I like to wear socks because my feet get cold. :-)
- Septimus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15All very obvious.
I'd like to see a list of mistakes by women. It would make a change from the crap my wife gets in Cosmo etc, "Why your bf/husband is a douche". - Evildudetx, on 10/12/2007, -4/+18Pop her in the ass - I'll bet she moves then......
- Thater, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16Perhaps the author gained most experience with transvestites?
- TheNakedChef, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1717. Get a new girl if she doesn't comply.
- Jibberwalk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15That seems 100% correct to me...
... the lady on the corner said it was ok and for me to just ignore it... - okokitsme, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14It gives you time to learn the list by heart in case it comes to use :)
- Llanowar, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16I don't even care about the ick the most.
A woman should shave, doesn't have to be bald, but does have to be short if she expects for us man to go down on them, cause I hate coughing up pubic hairballs. - Blueshrike, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Common sense during sex is what most men lack. Thus, the tips which are excellent. I'd love to see a female version of this. #1, forgive your man for his many mistakes and hope that he learns.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -10/+24Great tips!
- Grimdotdotdot, on 10/12/2007, -4/+17"Describe the worst blowjob you've ever had"
*****. Some women just can't do it. - pirashkee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13Is your GF one of those blow-up dolls? Why not just jerk off?
- yukevster, on 10/12/2007, -9/+22OK, anyone over 21 knows all this (or should do). I've slept with over 25 women.........
...But two tips here made me 'look up'.
"20 Pumping away without regard for her pleasure"
Isn't most of a man's pleasure derived from watching your woman squirm with pleasure and ecstasy. You know the way girls contort their faces in mind-numbing pleasure? That is why I keep coming back for more. How can you possibly enjoy just pumping away? You might as well just be screwing a plastic doll.
"19 Entering her without asking her first"
Please don't tell me guys stick their dicks in their chicks? The advice here is not good. Let HER point your dick where SHE wants it. If you have taken your time and paid attention to her pleasure she will be begging you to let her put it in. - TheNakedChef, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14It's funny that women can get lost but men cannot.
- mastertigurius, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14One can start to wonder if it's a good idea to publish this article to a crowd that's tense and nervous enough as it is...
- mxcl, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15Honestly, it's because women are very hard to please, and because they feel men have been arseholes for the entirety of human history.
Which actually ignores key periods like the viking conquest and anglo-saxon periods where men and women had different rights, but both were pretty equal overall and happy. The Vikings actually gave women the land of the man after marriage and made her the boss of the household in many matters.
It also ignores times like the industrial revolution where men and women and children of the working class were all equally badly off. All worked all day everyday and none had the vote.
Not to say that feminism wasn't justified, but I personally feel it paints an unfairly crap picture of men. We can be crap, but overall I feel we love and respect women far more than we are given credit for, and history bears me out. - OnoTadaki, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14I have the next article ready! It's 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex - #1 Stop going around complaining about a man doing something, then do it yourself.
Seriously, I've never seen so many double standards and sexist comments in one post! It's amazing! Stuff like, a. Make sure you are shaved because this offends woman, but b. Don't expect a woman to shave for you because it's prickly and uncomfortable! Awesome! - kalte, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13FTA: "you don't always need to ask "May I enter you?" though it can be a romantic and sexy thing to do if you're looking deep into her eyes."
Now that's good comedy. I don't know any women who would find that romantic. They'd probably start to wonder what sort of freak they've hooked up with. - PeckerDunne, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11How about the age-old Irish foreplay method: just shout "BRACE YOURSELF" before doing the jiggy trick. Wipe your tool off on the curtain afterwards. Guaranteed to drive the little lady wild.
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