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howtogetridofstuff.com — So you have puffy eyes, maybe hiccups or well those annoying lipstick stains. You name it, they'll try and help you get rid of it. So it's not listed, not on the site. Well submit your: "I can't get rid of___________" and let them try their best to help you out. My fav: "How to Get Rid of Blisters" I never knew.

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  • MrStylz, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7I thought Windex cured everything?
    • MeatBiProduct, on 10/12/2007, -6/+7Hmmm crabs wasn't on the list.

      /itch /itch
    • fernando26, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Too bad the site is down, or I would look up how to get rid of the Digg effect on all these damn front page sites. =P

      Edit: mbthompson beat me to it by 2 minutes! What I really need now is how to get rid of other people beating you to your posts.
    • catfive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Just submitted "How to get rid of dead hookers?"

      ...hope they respond quickly...!
    • thcobbs, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2@MeatBiProduct

      First, shave half of that area...

      Pour gasoline on the other side....

      Light it...

      Stab the crabs, with an ice pick(need to be very accurate) as they flee the fire
    • PDelahanty, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I don't think Windex will get rid of an unpopular President.
    • dylanrush, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"I don't think Windex will get rid of an unpopular President."

      I think some Diggers in real life must be very annoying. It's like some people can relate EVERYTHING to George Bush.

      "Did you get those donuts like I asked?"
      > "No, kind of like how George Bush didn't get those WMDs."
  • BalsamLane, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24It didn't work, the ex just called.
    • freehunter, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2I just popped in here to say that, kudos d(^_^)b
  • mayhemt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8..tele marketers?
    ...my girlfriend asking for gifts & jewelry?
    ...scum from bathtub??
    ..
    ...
    ...my boss?
    • thcobbs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+61.) tell them to put me on the "do not call list"... they all have to maintain a local one as well as watch the federal one

      2.) a.) buy her some really big, obnoxious ring that is totally not her style and say "I saw this and it just looked like something you'd want"
      b.) buy her some clothes that are 3 sizes too big.... bonus points if it's lingerie.
      c.) buy her some clothes that are 3 sizes too small.... bonus points if it's lingerie. and tell her you want to see her wear them

      3.) tell it "we don't server you kind of scum in here! You'll have to wait outside."

      4.) get him/her drunk till passed out... then pose in compromising pictures.
    • WarpFox, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Herpes? the AIDS?
    • Thuktun, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2@thcobbs "tell them to put me on the "do not call list""

      Congratulations, you've gotten rid of ONE telemarketer, assuming they follow the law.

      What about the rest of them? Whack-a-mole?
    • Dedpoet, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Drop your land line and get a cell phone. Don't give the number to anyone except family and friends. I'm at 4.5 years without a single telemarketer call.
  • iricund, on 10/12/2007, -9/+15Bush?
    • MrMysterious, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Yes, you will find at that site the instructions on how to remove pubic hair.
    • phayte, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1 The 70's called and wants their crotch back.
    • Raesear, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Shave....carefully.

      Edit: Beaten to the punch.
    • blueshoo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Gore? nope.
      Kerry? nope.

      Take two Obama's and call me in the morning.
    • dylanrush, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Just wait a year and he'll be gone, you whiny son of a bitch.
  • tzmguitarist, on 10/12/2007, -7/+5This is awesome because I've been having a really difficult time with anal worms.
  • datastorageguy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26How to get rid of a website

    Post your website on digg....
  • allholy1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2http://www.duggmirror.com
  • topbravo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3How do you get rid of fanboys???

    • naio21, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Turn off Apple and Linux/Unix sections.
  • mbthompson, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2How do you get rid of the digg effect?
  • th3gh05t, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Digg effect!
  • KDX200rider, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Do they have anything on getting rid of MAC fanboys?
    • naio21, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Let someone else manage the algorithm that select front-page articles on Digg, as Kevin Rose is TEH Mac Fanboy and he obviously cheats to favor Apple.
  • danobrien23, on 10/12/2007, -7/+3huh....i typed in Mexicans but nothing came up....i figured BIG ***** WALL would have showed up...guess not


    /sarcasm
    • danobrien23, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6i just read what i posted above, i meant it to be sarcastic as in there shouldn't be a wall...reading it again it sounds racist, not what i wanted and i appologize
  • misxn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Alright... enough of all the useful Digg articles. You can never access them due to the "Digg Effect".
  • hamburgerhelper, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3How do you get rid of your girlfriends mustache?
    • LLLSecretChimp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Tell her it makes her look fat. This could get rid of the entire girlfriend, but the mustache will be gone.
  • jknevitt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Hm. Nothing about a body. Now what am I going to do?
    • CedEx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I'd suggest a woodchipper and a large pen of hogs... but what the hell do I know about removing bodies?
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