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- ManUnitdFan, on 07/08/2009, -7/+272That seemed like a lot of dick and/or ball sucking, even by his standards.
- atm259, on 07/08/2009, -2/+154Probably kill yourself.
- vavaylah, on 07/08/2009, -9/+149Dugg for "Half Life 2 gravity gun stuck up the ass of an excitable dog."
- roskelld, on 07/08/2009, -6/+109"Asking a sausage maker to suck off a pig" -- Now can I find a situation to shoe horn that into everyday life?
- OafBoaster, on 07/08/2009, -2/+97Talk really slow and review board games like Candy Land in a very polite American accent. Never curse, instead, say things like "Gosh darnit" and "Golly jee, this is a great game."
- RandomGorilla, on 07/08/2009, -2/+92Show up to next year's E3 and demand tickets in a British accent. Then criticize the ticket guy's hair.
- ProjectGSX, on 07/08/2009, -1/+79Watching that review at work without headphones was an exercise in quickly increasing and decreasing the volume. Good stuff.
- mikemehak, on 07/08/2009, -7/+75why so harsh?
I thought it was a fun game - C00ter, on 07/08/2009, -1/+50He's English, living in Australia. However, comments that put Americans down and generalize them as "uncultured" or "not globally aware xenophobes" usually go over well around here apparently.
- dman24752, on 07/08/2009, -5/+54I feel like this Yahtzee was more censored than usual...
- mmx2000, on 07/08/2009, -0/+45If he uses a comma after the word "STILL" on the screen, is it still "Zero Punctuation"?
- flyingsquirle, on 07/08/2009, -1/+43Wait.. why did this youtube link send me to a 80's song? I thought it was going to be pertinent to the subject at hand, but it wasn't!
- GrubFisher, on 07/08/2009, -3/+45Collect ... eight ... Jews in ... ten ... minutes! Otherwise, uh-oh! Cause NAZI ROAD RAGE for DOUBLE POINTS!!
- ckdiggs, on 07/08/2009, -6/+47I will fake Yahtzee's death by killing myself. You will all be devastated.
- Archfiend, on 07/08/2009, -1/+38What does that mean,"To play us out?"
- bossm4n, on 07/08/2009, -4/+41Wait, there was a Schindler's List video game?
- ckdiggs, on 07/08/2009, -9/+44My office mate showed me this picture of Yahtzee (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/edit ... and it turns out that I look EXACTLY like him. Same glasses, same facial hair, same look. It's CREEPY!
What should I do with this new found information? - KJGJ, on 07/08/2009, -4/+37Anyone else notice an uncanny amount of blowjob references?
- KJGJ, on 07/08/2009, -2/+33It's dead, get over it.
- yocouchdigga, on 07/08/2009, -2/+31if he's your twin, you must kill him before he kills you. hope that he's not already aware of you and watch your back as you move in on him. best of luck to you.
- inactive, on 07/08/2009, -0/+29holy ***** is it 2007 in here?
- PowderedToasty, on 07/08/2009, -3/+32Whatever you do I'm sure it'll help you keep not getting laid.
- Deausx, on 07/08/2009, -0/+26ZP is 75% humor and 25% fact. Yahtzee is the only "reviewer" I check out, but if you followed his advice the only game you would have ever played is Portal.
Dont take it too seriously when he cuts up a game. - tj111, on 07/08/2009, -0/+26@DarkBlueAnt: WHOOOOOOOOOSH....
- GeorgeWKush, on 07/08/2009, -1/+26It took PhilliesBlunt 2 years to find out about that meme with his 56k connection.
- DigTheDoug, on 07/08/2009, -1/+22Yep, the fourth commenter.
- dman24752, on 07/08/2009, -2/+23We'll be...bothered for a little bit.
- BrendanJB, on 07/09/2009, -0/+20Damnshoes divided by zero.
- whatit, on 07/08/2009, -0/+19THAT DOESN"T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.
***** IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE! - cawfee, on 07/08/2009, -1/+20http://tinyurl.com/qeko84
- floppytoes, on 07/08/2009, -0/+19Dugg for "Yes, it's true, this man has no dick."
For those that don't recall this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087332/quotes - costumemaker, on 07/08/2009, -3/+22the only thing I would agree with is the stuff about being blindsided while fighting. Other than that I think it was a bit overdone. Pretty good game for the price I thought.
- killdashnine, on 07/08/2009, -1/+20Yahtzee definitely helps curb my video game purchases in times of a recession. In more prosperous times he just makes me feel bad about buying games that suck.
- cor315, on 07/08/2009, -0/+18Fans are clingy complaining *****...
- mwalker05, on 07/08/2009, -0/+17you must be new here
- NATOuk, on 07/08/2009, -1/+17In a few of his other reviews, he's stated that he never plays the multiplayer element of games - he'll play a game's single player and base the review entirely on that. Fair enough I guess as I do exactly the same thing.
- inactive, on 07/08/2009, -8/+24not if your ears are American
- superkendall, on 07/08/2009, -0/+15Dude, he has never had video footage in the entire history of reviews. Where have you been?
- Shazbuckle, on 07/08/2009, -2/+17What is he satiring exactly?
He's just very critical, go watch his Orange Box review, he praises portal and he struggles to find anything wrong with it. - DarkBlueAnt, on 07/08/2009, -11/+25For Yahtzee's bad reviews to be funny, he'd have to have some good ones once and a while. I can predict everything he has to say because I know exactly what to expect. His act is getting played out.
- roskelld, on 07/08/2009, -5/+19Comment on the hilarity of said quote.
- Shazbuckle, on 07/08/2009, -6/+19***** off, at least ZP actually deserves a front page every week.
And to all the sheeple who digg up binky every week: ***** You - travcm, on 07/08/2009, -3/+15reroll
- Kakumeikeahi, on 07/09/2009, -0/+12God, why!? Did he not listen to his elementary school teachers?!?!
HE'S DOOMED US ALL! - PhilliesBlunt, on 07/08/2009, -3/+15When has a comment on Zero Punctuation ever been insightful? It's all pure fanboy ***** and nonsense.
- DemDude, on 07/08/2009, -1/+13Huh, that's weird... I've heard lots of praise about it. Not mind-blowing awesomeage but still praise.
And he practically tore it apart, even worse than usual. I don't know what I should do now! - bmcnally, on 07/08/2009, -0/+11Rent it. I haven't found multiplayer particularly compelling, but the campaign was a lot of fun.
- dashdingo, on 07/08/2009, -1/+12I may be biased because I loved BOTH movies, but I thought Ghostbusters was a very good game. The story was meh (Yahtzee ignored the part where they introduced a plot-twisting device, but then never come back to it), but overall I enjoyed the gameplay pretty thoroughly.
- theartfuldodgr, on 07/08/2009, -0/+10It won't overwrite it, I've played the game through 3 times and it tells you this everytime you load your save from the hdd. It's just warning you that the new save will overwrite the existing one you want to load. It's really stupid and I don't understand it either, but trust me it will not erase your game.
- 1807, on 07/09/2009, -1/+11You know you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass but wouldn't you rather take his word for it? Wait, I mean is you can get a good look at a T-BONE by sticking your head up a BUTCHERS ass..but...wait...that's gotta be your bull..
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