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- Wolfsoap, on 01/30/2008, -15/+448HAPPY YAHTZEEDAY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Trozz, on 01/30/2008, -0/+241For those of you who don't visit fullyramblomatic.com, here's a hilarious post Yahtzee did recently:
I like playing Team Fortress 2. It's fun. And if you hang around a server that gets a decent low ping in eastern Australia, there's a chance I may some day join a server that you are on. Should that happen, remember to follow these guidelines:
- Always interrogate me the moment I have one foot in the door as to whether I'm 'the real Yahtzee' or not. Insist I go on voice chat to prove my identity while the enemy busily penetrate our defenses. This will swiftly endear you to me.
- Once my identity is confirmed to your satisfaction, or not, spend the entire game quoting myself at me in all caps in both text and voice chat. It's very gratifying to be reminded that my reviews are very popular and that some of my lines have entered meme territory, and being constantly reminded of this will help my confidence and improve our chances of winning.
- Don't be fooled by my stony silence up to this point - secretly, I'm probably on the verge of inviting you to my next birthday party. Ensure that this happens by adding me to your friends list and trying to open Steam chat with me while I'm in the middle of something important. Obviously since I have total misanthropic hatred for 99% of my fellow man, it's important that I communicate with as many of them as possible to remind myself of why.
- Relish verbally every single time you kill me, because obviously being a gaming industry professional I am some kind of higher order of being, and besting me in a game of skill is a sure sign that you have a valid claim to all the thrones of Europe.
- Remember to get catty when I unexpectedly log off. I'm probably just overwhelmed to the point of tears by the wonderful friends I have made. - Systematic1, on 01/30/2008, -11/+2331. Kill Own Staff 2. Make Zombies 3. Get City Nuked 4. Legal Proceedings 5. Bankruptcy 6. Something Else 7. Profit
- pos3000, on 01/30/2008, -8/+174Yay, call of duty 4 net week!
- BigPapaCherry, on 01/30/2008, -7/+166A review complete with big words, Duck Hunt references, and masturbation... Just the way Diggers like it.
- ats314, on 01/30/2008, -0/+143Dugg for the Captain Planet reference. GOOO PLANET!!
- wire02, on 01/30/2008, -7/+12920 minutes....out front....puffer fish
- sharkd, on 01/30/2008, -0/+114I'm afraid you didn't make it.
- drafhk, on 01/30/2008, -8/+113And on the wednesth day, God created Yahtzee and the world didst rejoice.
- xTRUMANx, on 01/30/2008, -2/+106Does anyone else hold in their laughter until end credits appear so you don't miss a single joke?
- AzureRise, on 01/30/2008, -2/+90"ALL RIGHT FINE I'LL DO CALL OF DUTY 4 IF YOU PROMISE TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT YOU WHINING TWATBLANKETS"
I love Yahtzee. - thehawk23, on 01/30/2008, -2/+65Dugg for the "EA Strategy"
- fate3, on 01/30/2008, -5/+66im a riter
- BETRAMS, on 01/30/2008, -16/+71In before quotes of the video we just saw..
- Ramble, on 01/30/2008, -2/+57He's British, it's why he's funny.
- mechatak, on 01/30/2008, -4/+52Dugg for Yahtzee running out of his breat at 1:04
- dudefather, on 01/30/2008, -2/+45will probably 'lol yanks', 'lol terrorists are really evil' and 'the game is short and I don't play multiplayer'.
but it will more than likely be very funny at the same time - inactive, on 01/30/2008, -1/+40No, I just watch it 2 ou 3 times.
- Audacitor, on 01/30/2008, -1/+39Ow, too many exclamation points.
- ShooterMcGavin, on 01/30/2008, -2/+39Old boy Yahtzee is blowing up...
http://newteevee.com/2008/01/24/zero-punctuation-e ... - inactive, on 01/30/2008, -7/+44Milla Jovovich !
- dudefather, on 01/30/2008, -1/+36BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN PLANET
- somedirtbag, on 01/30/2008, -1/+31Fire!
- chadillak, on 01/30/2008, -0/+29Anyone else keep the pause button ready throughout?
- BlueSkyfish, on 01/30/2008, -0/+29You have to work for Valve first.
- protogenxl, on 01/30/2008, -19/+47"Where Did all these webs come from?" Wonders Chris Redfield aloud while staring directly at a giant spider.
- Hobbes24, on 01/30/2008, -1/+27Earth!
- Modiga, on 01/30/2008, -2/+26"Also please contact us if you liked that Painkiller short I did last week because apparently you are a deviant and must be culled"
- thesonofdarwin, on 01/30/2008, -0/+22You decided to choose the "element" you associate with homosexuality rather than the still free Water. This speaks volumes about you.
- gfnw, on 01/30/2008, -1/+23Adults can't enjoy candy.
- xXGeechXx, on 01/30/2008, -6/+26*insert geeky man love for yahtzee*
- eatApeach993, on 01/30/2008, -4/+231. Kill Own Staff
2. Make Zombies
3.???
4. Profit - inactive, on 01/30/2008, -1/+20***** wow.
- mrfreeziexp, on 01/30/2008, -1/+20jeez you guys suck at the whole timed response thing.
- Kamisado, on 01/30/2008, -2/+20Other people liking the same thing as you do is a bad thing now?
- Harfish, on 01/30/2008, -1/+19LeeLoo Dallas Multipass
- igraham09, on 01/30/2008, -1/+17What the *****? There's an age limit on delicious sour candies now? If so, color me childish.
- random19, on 01/30/2008, -1/+17I don't know why you're getting dugg up, you went out of order. (Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart)
-1 for you - inactive, on 01/30/2008, -0/+16I FAIL
- Protoss, on 01/30/2008, -1/+17Leeloo*
- Shambla, on 01/30/2008, -8/+24Wind!
- Lokishot, on 01/30/2008, -1/+17It like Christmas every weeks.
- wolferz, on 01/30/2008, -0/+15Gay for Valve? Who isn't?
- bitterman316, on 01/30/2008, -2/+17Nice reference, "The 5th Element".
Don´t understand why you´re getting buried. - yohnstoppable, on 01/30/2008, -1/+16Water!
- TDot1980, on 01/30/2008, -0/+14What the ***** happened to Clive Winston?!
- Sarevok9, on 01/30/2008, -0/+13http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/tag/ben+crosh ...
- 1807, on 01/30/2008, -1/+14Captin Planet... he's our hero...gonna take pollution down to zero
- daborg, on 01/30/2008, -6/+19I actually found this to be one of his least funny episodes, keeping in mind that I've watched every single Yahtzee video at least twice, some many many times.
And yes, go ahead, digg me down. I know you have to, because the world is certain to explode if everyone on Digg doesn't express their undying love for every millisecond of Yahtzee-produced videos, so you're doing us all a favor. Thank you for saving the world.
If you're thinking of digging me up... DON'T DO IT! You would be dooming us all! Dooming! - lobsterxcore, on 01/30/2008, -0/+13Great, I've been waiting for this one.
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