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- BalancingAct, on 09/09/2009, -5/+248This is quite old news from 2005:
http://animal.discovery.com/news/briefs/20050912/t ... - Spectre77, on 09/10/2009, -6/+215KILL IT WITH FIRE
- merbrian, on 09/09/2009, -5/+191That's just an outtake from the first Alien movie.
- DouglasQ, on 09/10/2009, -5/+138It's only called the "Bizarre tongue-eating parasite" because the submitter couldn't quite think of the real name. It was on the tip of her tongue though.
- brenjaso, on 09/10/2009, -4/+114Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal - jerryjamesstone, on 09/09/2009, -9/+114OMFG that is gross...I think I am going to chunk!
- vroom101, on 09/09/2009, -6/+84Photo via and story: http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/09/tongue-eat ... (www.treehugger.com/files/2009/09/tongue-eating-parasite-discovered.php)
- austinscastle, on 09/10/2009, -2/+76and that fish has teeth. wtf.
- msoeden, on 09/09/2009, -6/+69that is so disgusting
- michaelrsa, on 09/10/2009, -0/+60Or with a hot pizza that burns the roof of your mouth.
- chthonical, on 09/10/2009, -1/+55Cymothoa Exigua
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/496606
Only attaches itself to fish, so don't freak out. :P - danmaxis, on 09/10/2009, -1/+45Why do humans appear to have fish teeth?
- Lavarock, on 09/10/2009, -1/+41That is the stuff nightmares are made of.
- Mujokan, on 09/10/2009, -1/+40Wikipedia if you aren't grossed out enough yet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua
Someone found one in a supermarket fish :/
http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/it ...
"C. exigua is the only known parasite which replaces the organ of its host. So much blood is removed from the tongue of the fish by the blood-thirsty parasite that the tongue atrophies and shrinks to a stub. The parasite remains in the place of the tongue and is used by the fish in the same way as its tongue was." - OLTP, on 09/10/2009, -2/+40Why does that fish appear to have human teeth???
- EMFK, on 09/09/2009, -3/+41Please close your mouth. :-)
- inactive, on 09/10/2009, -2/+29Release me!
- one1plus1one, on 09/10/2009, -3/+29Yes 2005 was the year that things began to change.
I am from the year "2045" in the space time continuum, measuring by your standards, and we now mark the year that you refer to as "2005" as the great year zero.
It was the year that the "others" began to appear and eat our tongues, so that we may speak in new alien tongues -- and join the galactic empire, of the zewalayowokoanapinowozoro race.
This stunningly beautiful portrait you see is of our early ancestor, just hatched from the first of the primordial eggs spread across Earth in "2005" and merging with the fish. It was not long before the offspring began to eat human tongues, and the new race emerged...
You may say it is "gross" now... but once your tongue is eaten, you will see the beauty of the zewalayowokoanapinowozoro race, and you will begin to understand our ways. In time you will then join... - DiggaStoleMyBik, on 09/10/2009, -0/+23not just teeth, human lookin' teeth
- alo81, on 09/10/2009, -1/+23Everytime I see this picture, I love how it looks like he's rubbing his little nubs together with satisfaction
- Gguillorn, on 09/10/2009, -0/+22I, for one, welcome our new zewalayowokoanapinowozorian overlords.
- avatar28, on 09/10/2009, -3/+24Damn, nature! You scary!
- secaedelcielo, on 09/10/2009, -8/+28Old news.
- Hoboking333, on 09/10/2009, -2/+21Looks like the lil alien from Alien
- philliesphan026, on 09/10/2009, -1/+19Actually, this parasite was in a Cracked article too.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17199_7-most-horrif ...
Hardly a "new" discovery, though - alexhladun, on 09/10/2009, -1/+18/Read with my jaw clamped shut
- one1plus1one, on 09/10/2009, -1/+17Eating is ok, but once infected, French kissing or cunnilinguous is not advised. (The mere thought of which is giving me shivers...)
- anthropodeus, on 09/10/2009, -1/+16first person to shop the parasite into a human mouth wins the internets
- DouglasQ, on 09/10/2009, -0/+15If it wasn't me it'd be someone else! I apologise for nothing!
- DaviDTC, on 09/10/2009, -2/+16Next on digg: Wheel invented! Sure it wasn't recently, but it was invented.
- kirbflex, on 09/10/2009, -0/+14http://www.martinocatalano.com/Black_Alien_Head__t ...
- regeya, on 09/10/2009, -1/+15Nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure. - 1807, on 09/10/2009, -2/+15Send me a kiss my wife,
baby my heart's on fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire
if you abuse me, honey you lose me,
then you'll be left alone, oh baby telephone and tell me I'm your own.
*CROAK* - Kitakaze, on 09/10/2009, -1/+14Wonder if Giger knew about this?
- megaton, on 09/10/2009, -1/+13No, STORY: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/jersey/8246001.s ... (which is more accurate in that this is not new, just rare.)
- PhillyMJS, on 09/10/2009, -3/+15I say we take off and nuke the entire mouth from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.
- 1807, on 09/10/2009, -0/+12As long as you don't Ralph....Hey...if you have to spew...spew in this...
- DRT23, on 09/10/2009, -0/+12http://cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com/2009/ ...
Sup? - marinist, on 09/10/2009, -0/+11Kuato lives.
- sherrington19, on 09/10/2009, -0/+10it's the thing from the movie Tremors
- OnShakedown, on 09/10/2009, -1/+11nice reference! hadn't thought of that scene in a while.
- steveoco, on 09/10/2009, -8/+18WAZZZUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!
- avatar28, on 09/10/2009, -1/+11What...the...*****??
- timothiuz, on 09/10/2009, -0/+9Yeah. I remember this picture from Crack.com's top 10 Parasite article
- cyrix, on 09/10/2009, -0/+9Xenomorph: Stop. Not so fast, y'all. You think you can just up and run away, you crazy. Ah like to eat people from other planets, 'specially y'all.
Little Mouth: Ah likes to eat you with mah little mouth, too.
Xenomorph: Oh, now, y'all get back up inside me, little mouth.
Little Mouth: I wants to play, toooo.
Xenomorph: Get back inside. Ah'll get you when we's eaten them.
Little Mouth: Zoop! - smpaisnutrients, on 09/10/2009, -0/+9what do you want from us?
...Diiieee...DIE. - getoffmybridge, on 09/10/2009, -0/+9IS THAT GLASS BULLETPROOF?!!!
- pinstripewizard, on 09/10/2009, -0/+9I know right! That fish totally has human teeth!
- MrSaundercook, on 09/10/2009, -1/+9Oh my god. I'm going to have nightmares about this.
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