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- nahsrocketeer75, on 11/05/2009, -1/+144I don't believe crap like time-travelling particles messing with the future ... except in this case, where it's obviously the only explanation.
- craznar, on 11/06/2009, -0/+133The baugette is in fact the higgs boson, the universe is not trying to stop the creation of the particle - it is literally throwing it at the scientists.
Ask any Frenchman - the baugette is the God Particle. It is what gives the French mass.
It all fits together. - WordsnCollision, on 11/05/2009, -1/+83Next time it'll be a Junior Mint.
- ProphetSix, on 11/06/2009, -0/+78The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction.
- shutaro, on 11/05/2009, -1/+52Not necessarily... It could be time-traveling Frenchmen.
- publiclurker, on 11/06/2009, -1/+51Well, to be honest, the busars in question are only a couple of meters across. Not much larger than a womp rat
- splosion, on 11/06/2009, -0/+41tag it and baugette
- WordsnCollision, on 11/05/2009, -1/+42Sacre Bleu!
- Animan351, on 11/06/2009, -0/+40We've already seen that Dr.Freeman is in the place.
I think this is his doing in order to save the world.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3208/2845861422_80b ... - idiogeckmatic, on 11/06/2009, -0/+39Is it just me.. or did they accidentally invent an improbability drive?
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..................................., - thetruckert, on 11/05/2009, -0/+33It's true, the LHC's future self is destroying itself!
http://loyalkng.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collid ... - KokomoNYC, on 11/06/2009, -0/+33Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
- sphykik, on 11/06/2009, -0/+31If the time traveling particle theory is correct, we will see the LHC break down over and over and over again. Should be pretty funny.
- MrBabyMan, on 11/05/2009, -3/+34Zut Alors!
- macmcraeart, on 11/06/2009, -5/+27that is without a doubt the flying spaghetti monster trying to warn us that we are about to annihilate the universe by re-creating the big bang.
- slickfranky, on 11/06/2009, -0/+20Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious!
- confoundedjoe, on 11/06/2009, -0/+17Who did you have in mind? Dr. Manhattan?
Did you miss the words "what might be the most complex machine ever built"? - Xaevier, on 11/05/2009, -2/+19In the birds defense it just wanted to toast its bread a little.
- TheCollective00, on 11/06/2009, -2/+18I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home.
- ThanatosST, on 11/06/2009, -0/+16That sounds highly improbable.
- KokomoNYC, on 11/06/2009, -1/+15Voila un pigeon avec la baguette!
- JoeRoe, on 11/06/2009, -2/+16The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station.
- TSK05, on 11/06/2009, -0/+14Wait, a bird dropping "some bread on a section of outdoor machinery, eventually lead to significant over heating in parts of the accelerator?" Really? Who designed it because I think I want to pass along a suggestion...
- copypastry, on 11/06/2009, -0/+14>bird's beak
>farfetch'd
You sure it wasn't a leek? - DarkGerbil, on 11/06/2009, -0/+13I don't pretend to understand anything about physics, but, if this magical-super-retarded particle thingy is indeed traveling back in time, can we give up on the LHC and start working on time travel? It seems like win-win to me...
- A11YND, on 11/06/2009, -0/+12so the thing already cost a few billion, yet no one decided to atleast spend maybe 35 bucks on some plywood to enclose it?
- Legoman513, on 11/06/2009, -0/+11Lamar got out of her cage again...
- AManWithNoName, on 11/06/2009, -0/+10Wow. This is getting pretty ridiculous. I mean, I don't believe the ***** about it destroying the earth, or the time-traveling god particle or anything, but this is starting to seem like SOMEONE is sabotaging it. Someone with control of birds and baguettes.
- mickdelrosario, on 11/06/2009, -0/+10The LHC IS the Death Star!
http://electricalalchemist.blogspot.com/2007/12/lh ... - mikek814, on 11/06/2009, -1/+11"A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather." Reminds me of the Back to The Future
- vampireboyy, on 11/06/2009, -0/+9The Force is strong with you.
- reticulate, on 11/06/2009, -0/+9Dammit :P
- evilresident, on 11/06/2009, -0/+9see? This is the problem with people today.
kaelyiest is why the majority of people suck.
No concept to ***** give ***** a chance. - fragMasterFlash, on 11/06/2009, -0/+9Higgs-Boson particles are really midi-chlorians.
- Soniti, on 11/06/2009, -0/+9I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters!
- Screwy1138, on 11/06/2009, -0/+8GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple
question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound
coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master
that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow
needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
GUARD #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European
swallow, that's my point. - Toshibi, on 11/06/2009, -0/+8That's sorta what it is doing...
As I attempted to explain this idea to a friend it almost started to sound plausible...almost. - AngusYoungII, on 11/06/2009, -0/+8bird must've been a skywalker
- masonga95, on 11/06/2009, -0/+8You can't be ***** serious.
- thebreach, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7The bird used to bullseye womprats in its T16 back home
- RicardoAl, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7Dugg for the title
- pazimzadeh, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7May the force be with you.
- stilesja, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7Sometimes bread from a bird is just bread from a bird.
- yocouchdigga, on 11/06/2009, -3/+10Is this Kanye or Glenn Beck?
- Animan351, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6Hmmm...Where have I heard this before?
Oh yeah. That's from an episode of Family guy. I remember now. - thinkhrdr, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6Correction,
"Manny Both-hanz died to bring us this information."
He will be missed. - inactive, on 11/06/2009, -0/+5BREAKING NEWS: The Destruction of the Universe has been averted thanks to dropped bread from Bird!
...Reporters could not reach Bird for comment. - mickdelrosario, on 11/06/2009, -0/+5The force will be with you. Always.
- lennynumberone, on 11/06/2009, -1/+6Knock on door: (knock-knock)
Person inside LHC building: Who is it?
Knocker: Is John Conner there?
Person inside LCH building: Why, yes... -
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