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DIY: How to Turn Your Vacuum Cleaner into a Bazooka

environmentalgraffiti.com — Imagine my delight at discovering an absolutely epic experiment to turn your household vacuum cleaner into a bazooka. Word. Yay kids, this is where science helps you to shoot your friends in the gonads.

Who dugg this? Made popular May 13, 2008

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  • OWNAGETIME, on 05/13/2008, -0/+33what I want to know is how to turn a dyson into a nuclear bomb
  • inactive, on 05/13/2008, -1/+21Shooting friends in the gonads is always fun
  • inactive, on 05/13/2008, -0/+16So putting your penis in this wouldn't be a good idea right?
  • gwenny, on 05/13/2008, -1/+16And I thought that little sex toy attachment was the coolest thing you could do with a vacuum cleaner. Silly me.
  • pakruse, on 05/13/2008, -0/+11A vacuum cleaner, cardboard tubes, duct tape, bubble wrap, and play-dough. Science FTW!
  • inactive, on 05/13/2008, -0/+6that is not a bazooka it's a pig penis vacuum pump and they are simply fighting for longer, fuller, firmer, thicker erections and for their right to party. :D
  • JoeB4ever, on 05/13/2008, -2/+8*****, hopefully the terrorists don't get a hold of this information...
  • Dokument, on 05/13/2008, -1/+5it's a trap! http://crap.teurasporsaat.org/archive/6454.jpg
  • NightcrawlerX, on 05/13/2008, -1/+5Your kid wants a bazooka for his birthday? (make sure you have good insurance)
  • dkapuchino, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3The only thing you should be thinking about placing your dick at the rear end of is a female. What the *****'s wrong with you?
  • Elliuotatar, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2Gonads and strife!
  • ControlcChris, on 05/13/2008, -2/+6Who calls it a bazooka anymore?
  • dkapuchino, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2And then we all laughed, and went to buy Ice cream.
  • eastdale12, on 05/14/2008, -0/+2Just turn it on.....
  • fuzzybeard, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2The followup is one of my favorite aphorisms: "I can't turn it into a death ray without some extra parts."
  • xenosteel, on 05/13/2008, -1/+4Coming this week on digg:

    DIY: How to Turn Your Vacuum Cleaner into an Adult Stimulation Device
  • fuzzybeard, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2A long-ass extension cord might not be a bad idea, either.
  • greenehawke, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3Dugg this because of the title. A friend of mine went one step beyond and vacuumed up a live mouse. Then she and her husband tried to figure out how to get it out ... and she "accidentally" hit the reverse switch and blasted the mouse and all the contents of the vacuum dust bag ...hitting her hubby ... you guessed it.
    Too funny AND it was REAL. When they recovered and caught the mouse again, they laughed so hard they cried.
  • dkapuchino, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1And then they all had an Ice Cream by the beach at sunset.. The End.
  • linuxpenguin, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1It's the shooting friends in the nuts part, I'm guessing.
  • crazyjake, on 05/13/2008, -1/+2articles like these are why i come to digg everyday!
  • pcslugster, on 05/13/2008, -1/+2dugg, for the title.
  • linuxpenguin, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1"Johnson, I want you to find out why all these nerds looking at articles of how to shoot people in the nuts with a vacuum-cleaner bazooka, and why none of them are females."
    "They came from Digg, sir."
    "Case closed, Johnson - good work!"
  • deff, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Depends on what your in to
  • jackalsclaw, on 05/13/2008, -1/+2pics or... wait http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html , holy crap!
  • linuxpenguin, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1This is horrible! Vacuum cleaners are dangerous devices - they ought to be banned! Can't you see? They can be turned into bazookas and hit you in the nuts! (j/k :) )
    Actually, requiring a permit to use a vacuum might not be a bad idea. . . I wouldn't mind not being allowed to vacuum.
  • A11YND, on 05/13/2008, -1/+3Wait until the DoD starts to want a list of people visiting this website.
  • linuxpenguin, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1I don't see anything wrong with that. First of all, they didn't take apart the vacuum, and second of all, how do you know it wasn't an old vacuum that wasn't doing the job well anymore?
  • Lockhart, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Yeah, kids in our schools are already bringing guns, now bazookas?
  • TiKoZ, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Medal of Honor!
  • dsmx, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Sounds more like Macgyver to me.
  • MikeonTV, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1PLs IM or email me (check profile)
  • zohaibusman, on 05/13/2008, -1/+2THEN THERE MUST BE A WAY TO TURN ALL THE BAZOOKA'S IN A VACUUM CLEANER :)
  • Chetyre, on 05/13/2008, -1/+2Ok article, but suspiciously spam-y comments.
  • drfluffer, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1Ban vacuum cleaners!
  • Ruger11mcrdpi, on 05/13/2008, -2/+3Open the bagless dirt collection thing, insert nuclear device.
  • dkapuchino, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1They've already got internet forums where they discuss making bombs and rockets, the question is, how do we get a hold on ~that~ information.
  • fuzzybeard, on 05/13/2008, -2/+3That's simple (relatively speaking). The hard part is getting the fissile materials for the *KABOOM* part.
  • mattgilberg, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1Now I wanna see someone do that with a Dyson.
  • DaviDTC, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1I was hoping this was a Kipkay video.
  • rinote, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1Next week on Digg: How to Regain Friends You Shot in the Gonads with a Bazooka.
  • gkiltz, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1And you feel compelled to turn a perfectly good vacuum cleaner into a bazooka because?
    Do you have these thoughts often?
  • dtele, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1Ok, but how is this related to the environment?
  • PubStomp, on 05/13/2008, -0/+0pshaw, in our physics class we used difference in pressure to shoot a ping pong ball through two coke cans. Thats right, you read right, TWO COKE CANS. TWO
    (2)
    II
  • fuzzybeard, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1Lawyers.
  • acoustix, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1The way this article was written is just hilarious. A+
  • alperea, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1Buried for the phrase "absolutely epic experiment"
  • benquack02, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1still lost on the concept.... i want something rigged so that i can run around my backyard and shoot those Black Squirrles that are apparently gonna take over the US by 2010!!(not kill but you know scare.. the black squirrels are feisty!!) No w that would be something to see done on youtube forget the lettuce.
  • mciampa1214, on 05/13/2008, -2/+1PVC tennis ball cannon is still way better.
  • egthareal, on 05/13/2008, -3/+2dude you shouldve seen my neighbors face when i nailed him in the nuts with this thing. This is AWESOME!
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