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4hearingloss.com — Officers responding to the calls found the sexual activity of a deaf couple , saying, "It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a ‘moo,’ and then a ‘bang’ and a higher-pitched ‘moo.’ It was like ‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!’"

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  • mr_cheese28, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I always thought Helen Keller was a moaner.
  • Girth, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1bludgeoning a cow... man that is hilarious
  • jnorris441, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Digg is turning into FARK
  • miscoco, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5This kind of crap cheapens Digg. Leave it on Fark.
  • UGM2099, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1props to them!
  • Scorcho, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I digg it, too funny.
  • catullus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0damn. one of my friends sent me this story and it appeared reasonably legit from the 4hearingloss.com website, but now it does indeed look like a prank. oh well. was funny while it lasted
  • cryptocom, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0sounds like my next door neighbors. i live in a condo and i think the neighbors next door have their headboard up against my wall, because every goddamn friday night i hear "OH YEAH!....*BANG BANB BANG*...OH MY GOD YES!...*BANG BANG BANG*...WHO'S YO' DADDYYYYYYYYY!!!!....*BANG BANG BANG*".
    (searches on ebay for 'stinger missile')
  • descentgr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0You people are retarded. It's painfully obvious how fake it is.
  • irateVpirate, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0There is no place for humor when technology is involved. Hageln das fuhrer!!
  • fartron, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0So, "4hearingloss.com" picked this story up from "themq.com" (original here: http://www.themq.com/index.php?articleid=58&issue=103 ), and themq.com seems to be an onionesque site for UCSD.

    It's a prank.
  • atdigg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0It's not news. Damn kids please leave digg and go an play in the sand.
  • sudoman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0what? no audio? i wanna hear the MOO BANG MOO

    digg anyway ; )
  • anthonyb415, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This is hilarious! DIGG!
  • cwmonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0It's not news, it's digg.com
  • Soniti, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Good jesus god that was funny as hell!

    ~Soniti
  • vintage_idiot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i was laughing the whole time i was reading this, thanks!
  • bpowah, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1No good. The orig source seems to be an Onion-esque parody journal.
    http://www.themq.com/index.php?articleid=58&issue=103
  • erkokite, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0LMFAO I thought I had it bad with my suite-mate...
  • Andilinks, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Stupid stuff sells, sex sells and stupid stuff about sex will always intrigue.

    This does perhaps indicate that there should be two front pages, one for tech nazis who can't laugh at this kind of crap and another for purely non-tech stuff.

    On the other hand if it's really drawing a lot of diggs it should rise to the top of any list.
  • LowGan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0how embaressed would you be if you were them? ahahahah
  • worxman02, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0did you guys see the google ads at the top of the page? they are funnier than the article. Ads all about cows and cow paraphenalia
  • gwjc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0It should have been posted as a "link" and could possibly be bogus.. but it's so damn funny it needs a digg.
  • ColMustard, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This is so wrong yet hilarious!
  • nymphetamine, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0omg! thats the funniest thing ive ever heard about!

    "It was like ‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!"

    LOL
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0digg, this story made my day
  • catullus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0eh yeah i wasn't sure really which category it would go in... the study of deafness is an aural science i suppose
  • NeilM, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0HAHA! damn.. >.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0If you find this funny, you're just as dim-witted as the author of both the Digg article and the story.

    No Digg. Clowns.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0real funny to make fun of the handicapped
  • catullus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0wtf, nukethewhales? deaf people are "retarded"? . okay. you're cool
  • notkevin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I mean newspaper, that just goes to show how much my UCSD education helped :)
  • ketama, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0If you go to the original article it is from November 2003.
  • catullus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0lighten up people. @nukethewhales: now deaf people are "retarded"? okay. you're cool.
  • descentgr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Humor? It's a fake story making fun of deaf people. ***** idiots.
  • nukethewhales, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Hey no lets go make fun of retarded people. And then we can go throw nickels at the poor and watch them fight each other over it. Seriously, this is juvenile.
  • catullus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0don't know why that comment was sent twice. didn't show up the first time^
  • notkevin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I graduated from UCSD and I can verify that the source (themq.com) is a parody new paper and a bad one at that.
  • cbenard, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0@worxman02
    No. We use adblock.
  • mrhaines, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I guess we could close the window next time! haha
  • rspeed, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0*sigh* For the third time in two days I have to report something.
  • ursabear, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Not funny...
  • daze, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0how is this technology or science related? i feel like i'm visiting fark right now.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0LMAO!
  • drzal, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
  • romman00, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0My god...lighten up people.

    DUGG!
  • catullus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Cute Overload is just gay. at least this story, when i thought it was legit, seemed to relate at least tangentially to the aural science of studying deafness
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0LMAO!!
  • leep80, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0If you go to the MQ's web site (where the article came from) http://www.themq.com/about.php, you will read the following...

    The Muir Quarterly®, heretofore referred to as The MQ®, is a satirical newspaper intended to be read solely for entertainment purposes. All names used within any associated content are entirely fictional, with the exception of satirization. Some content may be unsuitable for children; reader supervision is actively encouraged in all applicable cases.
  • mouthster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I feel sorry for any idiot that read this and thought it was real.
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