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- rpieszak, on 07/14/2009, -0/+18Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy points to it and says, "Mummy, what is that long thing?"
His mother replies, "That son, is the elephant's trunk."
"No, at the other end."
"That son is the tail."
"No, mummy, the thing under the elephant"
A short embarrassed silenced after which she replies, "Thats nothing." The mother goes to buy some ice-cream and the boy, not being satisfied with her answer asks his father the same question.
"Daddy, what is that long thing?"
"That's the trunk, son" replies the father.
"No at the other end."
"Oh, that is the tail."
"No, no daddy, the thing below," asks the son in desperation.
"That is the elephants penis. Why do you ask son?"
"Well mummy said it was nothing," says the boy.
Replies the father: "I tell you, I spoil that woman ..." - shiftkgb, on 07/14/2009, -0/+7tusks*
- Lederhosed, on 07/13/2009, -0/+5Very nice shot. Great colors too.
- hybridcreation, on 07/14/2009, -2/+5I soon as I saw National Geographic I knew it was going to be impressive. They have consistency produced some of the finest photography in the world for well over 100 years.
- doodiepants, on 07/14/2009, -1/+3I never thought they'd could get such a clear shot of Rosie O'Donnell. Wow.
- RegularUser, on 07/14/2009, -0/+2These comments..
- aabril, on 07/14/2009, -0/+2after reading the title, i thought for sure i was going to be in for some elephant sex. i am disappointed...
- GerardMe, on 07/14/2009, -0/+1With all the text in there it is hardly useful as a wallpaper
- loneraver, on 07/14/2009, -1/+2Dugg for not being another ***** amateur HDR image.
- fragMasterFlash, on 07/14/2009, -1/+2Check out the live video stream from an African game preserve:
http://www.africam.com/wildlife/index.php
As I type this the zebras seem to be have a good time at the watering hole. - MacEnvy, on 07/14/2009, -0/+1If only they could figure out that no one uses 4:3 aspect for their screen wallpapers, we might have something to work with.
Every time they post a wallpaper it's in friggin 4:3. What is this, 1998? - LJRod82, on 07/14/2009, -0/+1The poor elephant in the left foreground was stabbed through the neck with a tree. Oh the humanity.
- joeliscool92, on 07/14/2009, -0/+1this is awesome
- slundal, on 07/14/2009, -0/+1I thought first that the tree looked like the mother elephants purse.
- undervalued, on 07/14/2009, -1/+1And I thought it was about the republican party
- rpieszak, on 07/14/2009, -1/+1Looks like somebody tied their trunks together
- inactive, on 07/14/2009, -2/+2o weeemboweh o weeeemboweh o weeemboweh o weemboweh .. innn the jungle, the miiiighty jungle...
- thepoliticalcat, on 07/14/2009, -2/+1Geezus. Elephants are so ... cute, if you can call something ten times your own size "cute." Awright, awright, they're impressive.
- priyap, on 07/14/2009, -1/+0that was freakin adorable. those gorillas could learn a thing or two.
- mikemehak, on 07/14/2009, -4/+2Timothy Q. Mouse: You know, Dumbo, we'd better get an idea. Not just any idea. Somethin' colossal. Like uh...
Ringmaster: Have I got an idea! What an idea!
Timothy Q. Mouse: Huh. He never had an idea in his life.
Ringmaster: Just visualize: One elephant climbs up on top of another elephant, until finally, all seventeen elephants have constructed an enormous pyramid of pachyderms! I step out. I blow the whistle. The trumpets are trumpeting...
Timothy Q. Mouse: [smiling earnestly] Yeah!
Ringmaster: And now, comes the climax!
Joe: Yeah, what is the climax?
Ringmaster: [chuckles] I don't know.
Timothy Q. Mouse: I knew he never had nuttin'. - ajsmth, on 07/14/2009, -3/+1But can it play Crysis?
- mizooks, on 07/14/2009, -11/+2***** ELEPHANTS ***** YEAH. HORNS N ***** YYYYEEAAAAAAHHHH. ***** STAB YOU GOD DAMN ELEPHANTS GOD DAMN.



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